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AmijakaN neK, owner of Japann, eternal dictator of the forever grateful people of AmijakaN neK, beloved adopter of the great people of Cheez-it, second only to the marvelous Unnamable: “My nation, Japann, now has an incredible 1 billion people living within its borders as citizens. I have made a decision which I announced to my country three weeks ago. Japann is now being auctioned off to the highest bidder with the most just cause. Anyone interested in buying my nation shall tell me what they will use my people for, and how much gold (it must be in lbs, that’s the only stuff I understand) they will send to the Avalarian Bank of AmijakaN neK, or to the National Refund Association(in case you are nuked days after the transaction).

“Now I believe that many of you will have virtuous intentions for this auction, however, some of you will have malicious intentions, so I will ask you each to give your main reason for wanting this nation with your first bid. Let the bidding BEGIN!”

OOC: notes YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A GOOD NATION TO BE CHOSEN. If a bid is unreasonable considering the economy of that nation, it will not be counted, sorry. All nations bidding will be considered, even if you are brand new.

Here is a view of the nation

10tril USD.

We offer 20,000,000,000 Cucolaks.

We believe that with this new nation, we can better grow and prosper with fresh, new citizens under our wing with so much to share.

OOC: And I can RP with it at another forum and make things more interesting there...

i bid 250 Tillion.

$12 trillion USD.

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i bid 250 Tillion.

you cant even begin to afford $250 trillion

i bid 250 Tillion.

you cant even begin to afford $250 trillion

Don't worry, I don't count the pointless bids.

I bid 1.3Trillion, payabe in $100billion increments :D

The current bid is $12 trillion USD....

i bid 250 Tillion.

you cant even begin to afford $250 trillion

Don't worry, I don't count the pointless bids.

Does that mean mine is more realistic? 8)

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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolo

13 Trillion (Taxes... I currently have OVER 35 trillion USD)

i bid 250 Tillion.

you cant even begin to afford $250 trillion

Don't worry, I don't count the pointless bids.

Does that mean mine is more realistic? 8)

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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolo

Yes, I don't even know how much a cucolo is worth, so, yes

No you don't.....an October nation can't have that much....quit godmodding you n00bs

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keep in mind we also gave a reason for wanting the nation, some thing you requested and some thing few other nations have given.

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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolo

Oh, you wanted a reason....sorry, didn't see that :oops: . As of now, Unum Veritas is only an average country, we'd like to move to one of the leading ones and this country could help us do so. We do not have imperialistic ambitions, but we would like to garner more respect from fellow countries.

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who would harm us.”
-George Orwell

I have to leave in a little while, but please don't close the bidding until I have a chance to see how high it gets...I have quite a bit of money stockpiled and am prepared to use a large percentage of it for this...

We will up our cost to 14 trillion Cucolaks

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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolo

$14.5 trillion USD

$14.5 trillion USD

15 trillion. 8)

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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolo

14.5 trillion

$15.5 trillion USD

$15.5 trillion USD

17 trillion. :evil:

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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolo

$17.5 trillion

$17.5 trillion

19 trillion! :twisted:

I have to leave in a little while, but please don't close the bidding until I have a chance to see how high it gets...I have quite a bit of money stockpiled and am prepared to use a large percentage of it for this...

I promise, i won't announce a winner until tomorrow probably.

$19.5 trillion USD

$19.5 trillion USD

This is exciting. 8)

22 trillion. :twisted:

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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolo

22.5 t

I'm not quite sure how far youre willing to go (especially not since your current country is even larger), but this is my last bid for the night.

$22.5 trillion USD

23 Trillion

24t

30 Trillion.

I'll give my GDP for a week, lol..

you guys are doing it all wrong...ill will use japann to cause nuclear wars and destroy everyone in sight

you guys are doing it all wrong...ill will use japann to cause nuclear wars and destroy everyone in sight

I MIGHT do that...

I just said I'd use it to RP more... 8)

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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolo

and ill throw in 31 trillion

50 trillion (i've been saving from projects plus some nations contributed)

51 trillion.

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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolo

fine then u want to play like this than i'll say 60 trillion

I'll give my GDP for a week, lol..

Diminix Gross Domestic Product
Population: 747,000,000
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Frightening
GDP per Capita: $35,000
GDP: $26,145,000,000,000
National Budget: $10,317,653,640,000

26 x 7 = 182...

ill borrow 12 trillion from Cheez-it

And btw, I AM a good rp'er. I've been complimented by a few people for it. and with a nation called JAPANN, theres endless rp possibilites, lol.

