NationStates Jolt Archive

They've threatened the people of scoobis for the last time! I am focused on ending fascist scum like them who pick on smaller countries like mine! I cannot wage this war on him alone, so i'm asking for the support of every person who has the balls to fight for what is right even if outnumbered!

As of now Scoobis is sending four squadrins of MIG fighters to do some random bombing on weapons factories and barracks!

Join in the irradication!

They've threatened the people of scoobis for the last time! I am focused on ending fascist scum like them who pick on smaller countries like mine! I cannot wage this war on him alone, so i'm asking for the support of every person who has the balls to fight for what is right even if outnumbered!

As of now Scoobis is sending four squadrins of MIG fighters to do some random bombing on weapons factories and barracks!

Join in the irradication!

call it off. or face me.......rawr.

yarg... I will assist whoever pays me most!

YOu've done nothing to piss me off, i have no qural with you

Bumplords:

Call off your calling off or you must face me pal. Have a grand day! :twisted:

-Channcelor Ben Dover

yarg... I will assist whoever pays me most!

I pay you 1billion to go away.

Does that mean i've got trousrs on my side?

talk money and i talk help.

Does that mean i've got trousrs on my side?

Sure do.

You owe me big time though.

Bumplords:

Call off your calling off or you must face me pal. Have a grand day! :twisted:

-Channcelor Ben Dover

tousrs:

until now, you have been a good prison bitch. but latey, you are just being annoying.

Scoobis,i Would be GREATLY honored to fight along side with you


you have my alliance

Bumplords:

Call off your calling off or you must face me pal. Have a grand day! :twisted:

-Channcelor Ben Dover

tousrs:

until now, you have been a good prison bitch. but latey, you are just being annoying.

Message to Bumplords:

I screw your leader

-Trousrs

I'm with bumps. Trours you can't imtimidate us. :)

Bumplords:

Call off your calling off or you must face me pal. Have a grand day! :twisted:

-Channcelor Ben Dover

tousrs:

until now, you have been a good prison bitch. but latey, you are just being annoying.

Message to Bumplords:

I screw your leader

-Trousrs

our leader is a man. your are a man. this prove you are a fag.

-bump.

Actually...due to population concerns... Id say he can

I'm with bumps. Trours you can't imtimidate us. :)

heh, thanks. but i dont think i'll really fight trousrs, i just like to piss him off.

What is so hard about my name?!?! TROUSRS not Trousers not Trours not any of your damn misspellings.

Arg, sorry scoobis I dont have time right now.

The Jedi Revolutionists did not insult you. You were talking s*** about facism and I simply warned you to keep your mouth shut for nations like me, are looking for nations such as yours. We had no intention of fighting you. However, your declaration can not be taken back. We will fight you to your death. I have already set in motion the mobilization of an expeditionary force of 2 million men. (Luftwaffe, Heer, and Kriegsmarine included). The Waffen-SS has also been alerted and has yet to decide on the numbers to commit, however, there are smaller Waffen-SS units that are stationed through out the Nationstates and are enroute to Scoobis.

In some alternate dimension, a small moth of some sort farts, this causes waves of improbability to build up, these focus into a tight beam, which improbobly strikes the planets core, turning it into chocolate fudge. The sudden reduction in mass causes the entire planet to explode, killing of its entire population and ****ing up gravity throughout the rest of the solar system.

THE END.
Everybody happy now?

Yeah, and while your two million men are fiddeling around with their Bolt action K98s, my Spetsnaz Special forces are manuvering their way across your borders with their well oiled AKMS.....

didn't insult or threaten us?

Heres the telegram i got today, "Be aware, our "facists violence" is coming for you next."

wtf are you talking about? no one uses those k98's anymore, and also it would be almost impossible to mobilize special forces that quickly

hello. i am here to help this young jedi. i posted eariler on another nation, bumplords.


Jedi Revolutionists, where do ya need me?

actually, Alot of small African Countries use the K98s, not neccessarily german, but the yugos, Czechs, and isrealites made a shiload and the small african guerillas still use them.

