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Dictator Josheph Stalin had heard the last of the Lima Beenian inncidents, he was tired of the constant harassment. He couldn't stand it anymore, any time that nation would try to do something, he would be made fun of. He was not given equal opportunity to enjoy ruling his people as everyone else was. It was time to act.

Stalin pressed and held a button to an intercom.

"Jamie, get me Marquis Belemy on the phone please."

"Belemy..in military?"

"Yes ma'am."

"What do you need him for?"

He paused.

"Could you get Marquis Belemy on the phone." he said again, trying to avoid a reason.

"Of course."

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"General Belemy, Trousinian military. How may I help you?"

"Marquis, its Joeseph."

"Oh, how are ya these days?"

"Fine, fine. Look, I need you to mobilize all aspects of our military. I want everything to be up and running. See we're.."

He was interupted.

"What did you get yourself into this time joe?"

"What do you mean? It is those fools that have brought my wrath down upon them. They shall not withstand my might."

"Um, you can explain later. For now, I will get everything and everyone I have. The TSFs just completed training 2 months ago. They are in perfect fighting condition. You should see them joe."

"How many are there?"

"2 million."

"Wow, ok. Get them all ready."

"Alritght will do, I'll call you back later."
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[OOC: Just a fair warning, all bad role play will be ignored and anyone saying BUT hes JONO land!!! Will be crush..well, you're all being crushed anyway but they will just be crushed more I guess. And yes I did steal my title from AMF, hope he wont mind.]
Anti-Owner of Lima Beens nations (and former, current harassers and nukers and flamers and blackmalers and spamers of limabeens)
Coldorra
Anti-Terror Army
Bumplords

The United Socialist States of Zvarinograd would like to offer medical supplies, food and water to TROUSRS, we apologize for not being able to give military help but we are currently busy with the war against the nation of Oil Factory.

OOC:
Like I said, good luck.

You'll need it.

The United Socialist States of Zvarinograd would like to offer medical supplies, food and water to TROUSRS, we apologize for not being able to give military help but we are currently busy with the war against the nation of Oil Factory.

OOC:
Like I said, good luck.

You'll need it.

We accept your offerings of food and water. Good luck with your Oil Factory crusades. You said you ignored Lima Beens, so if you ever make contact with him again, I will be forced to annihalate you.

OOC:
Thanks, but I wont need it. :twisted:

The Armed Republic of Soviet Bloc wishes to provide assistance to your nation in any way possible. We are also willing to provide military forces to your nation, as our military has been upgraded and now contains advanced technology and a sizeable infantry and armor force.

The Armed Republic of Soviet Bloc wishes to provide assistance to your nation in any way possible. We are also willing to provide military forces to your nation, as our military has been upgraded and now contains advanced technology and a sizeable infantry and armor force.

I thank you Very much Komrad Soviet Bloc.

-Joseph Stalin of The USST

You said you ignored Lima Beens, so if you ever make contact with him again, I will be forced to annihalate you.

OOC:
:shock: You sure you meant hostile/negative contact and not friendly diplomatic/trade overtures?

You said you ignored Lima Beens, so if you ever make contact with him again, I will be forced to annihalate you.

OOC:
:shock: You sure you meant hostile/negative contact and not friendly diplomatic/trade overtures?

Its a fair warning. You said you ignore him so stick to it is all.

(OOC)

Very well, the ARSB is ready to assist you whenever you need it and will deploy any forces that your nation needs in defense or offense.

##Soviet Bloc##

Move all of your forces over to our nation, we will then attack all opposed to Lima Beans.

-Joseph Stalin
USST

##Soviet Bloc End##

We will not stop this crusade to the freedom of the Beenish People. All you cowards, show yourselves. NOW!

-Joseph Stalin
USST

We offer moral support and smoked mastodon steaks.

Our recent conflict on two fronts , with Ducttapeland and Demented Opression, has left us exhausted.

Not only that, but many of our forces are refusing to return from R&R.

When the situation stabilizes we may be able to offer more significant support.

