15-10-2003, 05:16
-- static over the airwaves and Gerf the Goblin Diplomat is seen, sitting at a stone bench, smiling with his goblin smile --
Attention world leaders, this is Gerf, Diplomat of Gerfdom. We have idley sat by and watched the happenings of the world, and until now have had very little to say. Now its time to make an announcement. After the passing of new laws in our great nation, all Dwarven kind are hearby banished from our lands. Gerfdom will no longer allow them to live within our bounds, too often do they lead to riots after drinking too much of their foul ale and too often do their women look more manly then male goblins. So we would like to ask the rest of the world to take our Dwarven problem from us. We will be shipping aproximately 200,000 Dwarves from our lands within 24 hours. Thank you, and have a nice day.
-- he waves, and the screen pans out to a test screen --
Attention world leaders, this is Gerf, Diplomat of Gerfdom. We have idley sat by and watched the happenings of the world, and until now have had very little to say. Now its time to make an announcement. After the passing of new laws in our great nation, all Dwarven kind are hearby banished from our lands. Gerfdom will no longer allow them to live within our bounds, too often do they lead to riots after drinking too much of their foul ale and too often do their women look more manly then male goblins. So we would like to ask the rest of the world to take our Dwarven problem from us. We will be shipping aproximately 200,000 Dwarves from our lands within 24 hours. Thank you, and have a nice day.
-- he waves, and the screen pans out to a test screen --