NationStates Jolt Archive

This is a calling to all former/new/present allies of The Coalition of Evil.
There is a war on the way with several regions involved; the list is getting bigger by the minute!

They are not written in any order.

The Inner Circle
Region of Terror
Council of the Aggressive
Kentucky
Vacation
The Roman Empire
The Underwater Bubble
Coalition of Evil
The New World Empire
Ragnarok
Empire of power
LUE

LUE thinks that the GDODAD/DOMINION is still alive in some kind of secret plays and they have posted that they will attack The CoE, Ragnarok and The UWB.

The aggression betvine Xenu and The CoE goes way back, and now they are really mad because we have taken over Santa’s castle/house.
They also accuse us for backing up an invasion of LUE that took place for a couple of days ago, this mess is out of control, we have to arm our selves and defend our region!

This is a small sample of what I have found in some of the regions involved:

Found in The Roman Empire:
*Alerting all military personel. The region "coalition of evil" has named us a target.
*You can't be serious. What the hell is going on. They can't hit 4 regions at the same time.
*If they attack by endorsements they could attack this region easily
*So, why doesn't our legate get somthing together and get our own invading goin. we are ready for some action.

They are preparing to go to war against The CoE!

Found in The New World Empire:
*This spamming might be related to the coe. Heres what is occuring. We so far have a possible three regions that might go against us. COE, The Underwater Bubble and Ragnarok
*I'm ready to counter-attack. Just point me and aim me.

They are blaming The CoE for a Spam attack! And we are not even involved in that spamming thing!

I don’t know about Council of the Aggressive, but something strange is going on there.

Found in LUE:
*I am considering that a direct assault. Obviously to mock us from way back.
* check the message board of the coe. There going to start with a spam attack.

Considering all of this, we have to be careful and get the regions defences up!
My whole army is mobilised and the nukes are ready to go.
We are facing a superior enemy so we have to hit them with our in tier arsenal if it goes down!


In short, The Coalition of Evil may need some help with this; let us know if you are there for us!

Supreme ruler Hexonxonx of The Coalition of Evil

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Found in LUE:
*I am considering that a direct assault. Obviously to mock us from way back.
* check the message board of the coe. There going to start with a spam attack.Here's another:

*I know its not. If its not the coe it is one of there allies. Check out the forum. Gulf parradise is forming a new GDODAD. He is trying to make it my fault. Now that i"m ready for retaliation there going to form a new and improved GDODAD. This was all a set up to create the most powerful invasion force in NS.

those of you that remember GDODAD were a force 500 nations strong and responsible for the fall of many and I mean many nations. It would only take a little time to form such a force again. And all of us did exactly what they wanted to. Get ready guys. When COE or should I say the new GDODAD hits us. There gonna hit us hard.
*In position and ready
*Do what you feel is necessary. I flipped out yesterday because I was shocked. Now I am back in control. Begin retalliation.
Lord Xenu

Following this, a small force of nations left from the Roman Empire and entered The Underwater Bubble:

I... am tiberius caeser of Rome. I am now the one who owns you. If you are wondering what has occured, you have been invaded by a force that has affiliations in many regions. You actions of reforming the GDODAD and framing and spying on our affiliations we consider an act of war.

This is the beginning of that force and this is only the beginnning. War has been declared. This region will now follow the laws and precedences of the affiliations we are with. You are now an occupied region.

OOC: When I first saw this I thought someone was trying to plan a board invasion or something against LUE, the board at gamefaqs.com. Lol.

We need help now! The Roman Empire just invaded the Underwater Bubble!
Every old allied to the GDODAD come and help in this mess! This is a real world war!
There are regions involved that I never heard of and it keeps growing! The Coalition of Evil seems to be there biggest goal!

Supreme ruler Hexonxonx, AND NOW I’M REALLY MAD!!!

OOC: Umm, region crashing? Isn't this pretty much OOC then?
And why the hell did I get a telegram, btw? :P

OOC: Umm, region crashing? Isn't this pretty much OOC then?
And why the hell did I get a telegram, btw? :PIf it is region crashing, I can't help. I refuse to be involved in such an organization as the UN.

*sigh*

im tired of this LUE messing with my region.

I don't think it's LUE you have to worry about - they were being invaded a few days ago and the GLA-the collaborative of anti-raiders intervened, as they did in Lodoss yesterday. Now, there are nations that are raiders involved in communist comrades region. The GLA is there trying to stop it.

So, unless all raiders can fight on all fronts, just get your ducks in a row and sit tight.

:? Evi, Lingonland

Cool.

Were in a war without our knowledge.

Cool.