Hm… Iuthia is currently revising the situation and the background involved. The few files we have found on Lima Beens have been transferred to your data banks* to allow for greater understanding of the situation.

So far we find in favour of Lima Beens, while his credit rating is terrible^ and has yet to repay many nations. However, instead of being given adequate assistance in understanding world economics it seems that many nations turned on him. Admittedly Lima Beens ignored the help that was given, though Iuthia feel that this alone does not justify nuclear attack.

As such we are condemning those who would use such weapons over a economical issue and to a lesser degree those that didn’t simply put trade embargos on his nation but instead declared war.

For now Iuthia will take a sideline and view this war and all negotiations (that we are permitted to view) to get a better understanding of the situation to better help our judgment.

We ask that no nations used WMD in this conflict, with the acceptance of retaliation. Should any nation intentionally kill innocents, we will add them to our Black List as a dangerous nation to be shunned at political events as well as trade embargos put in place.

Thanks,

Acting Lord General Ursand, temporary leader of Iuthia


* Check your archive thread.
^ God Moding more money for himself.

Krostovia will lend you funds and supplies for this, but we can not aid you militarily due to the fact we do not know the story behind this conflict. We hope this will help your effort.

Chairman Karakov of USSK

DGNT Fleet forces are being stationed in G-sync orbit above Lima Beens, all forces not authorized by TROUSERS will be incenerated, blown up, melted, or otherwise converted into freefloating nuetrons, electrons and protons. Possibly quarks if our operators are feeling so disposed.
Three thosand FLASH Tanks, three thosand Stumpy Tanks, and 150,000 GLA Troopers are ready for delpoyment.

The Armed Republic of Jace has begun to watch from the sidelines, unsure of TROUSRS intentions...as of thus far Jace sees Lima Beans as nothing more then an ignorant n00b, and wounders why anyone would risk armed conflict to protect them...

Because the only reason Lima is a n00b is because nations made him that way, the first topic (that I remember seeing from him) was full of nothing but flames from people, myself being one, which I now regret.

OOC: I must say that I admire your.. attempt. Good luck with it. I think those "Jono's a n00b" dudes are going to be tougher than Jono himself.. If you can find out what he's actually writing, I mean :P Horrible spelling. But an admirable attempt still, mostly because there are very few who actually try to interact with these "n00bs" (interaction doesn't include nuking..). Let's see if I'm going to join later myself.

Lima Been is glassed. Vanguard Knights nuked him to high hell a few days ago.

Lima Been is glassed. Vanguard Knights nuked him to high hell a few days ago.

OOC: yeah.........i coulda sworn he was nuked before that.

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Jesus christ


you think you went a tad overboard with the smilies?

Lima Been is glassed. Vanguard Knights nuked him to high hell a few days ago.
You have been added to the invasion list. AKA you=occupied!

D00ds edit your post now!

I'm reporting you for spam.

Lima Been is glassed. Vanguard Knights nuked him to high hell a few days ago.
You have been added to the invasion list. AKA you=occupied!

Uhm, you seem to have no comprehension skills at all.
1. I didn't do anything to assist VK.
2. I'm not even on earth, so, yeah. Away with you. :roll:

Lima Been is glassed. Vanguard Knights nuked him to high hell a few days ago.
You have been added to the invasion list. AKA you=occupied!

Uhm, you seem to have no comprehension skills at all.
1. I didn't do anything to assist VK.
2. I'm not even on earth, so, yeah. Away with you. :roll:

Note. It is all that have ever harrased him, not who nuked him.

I will get my allies Crimson Blades (Voted best space fleet) and Rouge Peoples to take you out them. Now be silenced.

Right. You do that, and you all will be ignored*. You have no reason for this, you'll only prove yourself to be idiots.

*I don't give a f' about your ignore thread.

Hey TROUSRS i don't care one way or another, but your launching an IC war for OOC reasons? Sure you could go after the people that IC attacked him, thats fine, but launching after those that just poked fun or heckled?? Isn't launching an IC war for OOC reasons godmodding?

