Gagetron vendor
Dun-dun-da-dun-dun!
IGNOREITIZED!
Do I sense Red Alert 2? :lol:
Ignored. Use common sense FAQ's
MODALERT! Lockinated.
Independent Hitmen
17-10-2003, 21:18
At Military HQ some where in the USIH
"Geeezus Sir, some people are really giving their ignore cannons some!"
"Well Private thats the screwed up NS forums that we operate in"
Look are u gonna buy something or not?
Ancient and Holy Terra
15-11-2003, 13:42
That "Sword of Reason" sounds an awful lot like Interrogator Chaplain Asmodai's "Blades of Reason"...:roll:
Yelling at your customers isn't a great way of getting them to buy something.
FINE for the next half hour EVERYTHING IS 50% OFF
Ancient and Holy Terra
15-11-2003, 14:39
Erm...Golddragons?
You do realize everybody will laugh at you/ignore you/nuke you if you actually try to use one of these godmodish weapons in combat, right? :?
IM SOORY TO INFORM EVERYONE THAT THE SHOP HAS CHANGED TO A NORMAL WEAPON S SHOP FEEL FREE TO GO INTO THE BACK ROOM THE TRY OUT ALL HAND HELD WEAPONS
PLUS EVERYTHING IS 50% OFF FOR TODAY ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehe :D your being a bit toooo cheap and unrealistic...
100 atom bombs money wired
Here, let me give you a few tips on storefronts.
First, it is useful to include pictures of what you are selling. world.guns.ru is a great resource, used by many. Otherwise, I like to use fas.org/man/index. It has American equipment in great detail. To post your pictures, get the URL. Type then the URL of the pic
Second, it may take time, but you need to look up the actual prices of the stuff you sell. If you like, you can fudge the prices a bit, especally if you have a currency like the credit etc.
Lastly, some more detail ito the weapons are appreaciated. Just the stats, like RoF, range etc. Same equivilants for planes, tanks APCs etc.
Thats about all you need for a basic store. Look at some others for better ideas.
To get you started, I will buy 3 make it yourself defence turrets. The money has been wired.
Glupeyloo
15-11-2003, 16:53
Hey, i invented the phase shiled, stop selling it, you need my permission!
well i invented the inferno cannon but i dont go yelling about it
New M-pire
15-11-2003, 21:22
Ill take the following:
1324 .45 mag. 9.93mil.
300 grenades 5 thousand
1 flamethrower 8.5 thous.
2000 combat knif 24 thousand
13 nuclear submarines 9.75 mil.
total: 19695900
Great Mateo
15-11-2003, 21:54
Your prices are godmoddingly low, especially on the subs and nukes. Anyone purchasing from him can expect to be ignored by just about everyone, especially you 2 day old nations that are buying subs and nukes from him. Your purchases will not be recognized unless you buy from a real storefront.
Glupeyloo
21-11-2003, 21:55
well i invented the inferno cannon but i dont go yelling about it
Actually, the "Inferno cannon" is a shitty weapon from Warhammer 40,000 fool!
WELL THATS JUST TYPICAL OF ME TO BE UNORIGIONAL
dude your stuff really sucks its made up
Actually, the "Inferno cannon" is a shitty weapon from Warhammer 40,000 fool![/quote]
shutup id like 2 see you do better
Glupeyloo
24-01-2004, 19:02
Actually, the "Inferno cannon" is a shitty weapon from Warhammer 40,000 fool!
shutup id like 2 see you do better[/quote]
If you want to see a real store front look at mine........
OOC: i have done alot better!
Glupeyloo
30-01-2004, 23:00
Your ranges are amazingly stupid and god-modish, how can a gun fire 100,000 miles? And the speed of your mech is rediciouls, i will now invade you with my ignore tanks.
Glupeyloo
31-01-2004, 12:47
what do the rest of you reckon?
Glupeyloo
31-01-2004, 13:16
Will someone please back me on this
Glupeyloo
31-01-2004, 15:41
Then i will have to say this, GODMODDER!
Goldenfist
12-02-2004, 20:37
i may be no expert but i think that is godmoting and you do realise people will NUKE YOU GODMOTTER!!!
ha ha ha goldenfist you cant even spell godmodder right and speak for yourself you sell weapons form ratchett and clank 2 locked and loaded you dribbely!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cough cough