So you're giving your entire funds for a week? :? Right...

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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolo

So far, it seems Diminix is leading, but the auction doesn't end until tomorrow.

lol i'll give you my GDP for a week along with my puppets Bumsen, Cogida, Dirne

lol i really want a billion population nation

So you're giving your entire funds for a week? :? Right...

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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolo


I can afford it. I've sent over 2 trillion dollars of Diminix dollars to allied countries around the world.

So far, it seems Diminix is leading, but the auction doesn't end until tomorrow.

Fah. If you count that, I quit. :roll:

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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolo

lol yeah i know

What time tommorow does it end?

What time tommorow does it end?

Whenever I get on, but just to make things clear to people, I didn't count Diminix's one about 185 quadrillion.

i just want you to consider world domination with a nation as big as japann...the possibilities are endless :)

Quadrillion? Not quadrillion..I think multiplying my GDP by seven is fair enough. :?

Except citizen income of 35,000 is monthly, so you'd have to divide your 26 by 4 to get weekly GDP. I so wish I could buy the country and spread democracy to the world, but I only have 46,375,000,000 USD.

if you consider your values, is it really worth spending all that money to buy a nation???

OOCly it is lol

why dont you put alll of your money into building up puppet nations then selloing them all at one time?

I think it all goes through to an rp matter.

you dont want japann

No seriously, I think that's how all nations should be auctioned off. The winner with the best rp status, that's a better suggestion rather than money.

im willin to go as far as it take to get it, even if it means takin you out in war :evil:

Well now. Just imagine what I could do with another billion troops. :D Er hem, I meen it would be great to see an already established nation join with ours to show us the error of our ways. I don't care what they bid I will give you anything you want anything. If you want something blown up we can do that to, unless you abhor violence, in that case we'd never dream of such a thing. :twisted:

thats a terrible idea, i needs to be done with money

im willin to go as far as it take to get it, even if it means takin you out in war :evil:

Oh really.....? :roll:

im willin to go as far as it take to get it, even if it means takin you out in war :evil:

Oh really.....? :roll:

I think he's being serious here.

I would like to see Zimbabwee invade me lol!

Hmph. No one takes us seriously precious, perhaps they will when wes nukes thems?

Hmph. No one takes us seriously precious, perhaps they will when wes nukes thems?

Ha ha, not godmodding, you just like to shoot stuff, i think if you submitted a bid, you would be pretty high on the list of people to give it to.

im declarin war on diminix

im willin to take this war to the last citizen

Our country has submitted a bid, anything we have or any service we can offer, but we already said that.

Let's go then :)

What's the bid at currently?

$190 trillion. (supported by my region..hopefully)

OOC: Taiwan and Japan in real-life have traditionally had good relationships for a very long time.

$200 Trillion

As i am in ChinaJapan, i need japan. 210 trillion

Is this auction really up to $210 trillion? Hows about my bid is at $22 trillion, but with it comes one of my puppets (with over 600 mil population) and a lifetime 20% discount at my naval storefront?

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who would harm us.”
-George Orwell

i bid 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 usd :D

And Wythal goes on the official Unum Veritas IGNORE List

I have great plans for the civilsation of Japann, the country shall be a High Tech place where the development of video games and electronic hardware will be priority, which will also have the first world bank

i have great plans for the economie of japann.

-Emperor Dauragon First.

Alright, it seems that its down to Unum Veritas and Taiwan. For the decision, I'll have to find out who Unum Veritas means when he says,

...with it comes one of my puppets (with over 600 mil population)

If you could just post its name or post with it, that'd be fine.

I also have a larger puppet.....

that I'm willing to trade all three:

System_Lord (Stargate themed)
Laputa_Castle (Magic theme)
_AMP (Corporation)

All have a frightening economy (except Laputa_Castle has All-Consuming)

that I'm willing to trade all three:

System_Lord (Stargate themed)
Laputa_Castle (Magic theme)
_AMP (Corporation)

All have a frightening economy (except Laputa_Castle has All-Consuming)

If the bidding's not over, I'll offer 200 trillion plus half of Japann's GNP for 50 NS years.