Hey TROUSRS i don't care one way or another, but your launching an IC war for OOC reasons? Sure you could go after the people that IC attacked him, thats fine, but launching after those that just poked fun or heckled?? Isn't launching an IC war for OOC reasons godmodding?

No no. I'm declaring war because other nations are picking on the leader of a smaller one and nuking that nation.

They are nuking him because he "is jono land". And they say "LIMABEENS=JONOLAND" in character which confuses my leader. How can the mistake one nation for another? It is odd.

And let me explain it a bit further to you, since it doesn't seem to be sinking into your thick skull:
I said that LB got nuked.
You go 'OGM U HARAAS HEEM U R OCUPEID LOLZ'

Why? Don't know. Maybe you got hit on the head sometime. Anyway, yes, I was annoyed at JL/LB for his godmoding, other'n that, I did nothing. If you or your flunkies attack me, I'll shrug it off, because you have no reason, other then deluding yourself into thinking that I 'harassed' LB.

Why do you care if he's being harrased anyways? He's godmoding, and you know it.

Hey TROUSRS i don't care one way or another, but your launching an IC war for OOC reasons? Sure you could go after the people that IC attacked him, thats fine, but launching after those that just poked fun or heckled?? Isn't launching an IC war for OOC reasons godmodding?

No no. I'm declaring war because other nations are picking on the leader of a smaller one and nuking that nation.

They are nuking him because he "is jono land". And they say "LIMABEENS=JONOLAND" in character which confuses my leader. How can the mistake one nation for another? It is odd.

He admitted that LB is JL's other nation. If your leader is confused by that, then your leader's an idiot.

And let me explain it a bit further to you, since it doesn't seem to be sinking into your thick skull:
I said that LB got nuked.
You go 'OGM U HARAAS HEEM U R OCUPEID LOLZ'

Um, I dont sound like that. I started this thread in good RP and you had to ruin it. Leave.


Why? Don't know. Maybe you got hit on the head sometime. Anyway, yes, I was annoyed at JL/LB for his godmoding, other'n that, I did nothing. If you or your flunkies attack me, I'll shrug it off, because you have no reason, other then deluding yourself into thinking that I 'harassed' LB.

Have you ever harrased the leader of Lima Beans? I am declaring war because of nations picking on one for no reason. Godmodding is not a crime.


Why do you care if he's being harrased anyways? He's godmoding, and you know it.

Thats great. Godmodding is not a crime and he deserves the oppertunitiy to Role Play without being harassed or nuked for no reason. Now bug off. (No Flame Intended)

Hey TROUSRS i don't care one way or another, but your launching an IC war for OOC reasons? Sure you could go after the people that IC attacked him, thats fine, but launching after those that just poked fun or heckled?? Isn't launching an IC war for OOC reasons godmodding?

No no. I'm declaring war because other nations are picking on the leader of a smaller one and nuking that nation.

They are nuking him because he "is jono land". And they say "LIMABEENS=JONOLAND" in character which confuses my leader. How can the mistake one nation for another? It is odd.

He admitted that LB is JL's other nation. If your leader is confused by that, then your leader's an idiot.

Yes. He admited that but that is all OUT OF CHARACTER. IN CHARACTER he is a new nation, clean slate. So when somone calls Lima Beens, Jono Land IN CHARACTER, that is plain stupid. Its like saying RUSSIA IS THE UK. (Because bush basically owns both. Blair is his lapdog).

Riiight. If Godmoding isn't a crime, then I use my superduper indestructa-cloaked bottle-sized cannon to obliterate your nation. YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO ME, BECAUSE IT ISN'T A CRIME! GG!

</sarcasm>
Seriously dude, go read the announcement about godmoding. It's not tolerated, especially not when it's done repeatedly, like Lima Beens has. Hell, he even did it in the thread where he got nuked.

God modding isn't a crime as you can simply ignore it, but if you ignore a godmodder, then ignore him, don't launch a counter attack. . . I think the great pants one has a sticky on that.