Were in a war without our knowledge.OOC: :shock: SADDAM! Get 'em! *chases -Iraq- with pointy stick*

Let’s make things nice and sparkling clear.
We haven’t attacked anyone, but many nations have declared war against us, and The Roman Empire has invaded (an act of war) The Underwater Bubble, even though they have withdrawn its still an act of war. I say that even if the GDODAD/DOMINION doesn’t exist anymore we do have bonds with several regions in the NS world and we will keep on helping each other against an aggressor. IT IS OUR RIGHT!
I am so mad right now that I want to nuke the whole world! And believe me, a nuke war isn’t funny! I have prepared my people for a nuclear winter just in case that happens.

I received this from The Dictatorship of Orcka in The Roman Empire:

Greetings Gulf Paradise,

It has been a long time. Even though I have had differences with your region in the past I do not believe TRE is willing to go to war with you. The attack against the bubble was unfortunate but I assure you it was not authorized by Rome. As soon as I here from my leaders on this new information you have given us, I will get back to you. We do things differently here.

I will state that there is a possibility that you may be a victim of manipulation. I shall get back to you after I hear from my superiors.
End of message.

I wonder how they can have rough nations in a region like TRE??? Take them out and do a public flogging!
And why should The CoE be a victim of manipulating??? TRE attacked first, we were just building up defences to stand fast against an attack!

And final, GDODAD/DOMINON IS NOW MORE! Can’t you understand that?
Put you’re selves in our position, maybe five regions declared war in less than two hours ysterday, what would you do??? Just sit still and hope that it will go away? No you wouldn’t, you would try to get all the support you could, even if it meant that you had to go to old allies!

Supreme ruler Hexonxonx of The Coalition of Evil, and I AM SO PISSED THAT I GLADLY COULD NUKE THE WHOLE WORLD!!!

The Democratic Republic of SYTHlA wrothe this:

TO THE COALITION OF EVIL (I Know you read this board)

IF YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ATTACK THEN YOU HAVE DECLARED WAR UPON AN ENEMY THAT WILL SHOW NO MERCY OR FORGIVENESS IF YOU PURSUE IT.WE HAVE NO QUAMS ABOUT DESTROYING YOUAND WILL DO SO IN WHATEVER WAY POSSIBLE.IF YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE I SUGGEST YOU CONTACT US AND NEGOTIATE PEACE IMMEDIATELY OTHERWISE YOU WILL BE DESTROYED.

LONG LIVE THE NEW WORLD EMPIRE
End of message.

We are not responsible for the attack against you, I don’t know who it was and I don’t care. What I do care about is the threat in you’re message! I am not in the mod for that!
And why should we negotiate peace with you if there isn’t any war with you???
If you just want to destroy us, well, get in line! There are several regions in front of you.
An attack against us will just result in a massive nuke attack and that isn’t funny!

The extremely pissed of Hexonxonx from The Coalition of Evil

Cool.

Were in a war without our knowledge.


Yes, it is. We will help out our allies if and whenever we can.


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-1337HAXORS from Region of Terror

OOC: Umm, region crashing? Isn't this pretty much OOC then?
And why the hell did I get a telegram, btw? :P
I dunno, but you should help nonetheless ;)

We have mobolised our troops with the best equipment,weapons and armour mobloised our navy,army and airforce and prepared everylast on of our super weapons if they attack we march to war.

This means war.
All of The Ineffable Empires fighting forces have been mobilised, including conscirpts.
You are messing with an army of about a billion.
We have tanks. We have nukes. We have a bloody spacefleet. And we are angered.

The CoE never attacked anyone. Xenu is lying and manipulating everyone, because he knows his pitiful alliance is too weak to take us on alone.
The Dominion/GDODAD is dead. Neither GP nor I have been attempting to resurrect it. It is all a product of Xenus illusions.
If he is not afraid to fight a proper forum war, rather than petty region crashes and spamming, then we will give him one.
And we will crush him like the worm he is.

His Imperial Majesty, The Great Ineffable Bob.

Sounds about right
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http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:uhPFTc9k5a4C:www.loc.gov/preserv/man.jpg
Fredrick Barbarosea Jr.
High King of the Barbarosea Empire
Firestorm Regional Pact
Leader of JIDA
CoTW
CoE

General: Mr. President, what shall we do???
Hexonxonx: Mobilize everybody!
General: What do you mean with everybody?
Hexonxonx: MOBILIZE EVERYBODY!!! EVERYBODY IS TO REPORT TO THERE BASES! NOW!!!