You can have your choice between two of my puppets: Wishik, or Pink Pin Stripes. Wishik is more Right-wing and Pink Pin Stripes is more left-wing. Its up to you completely.

Wishik
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Below Average
Population: 694 million

Pink Pin Stripes
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Excellent
Population: 700 million

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"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men
stand ready in the night to visit violence on those
who would harm us.”
-George Orwell

You can have your choice between two of my puppets: Wishik, or Pink Pin Stripes. Wishik is more Right-wing and Pink Pin Stripes is more left-wing. Its up to you completely.

Wishik
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Below Average
Population: 694 million

Pink Pin Stripes
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Excellent
Population: 700 million

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"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men
stand ready in the night to visit violence on those
who would harm us.”
-George Orwell

Are you open to bids on your puppets?

You can have your choice between two of my puppets: Wishik, or Pink Pin Stripes. Wishik is more Right-wing and Pink Pin Stripes is more left-wing. Its up to you completely.

Wishik
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Below Average
Population: 694 million

Pink Pin Stripes
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Excellent
Population: 700 million

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"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men
stand ready in the night to visit violence on those
who would harm us.”
-George Orwell

I'll pay 25 Trillion for the Puppet! :wink:

I'm not sure....if I win this auction then I will lose control of one of them, and I might want to keep the other. I'll have to think on it.

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"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men
stand ready in the night to visit violence on those
who would harm us.”
-George Orwell

Taiwan's puppets, I am willing to trade away two.

The Incorporated States of _AMP
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Frightening
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark
Population: 654m

The Dominion of Laputa_Castle
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Powerhouse
Political Freedoms: Average
Popuatlion: 674m

The Empire of System_Lord
Civil Rights: Rare
Economy: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Population: 727m

Well, I guess in that case, if you wish I'll trade away both of my puppets along with the $22 trillion... :cry:

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who would harm us.”
-George Orwell

As a counter-offer, Taiwan will trade away all three and pay $23 trillion in addition.

Hehehehe, no real vital info, but I just realized UV and Japann sorta share the same national animal....interesting....

I have no other puppets to offer, otherwise I would... I just want to put this nation to good use.

Hey, Taiwan, goodjob, Me and mai allies willing to give you 12trillion, you can pay us back by just, backing us up, lol, well hope you will get Japann, it is a great country.

*Trying to figure out how an October nation with 1 post to its credit can raise $12 trillion USD and then just give it away....*

I offer 5$

Very generous of you...LoL :P

Alright. Sorry, but the bidding has closed.

And the winner is............

(Check your telegrams everyone.)

Alright. Sorry, but the bidding has closed.

And the winner is............

(Check your telegrams everyone.)
how about 5 real life dollars, damn to late

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....... :cry:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....... :cry:

Don't cry Unum. You were runner up, so if Taiwan doesn't answer, you get the nation.

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....... :cry:

Don't cry Unum. You were runner up, so if Taiwan doesn't answer, you get the nation.

LoL...yay....although I'm sure he is going to answer.

Friendly Toys, go read the n00bie info sticky...you can't even count to 251 trillion at your age, much less have it.

I would like Japann for free. :roll:

It's too bad no one got my joke from the first post...
:?

AmijakaN neK, owner of Japann, eternal dictator of the forever grateful people of AmijakaN neK, beloved adopter of the great people of Cheez-it, second only to the marvelous Unnamable: “My nation, Japann, now has an incredible 1 billion people living within its borders as citizens. I have made a decision which I announced to my country three weeks ago. Japann is now being auctioned off to the highest bidder with the most just cause. Anyone interested in buying my nation shall tell me what they will use my people for, and how much gold (it must be in lbs, that’s the only stuff I understand) they will send to the Avalarian Bank of AmijakaN neK, or to the National Refund Association(in case you are nuked days after the transaction)."

I don't get it..... :?

Thank you, and check TGs.

How I got beat by a July nation I'll never know....LoL, j/k

Thanks, I've already entered Japann. Expect a porpoer post here soon, but I've got class now.

I don't get it..... :?

"Anyone interested in buying my nation shall tell me what they will use my people for, and how much gold (it must be in lbs, that’s the only stuff I understand) they will send to the Avalarian Bank of AmijakaN neK, or to the National Refund Association(in case you are nuked days after the transaction)."

You can either give your money to ABANK or to the NRA(in case you are nuked days after the transaction.)

Oh well.