Riiight. If Godmoding isn't a crime, then I use my superduper indestructa-cloaked bottle-sized cannon to obliterate your nation. YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO ME, BECAUSE IT ISN'T A CRIME! GG!

</sarcasm>
Seriously dude, go read the announcement about godmoding. It's not tolerated, especially not when it's done repeatedly, like Lima Beens has. Hell, he even did it in the thread where he got nuked.

Godmodding is frowned upon, not illicit. No one likes godmodding, which is why we have the IGNORE tactic around to IGNORE godmodders, not harass their leaders.

God modding isn't a crime as you can simply ignore it, but if you ignore a godmodder, then ignore him, don't launch a counter attack.

Yup, Agreed.

. . I think the great pants one has a sticky on that.

:lol: . Thanks :wink:

I thought you didn't believe in ignoring.

Anyway, the point is: You can't declare war on ANYONE for 'harassing' (and please note that it's in '') anyone else. If you try, no one will take you seriously.

I thought you didn't believe in ignoring.

OOC:I don't and I have never ignored anyone.

Anyway, the point is: You can't declare war on ANYONE for 'harassing' (and please note that it's in '') anyone else. If you try, no one will take you seriously.

OOC: Im not declaring war for harassment OOC, its for nuking and picking on the leader In Character. I am not going to attack you because you are in space (plus your name ammuses me). Please dont post in this thread anymore.

He can do it for ingame reasons, the guys that glassed JL/LB could catch some after effects if he deams they wnet a bit too far, and I agree, JL deserved to be glassed, LB on the other hand. . . well he just needs some one to take him by the hand and show him what to do, but hey, I never read the stickies so its doable through the school of hard knocks, just not gracefully.

Now for the love of god, this is IC:

The Republic of Jace has become worried about the develeping situation, and has sent an envoy to TROUSRS, offering a warning that this kind of military campaign will likely have TROUSRS branded as a warmunger for using the situation with Lima Beans as a reason for invasion, if not branded as an imperialist and bringing down the wraith of those who frown upon such actions on TROUSRS.

While Jace beleives TROUSRS cause as a good one, it does not beleive it's approch or attuitude to be. of the same respect.

Ok TROUSRS a different tact, i'm sure you had good intentions, but your going to declare war on countries for some they SAID!?!?!?!?!?!?! I mean seriously what gives you the right to do this? If they attacked LB and you come to his aid thats all fine and dandy, but just attacking them for picking on his leader. (thats the only way i can think of that the Flaming was IC). How do you expect the world community to take you seriously.

This would be almost the same as the US declaring war on germany back in `02 when one of the German Cabinet compared bush to hitler. World Leaders trash talk all the time, its part of politics.

Now for the love of god, this is IC:

The Republic of Jace has become worried about the develeping situation, and has sent an envoy to TROUSRS, offering a warning that this kind of military campaign will likely have TROUSRS branded as a warmunger for using the situation with Lima Beans as a reason for invasion, if not branded as an imperialist and bringing down the wraith of those who frown upon such actions on TROUSRS.

While Jace beleives TROUSRS cause as a good one, it does not beleive it's approch or attuitude to be. of the same respect.

##Transmission to Jace##

The reasons for such drasitc measures (war) is because this situation has been ongoing for years and years. The leader of Lima Beens has contacted us several times regarding the issue so we had to act. All of the nations harassing the LB Government were warned several times by myself, yet they continue. This is justified battle in our eyes.

We hope you understand
-Joseph Stalin of the USST

##End Transmission to Jace##

OOC: Im not declaring war for harassment OOC, its for nuking and picking on the leader In Character. I am not going to attack you because you are in space (plus your name ammuses me). Please dont post in this thread anymore.

Okay, my NEXT post will be the last one. (Sorry, but I have to say something.)

