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Dwarven Banishment

15-10-2003, 05:16
-- static over the airwaves and Gerf the Goblin Diplomat is seen, sitting at a stone bench, smiling with his goblin smile --

Attention world leaders, this is Gerf, Diplomat of Gerfdom. We have idley sat by and watched the happenings of the world, and until now have had very little to say. Now its time to make an announcement. After the passing of new laws in our great nation, all Dwarven kind are hearby banished from our lands. Gerfdom will no longer allow them to live within our bounds, too often do they lead to riots after drinking too much of their foul ale and too often do their women look more manly then male goblins. So we would like to ask the rest of the world to take our Dwarven problem from us. We will be shipping aproximately 200,000 Dwarves from our lands within 24 hours. Thank you, and have a nice day.


-- he waves, and the screen pans out to a test screen --
15-10-2003, 05:25
-- the Goblin broadcast interupts once more --

Me sorry to interupt again, but I was just informed that many of the Dwarven kind have resisted the new laws and have formed an open revolt against the fine nation of Gerfdom. In responce the Goblin military was called out, and is now standing by to put down this revolt, using leathal force if needed. This is just the reason we don't want the smelly dwarves in our nation anways.

-- screen pans over to show a mining colony being surrounded by the Goblin armoured divisions, the tanks slowly converge on the mine's and begin opening fire on the buildings with explosive shells, static fills the screen once more and it shows Gerf again --

We shall keep you up to date on all changes. Have a nice night.

-- pans out once more to the test screen --
15-10-2003, 05:38
-- the static is pushed aside once more and it shows the familar desk of Gerf, with Diplomat Gerf sitting at his table --

Greetings and hello agains. Me would like to say that the revolt has been put down and the remaining 125,000 dwarves are being shipped out in our new speedy down the mountain train system.

-- screens fades out to a set of railroad tracks leading down the mountain side, and several sleds filled with dwarves of all ages are chained inside of them. Goblins then push the sleds onto the tracks and they take off down the tracks, flying at break neck speeds towards the bottom of the mountains. --

We are proud to announce that witin the hour we will have taken care of our Dwarf problem.

-- screen pans out to the test screen again --
15-10-2003, 05:41
The Overlord smiles. "Someone sees that the Elves are not the only threat... about time."

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