And, my special forces should be in your presidential palace by morning!

actually, Alot of small African Countries use the K98s, not neccessarily german, but the yugos, Czechs, and isrealites made a shiload and the small african guerillas still use them.

And, my special forces should be in your presidential palace by morning!

Thank you very much!! I think it would be best to begin a naval blockade of the nation of Scoobis. If not possible then supplies and logistics would be best, however, It would be an honour to fight next to you on the battlefield.

"YOU WILL NOT DECLARE WAR ON THE DICTATORSHIP OF THE JEDI REVOLUTIONISTS"

we will not decare war on the jedi revolutionists

"YOU WILL RETURN TO YOUR PALTRY COUNTRY WITH YOUR TAIL BETWEEN YOUR LEGS"

we will return to our paltry country

"YOU WILL REPAY YOUR IMPUDENCE WITH 100 TONNES OF RASPBERRY JAM"

we will offer the dictaorship of the jedi revolutionists 100 tonnes of raspberry jam.....

that is called God Modding. I call God Modding

Bumplords:

Call off your calling off or you must face me pal. Have a grand day! :twisted:

-Channcelor Ben Dover

tousrs:

until now, you have been a good prison bitch. but latey, you are just being annoying.

Message to Bumplords:

I screw your leader

-Trousrs


You screw his leader lmao

do you people not see what's going on?

The fucking Nazis are winning! The Nazis!

What kind of people are you?

I dont care who i'm up against, as of now i am making it manditory for every man ages 18 and up to go to the nearest armory and be issued an SKS carbine in order to protect the homeland from FASCIST invaders!

How in the hell can this be happening?!??!

as being part of the Wehrmacht, I will be sending 1 million troops to support the Jedi, I leave my troops under the comand of the Jedi

We are not at all Nazi's

no, but you're all fascist pieces of shit, who threaten scoobis, and now i'm ordering one hundred Scoobis soldiers to strapp five pounds of C4 on themselves and get to the nearest DOJR installment and blow it to hell.

PS, My standing army is sending four hundred thousand troops to yours, i will call them back, only if i get a simple apology....If not, Scoobis will fight until the bitter end.

do you people not see what's going on?

The f--- Nazis are winning! The Nazis!

What kind of people are you?

I dont care who i'm up against, as of now i am making it manditory for every man ages 18 and up to go to the nearest armory and be issued an SKS carbine in order to protect the homeland from FASCIST invaders!

How in the hell can this be happening?!??!

ha. time to kick some ass and take some names.


50 DFC-O Defiance ships will begin shore bombing.

STATS***
Tonnage: 55
Frame: Majika Aerospace Modular version 6
Engine: 220 Magna XL
Armor: Standard
Armament: 26 tons pod space
Communications: Ceres MaserCom Variable 3s
Targeting and Tracking: Dwyerson Upgrade Multitask Version 3
http://www.chaosmarch.com/spheretech/aerospace/images/defiance.gif

I too, will be allowing 500,000 of my ground soldiers to be under the command of the Jedi revolutionists

For those of you who are not allying with scoobis because the DOJR havent done anything to you, read this poem...
First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out-
because I was not a Jew

Then they came for the communists
and I did not speak out-
because I was not a communist

Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out-
because I was not a trade unionist

Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me

Pastor Niemoeller
Victim of Nazi Germany

For those of you who are not allying with scoobis because the DOJR havent done anything to you, read this poem...
i, scoobis, suck

great poem

I can offer 1,000 troop and supply transport ships if you like? I will send them to JR, DRF and SC ports.

okay bumplords...YOu get ten points for creativity.

okay bumplords...YOu get ten points for creativity.lol

Yay!!!!! thank you so much everyone. I have devised a plan. All JR Police and SS have been called up and a curfew has been called. Martial law has also been called over the Wehrmacht. No one is allowed on the streets. Heer, Marines, and Waffen-SS men are now being loaded onto JR ships.

Okay, Scoobis has unleased it's super weapon that's been underwraps for the last decade....