Everyone was picking on him because in every storefront topic (and I f'ing mean EVERY, at that time) he went and posted 'I'd like to order 250 (planes or ships)' 'I'd like to order 85 (motherships, that weren't for sale)' 'I'd like to order 10 million walkers, body armors', whatever. This was over a span of about 10 days. It gets on your nerves. VK took it to a higher level, and while I didn't approve of this (VK isn't the brightest around, I've talked to him in IRC a few times) I didn't do anything to stop it, because I really wouldn't mind LB not godmoding anymore.

I don't care what comes out of this, but just to let you know one last time, declaring war because of what you think is harassment isn't such a good idea, and I won't hesitate to band with whoever you're declaring war upon, unless you find another just reason for declaring war.

Official Statement from the Trousinian Government:

Pwnica has been exused.


OOC: I did report some people for harassing him OOC in Moderation.

Now for the love of god, this is IC:

The Republic of Jace has become worried about the develeping situation, and has sent an envoy to TROUSRS, offering a warning that this kind of military campaign will likely have TROUSRS branded as a warmunger for using the situation with Lima Beans as a reason for invasion, if not branded as an imperialist and bringing down the wraith of those who frown upon such actions on TROUSRS.

While Jace beleives TROUSRS cause as a good one, it does not beleive it's approch or attuitude to be. of the same respect.

##Transmission to Jace##

The reasons for such drasitc measures (war) is because this situation has been ongoing for years and years. The leader of Lima Beens has contacted us several times regarding the issue so we had to act. All of the nations harassing the LB Government were warned several times by myself, yet they continue. This is justified battle in our eyes.

We hope you understand
-Joseph Stalin of the USST

##End Transmission to Jace##

IC:

Jace acknowloges the situation, but warns TROUSRS it's stance in this upcoming conflict could go either way...

The Trousinian Government accepts that fact.

jono land/lima beens is a godmoder. he is also a bad RPer. i understand you, trousrs, you want to give him a chance. but, a group of people tried to help him , but he didnt stop, and wouldnt even go to RP university.


so, blah, you suck trousrs.

and you know i ignore you, dont even bother nuking me.

jono land/lima beens is a godmoder. he is also a bad RPer. i understand you, trousrs, you want to give him a chance. but, a group of people tried to help him , but he didnt stop, and wouldnt even go to RP university.

Godmodding is not a crime. (I just refuted that whole paragraph in one sentence :P )


so, blah, you suck trousrs.

Meh, I get that a lot when I do the right thing. :?


and you know i ignore you, dont even bother nuking me.

I don't nuke. It makes for bad Role Play

(I'll assume your post was Out of Character.

(Real last post, but I'll be editing this [maybe], so watch this space for updates!)

TROUSRS: What *you* think is the right thing isn't neccesarily the right thing.
And you weigh too much on OOC and IC. Yes this is OOC, wtfe.

you weigh too much on OOC and IC. Yes this is OOC, wtfe.

No, I am just a humble advocate of good Role Play is all.

Feel free to post here all you want.

(OOC GODMODDING IS A FREAKING CRIME! We do not want godmodders. bad rpers we can tolerate, because they can be taught etc. Not all people are brillaint writers. But blatant cheating is pointless, and most godmodders just do not care. And please put OOC before a post, it helps clarify what is actually being said, instead of people trying to figure out what is OOC and IC.)

(OOC GODMODDING IS A FREAKING CRIME! We do not want godmodders. bad rpers we can tolerate, because they can be taught etc. Not all people are brillaint writers. But blatant cheating is pointless, and most godmodders just do not care. And please put OOC before a post, it helps clarify what is actually being said, instead of people trying to figure out what is OOC and IC.)

[Thank you! if they dont listen to people that offer to help them, they are wrong]

Yep. I remember seeing several people tell Lima Beens that he's godmoding, and offer to help him RP better, but he never responded. Hell, I TGed him with it once, never got an answer back.

jono land/lima beens is a godmoder. he is also a bad RPer. i understand you, trousrs, you want to give him a chance. but, a group of people tried to help him , but he didnt stop, and wouldnt even go to RP university.

