For Sale: you gotta see it to believe it
This photo was taken yesterday as our new weapon defence system, was launched and tested.
http://members.lycos.co.uk/fantasywho/dalek.jpg
These machines usually sell for about $2000 each however, i am will to sell them for $1500 each. Should you wish to buy one, telegram me and i shall send specs and costs.
Of the council of clan
15-10-2003, 19:06
wtf is it?
Johnistan
15-10-2003, 19:08
Its a dildo, isn't it?
I call it a Techdal. Want one?
I call it a Techdal. Want one?
I needed a good name for it. Our nation has replicated the design and has actually made it work!
Falastur
15-10-2003, 19:11
Defender And Light Explosions Kontainer?
imported_Shentoc
15-10-2003, 19:12
stupid overlay pics...
Anyways.... yeah, i'll take 10,000 units. if my math is right, well, that's a heck of a lot of money. send me the bill and specs. lates,
-ken
I shall make arrangements for delivery. Don't send the money till you recieve the weapons
These are limited edition
http://www.drwhoexhibitions.co.uk/images/Llangollen/SPECIAL%20WEAPONS%20DALEK.jpg
only three were ever made and they value at $20,000 each
Crookfur
15-10-2003, 21:00
Which equipment loadout are you selling (ie plunger or gripper claw alongside electric flash, spray of death or beam weapon) and do you use the rocket equipped chassis?
PS: if your emey is using these there are soem simple ways of defeating them:
1 throw towel over the eye pod and under the chassis then open the lid and pull the insides out (you can then fit a small sized man inside).
2: baseball bat, rahter effective, esspecailly when weilded by an angsty 80s teenage girl with a leather jacket, strangely more effective than a modern AT weapon...
3: satchel charges
4: use a sonic screw driver to "reverse the polarities".
Oh and if anyone doesn't know what these are (silly non british people) they are Daleks, an evil race from the planet skaro (forced to live inside these metal shells after they destroyed thier home world in a civil war).
They are From an awesome (yet really low budget) SciFi show named Dr Who that was produced from the 1960s through to the 80s (with a feature length film in the 90s and a new series not too far away).
Pfft, just run upstairs, and pray they don't utilise their most effective weapon....the horrifying ramp!
Crookfur
15-10-2003, 21:06
And if you face one of those limited eddition heavy support daleks then simply try to reason with it and it will explode ;)
Now Cybermen... those were worthy foes (although the whole gold thing is a problem).
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