Scoobis will be sending every Llama mounted calvarier into DOJR...which is about five hundred thousand soldiers, and a million llamas....

The llamas are intended to eat all the vegitation on your country and your economy will sufer, and the soldiers are there for...well you know..

Okay, Scoobis has unleased it's super weapon that's been underwraps for the last decade....

Scoobis will be sending every Llama mounted calvarier into DOJR...which is about five hundred thousand soldiers, and a million llamas....

The llamas are intended to eat all the vegitation on your country and your economy will sufer, and the soldiers are there for...well you know..

erm. he can just shoot them.

Okay, Scoobis has unleased it's super weapon that's been underwraps for the last decade....

Scoobis will be sending every Llama mounted calvarier into DOJR...which is about five hundred thousand soldiers, and a million llamas....

The llamas are intended to eat all the vegitation on your country and your economy will sufer, and the soldiers are there for...well you know..

What then were the llamas eating in your nation?

are you kidding?

100,000 men are enroute to Scoobian waters.

The Kaiser has sent 78,000 soldiers, 3,000 tanks, and 2000 fighter jets to aid the jedi reveolutionists.

~Adrian Schmidt, ambassador, Aviean Empire

I feel a disturbance in the Force. And it comes from you. What are you, Jedi Revolutionists?
You feel like Tainted Ones. Users of the Force with a twisted access to it. Slower, less powerful. Are you ill? We have ways to correct your problem.

i forgot about this thread.

I am not going to even try and talk sense to you people....

Approximately 1,000,000 Wehrmacht men of the coalition of 3.5 million total (including Luftwaffe and Kriegsmarine are ready to invade Scoobis. 6,000 Luftwaffe planes with nearly 20,000 men are ready to begin the air war. The following OoB exists for the 500,000 men.
Army Group A:
GeneralfeldMarschal Han von Ulrich
15 Divisions of 50,000 men each
300 tanks per division
250,000 men are logistics and support

Luftflotte 1 (same for Luftflotte 2)
40,000 men


3,000 Aircraft


2,000 Fighters
500 Bombers
500 transports

The Jedi Master turned to his Oberkommando der Wehrmacht.
"Prepare for invasion tomorrow."
"Yes sir!" The Generals bowed and walked out of the room. The C in C of Army Group A called the other generals into his office for planning.
"I will have fighter-bombers fly in low and disable communication and smaller targets such as aircraft at the airfields. They will fly low, we can catch them by suprise. Heavy bombers will fly in behind them in the next wave and talk out the roads and trains to prevent reinforcements," the C in C of the Luftwaffe offered.
"Good, the Heer will drop 3 Airborne divisions approximately 10 miles inland, at the major crossroads leading to the coast," the C in C of the Heer concluded, "the rest of the Army Group A will be arriving shortly on troop transports and can be landed on the beach with the landing craft. Leave 5 divisions in reserve. The Kriegsmarines will provide blockade and naval cover for the landing craft. No one comes in no one comes out. We should catch them by surprise. Commence bombing as soon as possible.

"Sir?" an aide came in.
"Yes? What is it?" I asked.
"It seems that the Dictatorship of Jedi Revolutionists is under attack by the nation of Scoobis."
"Wha--?! This Scoobis don't know what they're getting into! The Jedi will slaughter them! I know, 'cause i'm one myself. One Jedi has to be worth two ordinary soldiers!"
"Yes sir. What's our position on this war?"
"Send a message to the Scoobis. Warn them that they're facing a slaughter if they try and attack a nation of Jedi Knights. We aren't joining in, but we will condemn Scoobis for their rash action."

To: the Leader of Scoobis
From: President John Chris of Coreworlds, Jedi Knight.
Your rash actions will be your undoing. If you don't know already, the power of the Force is insignificant to anything you can throw at the Revolutionaries. Act now, and you can still save your country. Fight, and you will surely lose. Mark our words well.

To: the Jedi Master of the Revolutionaries
From: President John Chris
We support you actions, but will not send troops unless we feel it would be necessary. Good luck on your campaign, and May the Force Be With You!