Godmodding is not a crime. (I just refuted that whole paragraph in one sentence :P )


so, blah, you suck trousrs.

Meh, I get that a lot when I do the right thing. :?


and you know i ignore you, dont even bother nuking me.

I don't nuke. It makes for bad Role Play

(I'll assume your post was Out of Character.

yes, it was OOC.

BTW. no, your doing the wrong thing.

(OOC GODMODDING IS A FREAKING CRIME! We do not want godmodders. bad rpers we can tolerate, because they can be taught etc. Not all people are brillaint writers. But blatant cheating is pointless, and most godmodders just do not care. And please put OOC before a post, it helps clarify what is actually being said, instead of people trying to figure out what is OOC and IC.)

[Thank you! if they dont listen to people that offer to help them, they are wrong]

Yet, it is not against the rules to godmod. Look, I hate a godmoder as much as the next guy, but I can ignore that godmodder. You just can't seem to leave the kid alone. See, if no one talks to him, he doesnt interact with anyone, then he gets bored and leaves for good fools. Think before you act.

(OOC GODMODDING IS A FREAKING CRIME! We do not want godmodders. bad rpers we can tolerate, because they can be taught etc. Not all people are brillaint writers. But blatant cheating is pointless, and most godmodders just do not care. And please put OOC before a post, it helps clarify what is actually being said, instead of people trying to figure out what is OOC and IC.)

[Thank you! if they dont listen to people that offer to help them, they are wrong]

Yet, it is not against the rules to godmod. Look, I hate a godmoder as much as the next guy, but I can ignore that godmodder. You just can't seem to leave the kid alone. See, if no one talks to him, he doesnt interact with anyone, then he gets bored and leaves for good fools. Think before you act.

TROUSRS and you think this war won't spur him on? you attacking people for flaming him. You should just ignore the situation as well.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=82281

look what you did trours!!!

(OOC GODMODDING IS A FREAKING CRIME! We do not want godmodders. bad rpers we can tolerate, because they can be taught etc. Not all people are brillaint writers. But blatant cheating is pointless, and most godmodders just do not care. And please put OOC before a post, it helps clarify what is actually being said, instead of people trying to figure out what is OOC and IC.)

[Thank you! if they dont listen to people that offer to help them, they are wrong]

Yet, it is not against the rules to godmod. Look, I hate a godmoder as much as the next guy, but I can ignore that godmodder. You just can't seem to leave the kid alone. See, if no one talks to him, he doesnt interact with anyone, then he gets bored and leaves for good fools. Think before you act.

TROUSRS and you think this war won't spur him on? you attacking people for flaming him. You should just ignore the situation as well.

OOC: Meh you're right. I already reported a bunch of flamers and sirocco said if anyone else flames him, I am to report it. I tried to get an interesting RP out of the situation though. Like 20 aug and oct nations on my ass and me defeating them all with good role play.

Oh dear god.....yes, yes Godmodding is a crime! It IS in the rules, and no-one will accept it.

As for this constant declaring war, for these petty things. If you are going to declare war, remember the following.

1- Your situation. Would you people support this knwoing the truth. If not, you gotta use propagander or the like (Iraq war anyone? Don't believe me? www.theboywhocriediraq.com )

2- Is it enough to declare war upon?

3- Would your allies want this?

4-How it would advantage/disadvantage your political/financal/milatary power? Bearing in mind, that you will have to repair soe of the damage to civilians, hold thier nation etc.

And the list goes on. Would a real world leader declare war like this? No. they would have a ton full of reasons. think about it, when the presidant comes up and speaks to the people, he/she has got to convince the people for the war. You can just picture it.

"They do not believe what we believe...urm....they insulted me! They should burn!"

etc...

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=82281

look what you did trours!!!

Thats not entirely my fault, though I did take responsibility and address the issue.

OOC: just for the hell of it

IBTL!!!!!

This should be locked soon

Godmoders are godmoders. But they shall not be flamed.

Locked at author's request.

Tactical Grace
Forum Moderator