1 st Army :
600,000 troops armed with G36
200 elite snipers armed with HK PSG1
500 Leopard 2
125 Chieftan
40 M88A2 Recovery Vehicle
50 AS90 BRAVEHEART 155MM Howitzer

1 st Navy :
50 Sacramento Class
20 Bremen class
20 Aircraft Carriers
10 Submarines
30 PHM-1
10 Ohio-class submarines

1 st Airforce:
30 IL-28 Beagle
15 B-1 Lancer
130 F-111
50 Mirage IV
20 C-130 Hercules

2nd Army:
5,000 troops armed G11
3,000 troops armed with HK21E Belt Fed Machine Gun
500,000 troops armed with G36
500 elite snipers armed with HK PSG1
200 S-400 ground based SAM systems
500 Leopard 2
3,000 M270 MLRS
5,000 Apache attack helicopters
100 M88A2 Recovery Vehicle

2nd Air force:
50 B-2 Spirit
400 B-52H Stratofortress
40 Tornado ECR
100 F-117 Nighthawk
800 Tornado IDS
500 F-111
200 Mirage IV
20 C-130 Hercules

2nd Navy:
10 Ohio-class submarines
2 Nimitz class carriers
5 Bremen class
18 PHM-1
7 DDG-51
10 FFG-7
5 CG-47

General: Mr President, the first and second army, navy and air force is ready to go and the third army, navy and air force is waiting for you’re command.
o I forgot, 25 nukes are ready to go to.
Hexonxonx: Good, move out the 1 st and the 2 nd to the borders of Gulf Paradise and wait, keep the third were they are.
General: and the nukes?
Hexonxonx: just hold them in the silos for now.
General: Yes sir!

*thinks that Gulfs second armed forces is suspiciously familiar...*
For my armed forces, think Gulfs second (which he copied from me), times ten, plus a spacefleet, masses of conscipts, and mechs.

Isnt it an odd coincidence? You declare war, and then a few hours later a few of your targets were spammed? Isnt it also a coincidence that the spammer attacked only the regions that have been targeted for attack by the COE? Coincidence? Id say not. So, do you want an RP war? Or do you want a real challenge, and try to crash us?

Spam attacks? This is the first I heard of these. It appears Xenu has planned this further than we thought...
However, if this attack is from The CoE then I must deny all knowledge of it. This is either not from us (most likely), or by an annoyed member of ours. However, this I doubt as there have been no recent nation movements since I changed the password.
We do not to stoop so low as to crash your regions. Xenu has been misleading you. But if you insist upon war, we would prefer a forum based one.
Which we will win.
And I dare you to try and crash our regions. You shall never crack my passwords.

His Imperial Majesty, The Great Ineffable Bob.

El Bumpo

The Democratic Republic of SYTHlA wrothe this:

TO THE COALITION OF EVIL (I Know you read this board)

IF YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ATTACK THEN YOU HAVE DECLARED WAR UPON AN ENEMY THAT WILL SHOW NO MERCY OR FORGIVENESS IF YOU PURSUE IT.WE HAVE NO QUAMS ABOUT DESTROYING YOUAND WILL DO SO IN WHATEVER WAY POSSIBLE.IF YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE I SUGGEST YOU CONTACT US AND NEGOTIATE PEACE IMMEDIATELY OTHERWISE YOU WILL BE DESTROYED.

LONG LIVE THE NEW WORLD EMPIRE
End of message.

We are not responsible for the attack against you, I don’t know who it was and I don’t care. What I do care about is the threat in you’re message! I am not in the mod for that!
And why should we negotiate peace with you if there isn’t any war with you???
If you just want to destroy us, well, get in line! There are several regions in front of you.
An attack against us will just result in a massive nuke attack and that isn’t funny!

The extremely pissed of Hexonxonx from The Coalition of Evil

This is the first I've heard of that threat. But, let me be explicit in saying that the NWE claims no responsibility and we are withdrawing any and all threats. We will not perpetuate a useless war. We're all invaders. I have enough problems with the GLA and the PA riding me constantly to have to put up with this sort of thing as well. We hold on to our loyalties but we will not be participating in this catastrophe.

Thank you

Why does the CoE not like the Region of Terror?


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http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=YOURREGION'SNAMEHERE&defenseprovided=1&defense=10

1337HAXORS Gross Domestic Product
Population: 1,354,000,000
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Frightening
GDP per Capita: $35,000
GDP: $47,390,000,000,000
National Budget: $22,140,987,120,000

Percentage of GDP Spent on Defense: 80%
Percentage of Budget Spent on Defense: 171.23%
Military Budget: $37,912,000,000,000

Enough for:
1,219,035 F-15Es, or...
1,895,600 Su-34s, or...
2,016,595 F-16s, or...
3,446,545 MiG 29s, or...
8,816,744 M1A2 Abrams, or...
12,637,333 T-90s, or...
64,696,245,733 M-16s, or...
126,373,333,333 AK47s


8)

Gulf paradise Gross Domestic Product
Population: 2,234,000,000
Civil Rights: Unheard Of
Economy: All-Consuming
GDP per Capita: $30,000
GDP: $67,020,000,000,000
National Budget: $16,229,563,200,000

