Acheulia
15-10-2003, 04:27
The USS of Whittier continued to collapse today as yet another nation declared independence. The announcement was celebrated throughout the Protectorate of Acheulia though it is not known how the Brezhnekov regime would react to it. Under Stalin, Whittier had a policy of allowing states to go independent. But as of yet, Brezhnekov has refused comment and refused to return telegrams requesting diplomatic recognition.
Meantime, people are already making jest of the evil Whittier's socialist empire collapse.
Jedidiah Longfellow, the newly proclaimed leader of the new nation had this to say:
Way back in ole Jan of 2003, they said Whittier could never be beaten. That socialism would rule the world. And the socialists/communists have threatened world domination ever since. They said it would take a thousand years for Whittier to fade away and for all the boys and girls stuck on its territory to see freedom first hand. Despite a nuclear war, Whittier survived and remained a power to be reckoned with. A power that threatened the world.
But there is just one thing I would like to know. Just where did this United Socialist States of Whittier go. I can swear it was here just a week ago. A great big threat to world peace. Interfering all over the world.
All around the world, peace and stability was shattered by invading Whittier troops illegally attacking peaceful nations. But now, the USS of Whittier is no no more. And the world can rest in peace.
Does anyone recall the great nuclear wars, and the Canales war.
How about the wars on the moon.
Any one heard of Canales' demand for a true confession. Did you see Pandora's Box and the Eagle of Freedom. The space race between the SouthPacific and Whittier. And what about the whittier civil war and those 7 world wars. They sure flew by like a bat out of hell.
Anyone remember the terrorist of Zifistan. It took a civil war for freedom to take hold.
All over the world, people are breithing sighs of relief at the collapse of the evil regime in Whittier. Even the moon is no longer under Whittier's sway.
We know history continues to march on and waits for no one. If you get left behind you better run like hell just to catch on up. Now everyone's getting ready for another great world war. We hope other nations are able to avoid being pulled into the vortex.
News reports say the great battle of all battles is about to let loose in AMF. If you pay close attention you can see the troops moving into position. They're threatening another nuclear war.
Does no one ever learn from the past.
But we are neutral. We will celebrate our new independence and the fall of Whittier. We will advocate freedom and peaceful resolution of conflict.
To end, God bless Acheulia and to hell with those god forsaken scumbags in Whittier. All proWhittierites are hereby ordered arrested and tried for crimes against humanity.
The masses: Death to Whittier. Death to Whittier. Death to Whittier.
Meantime, people are already making jest of the evil Whittier's socialist empire collapse.
Jedidiah Longfellow, the newly proclaimed leader of the new nation had this to say:
Way back in ole Jan of 2003, they said Whittier could never be beaten. That socialism would rule the world. And the socialists/communists have threatened world domination ever since. They said it would take a thousand years for Whittier to fade away and for all the boys and girls stuck on its territory to see freedom first hand. Despite a nuclear war, Whittier survived and remained a power to be reckoned with. A power that threatened the world.
But there is just one thing I would like to know. Just where did this United Socialist States of Whittier go. I can swear it was here just a week ago. A great big threat to world peace. Interfering all over the world.
All around the world, peace and stability was shattered by invading Whittier troops illegally attacking peaceful nations. But now, the USS of Whittier is no no more. And the world can rest in peace.
Does anyone recall the great nuclear wars, and the Canales war.
How about the wars on the moon.
Any one heard of Canales' demand for a true confession. Did you see Pandora's Box and the Eagle of Freedom. The space race between the SouthPacific and Whittier. And what about the whittier civil war and those 7 world wars. They sure flew by like a bat out of hell.
Anyone remember the terrorist of Zifistan. It took a civil war for freedom to take hold.
All over the world, people are breithing sighs of relief at the collapse of the evil regime in Whittier. Even the moon is no longer under Whittier's sway.
We know history continues to march on and waits for no one. If you get left behind you better run like hell just to catch on up. Now everyone's getting ready for another great world war. We hope other nations are able to avoid being pulled into the vortex.
News reports say the great battle of all battles is about to let loose in AMF. If you pay close attention you can see the troops moving into position. They're threatening another nuclear war.
Does no one ever learn from the past.
But we are neutral. We will celebrate our new independence and the fall of Whittier. We will advocate freedom and peaceful resolution of conflict.
To end, God bless Acheulia and to hell with those god forsaken scumbags in Whittier. All proWhittierites are hereby ordered arrested and tried for crimes against humanity.
The masses: Death to Whittier. Death to Whittier. Death to Whittier.