CRISIS IN DOLNER ISLAND!!!
Dolner Broadcasting Company News Report:
Government officials are reporting that President Blair has died. Rioting and looting have the capital's police force on high alert. Power outages are occuring and the other government official's may have left the country. From an underground bunker at DBC Headquarters, this has been a special report. Stay tuned for more coverage.
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DBC Special Report:
Confirmation of the President's death has been confirmed.
Those who are not rioting or looting are now in mourning.
Government ministers are not anywhere to be found.
Police stations around the city are being burned. Downtown Dolner City is in ruins. Army is being called in. Navy is also in place. Power outages are now rampant. If anyone is listening to this broadcast through shortwave, this is the situation: President Blair has died. No word on what has happened. Government cabinet ministers are nowhere to be found. Police stations are burning down. Power outages all over!!
We must end this report as the generator powering the DBC Underground Bunker is not at full capacity. Next update is in one hour, unless something happens. KEEP ALL LINES OF COMMUNICATION OPEN.
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DEAD AIR
We send our condolences, and ask if peace keeping troops are needed.
DBC Breaking News:
Army Grand Chief Sam Millington has become the new president of the country. He automatically becomes the president if the successor does not make contact within a 15-min time period. We are awaiting a transmission from his office at Army Central Command, where he will address the nation. They will override our programming so this could come at any minute or second. Please stay tuned. If we lose power in the bunker, they will still override the...
THE DOLNER ISLAND GOVERNMENT AUTOMATIC SIGNAL OVERRIDE HAS BEEN ENACTED FOR IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
"My Fellow Dolorion's, tonight I speak to you as your new leader. President Blair has died from what we are being told was a brain hemmorage. I am asking for all citizens to stop rioting and stop looting from our streets. Go home. Stop burning down all the police stations. As of this moment, my first executive order is to enact the Civil Suspension Act. Certain civil liberties will be stopped. This is in effect UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. Secondly, army patrolmen will patrol the capital and policemen will report directly to them. Thirdly and lastly, with all cabinet ministers gone, as an act of personal impulse...
I ORDER THAT THIS COUNTRY DROP DEMOCRACY! DOLNER ISLAND WILL BE A DICTORSHIP. I, GRAND CHIEF PRESIDENT MILLINGTON WILL NOW BE KNOWN AS GRAND EMPERIOR MILLINGTON.
This are my direct orders.
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATLY.
ALSO, TONIGHT I ORDER THE DBC TO CEASE BROADCASTING AS OF RIGHT NOW. WE WILL KEEP THE OVERRIDE IN PLACE
I WILL RE-EVALUATE THEIR STATUS TOMMOROW.
UNTIL THEN, GOODNIGHT.
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Curvey Island urges you not to move to dictatorship/communism.
For about three hours, we were in that mode. It sucked.
We state that our offer for peacekeeping forces will be accepted or rejected by any pro-democracy rebels, and not the dictatorship government that has installed itself in power.
We do not support dictatorships.
Perhaps, you should remove yourself from power. You tick off the wrong country, you could be bombed a million times over. Just a suggestion.
You sayin' you want a piece of us?
That's not what we're saying. We're just saying that we think you guys will mess up and a country that has more weapon's will turn you and your office into air.
My country ahs suffered under military dictator-ship before. For the good of your people reinstate democracy.
I think you're becoming kind of like an older brother. I don't like them-types. WE WANT A PIECE OF YOU!!!
Sir hlaf my military is double the size fo your population. Therefore i am advising for your own good stop this madness.