Percentage of GDP Spent on Defense: 10%
Percentage of Budget Spent on Defense: 41.3%
Military Budget: $6,702,000,000,000

Enough for:
215,498 F-15Es, or...
335,100 Su-34s, or...
356,489 F-16s, or...
609,272 MiG 29s, or...
1,558,604 M1A2 Abrams, or...
2,234,000 T-90s, or...
11,436,860,068 M-16s, or...
22,340,000,000 AK47s

Though I know that this GDP calculator isn't the best available, here's what it says:

The Silver Turtle Gross Domestic Product
Population: 1,480,000,000
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Frightening
GDP per Capita: $35,000
GDP: $51,800,000,000,000
National Budget: $20,441,937,600,000

Percentage of GDP Spent on Defense: 40%
Percentage of Budget Spent on Defense: 101.36%
Military Budget: $20,720,000,000,000

Enough for:
666,237 F-15Es, or...
1,036,000 Su-34s, or...
1,102,127 F-16s, or...
1,883,636 MiG 29s, or...
4,818,604 M1A2 Abrams, or...
6,906,666 T-90s, or...
35,358,361,774 M-16s, or...
69,066,666,666 AK47s

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Whang Gross Domestic Product
Population: 1,458,000,000
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Strong
GDP per Capita: $12,500
GDP: $18,225,000,000,000
National Budget: $3,624,624,450,000

Percentage of GDP Spent on Defense: 40%
Percentage of Budget Spent on Defense: 201.12%
Military Budget: $7,290,000,000,000

Enough for:
234,405 F-15Es, or...
364,500 Su-34s, or...
387,765 F-16s, or...
662,727 MiG 29s, or...
1,695,348 M1A2 Abrams, or...
2,430,000 T-90s, or...
12,440,273,037 M-16s, or...
24,300,000,000 AK47s

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Warmongering Evildoers Gross Domestic Product
Population: 1,410,000,000
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Frightening
GDP per Capita: $35,000
GDP: $49,350,000,000,000
National Budget: $19,475,089,200,000

Percentage of GDP Spent on Defense: 40%
Percentage of Budget Spent on Defense: 101.36%
Military Budget: $19,740,000,000,000

Enough for:
634,726 F-15Es, or...
987,000 Su-34s, or...
1,050,000 F-16s, or...
1,794,545 MiG 29s, or...
4,590,697 M1A2 Abrams, or...
6,580,000 T-90s, or...
33,686,006,825 M-16s, or...
65,800,000,000 AK47s

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EvilRegionHolder Gross Domestic Product
Population: 1,262,000,000
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Strong
GDP per Capita: $12,500
GDP: $15,775,000,000,000
National Budget: $3,137,363,550,000

Percentage of GDP Spent on Defense: 40%
Percentage of Budget Spent on Defense: 201.12%
Military Budget: $6,310,000,000,000

Enough for:
202,893 F-15Es, or...
315,500 Su-34s, or...
335,638 F-16s, or...
573,636 MiG 29s, or...
1,467,441 M1A2 Abrams, or...
2,103,333 T-90s, or...
10,767,918,088 M-16s, or...
21,033,333,333 AK47s

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Spam-Spammers Gross Domestic Product
Population: 1,197,000,000
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Thriving
GDP per Capita: $20,000
GDP: $23,940,000,000,000
National Budget: $6,904,774,800,000

Percentage of GDP Spent on Defense: 40%
Percentage of Budget Spent on Defense: 138.69%
Military Budget: $9,576,000,000,000

Enough for:
307,909 F-15Es, or...
478,800 Su-34s, or...
509,361 F-16s, or...
870,545 MiG 29s, or...
2,226,976 M1A2 Abrams, or...
3,192,000 T-90s, or...
16,341,296,928 M-16s, or...
31,920,000,000 AK47s

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Leda colony Gross Domestic Product
Population: 1,122,000,000
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Frightening
GDP per Capita: $35,000
GDP: $39,270,000,000,000
National Budget: $15,497,198,640,000

Percentage of GDP Spent on Defense: 40%
Percentage of Budget Spent on Defense: 101.36%
Military Budget: $15,708,000,000,000

Enough for:
505,080 F-15Es, or...
785,400 Su-34s, or...
835,531 F-16s, or...
1,428,000 MiG 29s, or...
3,653,023 M1A2 Abrams, or...
5,236,000 T-90s, or...
26,805,460,750 M-16s, or...
52,360,000,000 AK47s


So that gives my empire a total military budget of $79,344,000,000,000 (almost 80 trillion dollars). If I weren't me, I wouldn't mess with myself...But I am me so I won't mess with myself...And this is messing with me, or at least my head, which contains my brain and my consciousness which is me...I think I'll go lie down now...

update anyone?