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around it's borders due to recent wide-spread hostilites flaring up in the global community. This will be inforced by all nations in this region. We refuse to be YOUR collateral damage.


At this time, we also make our intention to require UN Peacekeeping Troops to intervene should any hostile forces approach the region.

The Five Civilized Nations are dispatching four Rapid Deployment Divisions for peacekeeping in the Temple of Asskrai.

--Major General Janus Novak

An NR-157 recon plane has been despatched to loiter just outside of the no-fly zone. Any attempt to attack it will be considered an act of war against the Peoples Republic of Shildonia.

The Five Civilized Nations are dispatching four Rapid Deployment Divisions for peacekeeping in the Temple of Asskrai.

--Major General Janus Novak

We're farmers and Templars mostly, no matter what role this dumb format assigns us.

1 chellian horsa recon plane(the size of a frizbee or so) begins to fly in the no-fly zone.

An NR-157 recon plane has been despatched to loiter just outside of the no-fly zone. Any attempt to attack it will be considered an act of war against the Peoples Republic of Shildonia.

It is programed to attach itself without harm to it's target, and will then turn on a remote feedback loop to a GPS. This is deployed when the sensor arrays detect armed aircraft and is intended to keep track of such armed aircraft. It reports to every nation with our Reigon as well as to the UN Security Council.

Any hostile activity will be recorded and provable immeditately.

We intend to keep ourself out of whatever our neighbors are up to.

An NR-157 recon plane has been despatched to loiter just outside of the no-fly zone.

May I ask WHY you are doing that?

There is nothing of interest in that nation at the present, but you choose to watch it.

An NR-157 recon plane has been despatched to loiter just outside of the no-fly zone. Any attempt to attack it will be considered an act of war against the Peoples Republic of Shildonia.

"That and Chelli's action (OOC: which we were unable to quote but should be just above this) are hereby condemned in the strongest ways possible."

"For absolutely no reason your nations have chosen to either flat out violate or to incite an international incident. With the Temple's permission, we hereby request that we base several hundred E-SAM sites (OOC: our version, plus a play on my country's name: Esamopia!) in order to destroy any encroaching planes."

"We are sickened by the bullying shown to this young nation."

-Foreign Minister, in a joint statement with the Minister of Defense.

1 chellian horsa recon plane(the size of a frizbee or so) begins to fly in the no-fly zone.

We've cloned Pteradactyls you know. Don't be too surprised if a few of them follow that thing home. And start BREEDING in your nation.

Huh? What did we do?

- Foreign Minister Felix sala

May I ask WHY you are doing that?

There is nothing of interest in that nation at the present, but you choose to watch it.

The same reason the Americans kept sending ships into that bay that was claimed by Libya: Freedom of the seas(or in this case, the air).

1 chellian horsa recon plane(the size of a frizbee or so) begins to fly in the no-fly zone.

We've cloned Pteradactyls you know. Don't be too surprised if a few of them follow that thing home. And start BREEDING in your nation.

Err...Ok...Whats wrong with Pteradactyls?

An NR-157 recon plane has been despatched to loiter just outside of the no-fly zone. Any attempt to attack it will be considered an act of war against the Peoples Republic of Shildonia.

"That and Chelli's action (OOC: which we were unable to quote but should be just above this) are hereby condemned in the strongest ways possible."

"For absolutely no reason your nations have chosen to either flat out violate or to incite an international incident. With the Temple's permission, we hereby request that we base several hundred E-SAM sites (OOC: our version, plus a play on my country's name: Esamopia!) in order to destroy any encroaching planes."

"We are sickened by the bullying shown to this young nation."

-Foreign Minister, in a joint statement with the Minister of Defense.


Measures in place.

No, you'd just make it worse. This is why I alerted the UN. My name is NOT GW Bush.

We have been watching the borders carefully, and due to our cloning labs, we've got a large number of large HUNGRY critters inhabiting the first 100 miles from every single mile of the border.

If they want to take on a colony of T Rexes, who am I to deny the dinos their dinners?

"There is a freedom of the seas... but NOT OF THE AIR!"

"We await the Temple's response to our offer to place E-SAM sites on its soil to thwart any such aggression, and in the meantime we condemn your actions."

-First Undersecretary for International Incidents.
Foreign Ministry of Esamopia.

An NR-157 recon plane has been despatched to loiter just outside of the no-fly zone. Any attempt to attack it will be considered an act of war against the Peoples Republic of Shildonia.

"That and Chelli's action (OOC: which we were unable to quote but should be just above this) are hereby condemned in the strongest ways possible."

"For absolutely no reason your nations have chosen to either flat out violate or to incite an international incident. With the Temple's permission, we hereby request that we base several hundred E-SAM sites (OOC: our version, plus a play on my country's name: Esamopia!) in order to destroy any encroaching planes."

"We are sickened by the bullying shown to this young nation."

-Foreign Minister, in a joint statement with the Minister of Defense.


Measures in place.

No, you'd just make it worse. This is why I alerted the UN. My name is NOT GW Bush.

We have been watching the borders carefully, and due to our cloning labs, we've got a large number of large HUNGRY critters inhabiting the first 100 miles from every single mile of the border.

If they want to take on a colony of T Rexes, who am I to deny the dinos their dinners?

"Oh... very well, we still condemn the action and warn the offending plane of the dangers it may cause to itself and its airbase when it chooses to land."

-Junior Adjunct to the Temple of Asskari,
Foreign Ministry of Esamopia.

1 chellian horsa recon plane(the size of a frizbee or so) begins to fly in the no-fly zone.

We've cloned Pteradactyls you know. Don't be too surprised if a few of them follow that thing home. And start BREEDING in your nation.

Err...Ok...Whats wrong with Pteradactyls?


Well, they're bigger than a B2 bomber, and they're predators. Well trained to consider our airspace THEIR territories. We chose to use what you might call unconventional defenses. If they catch you, they'll eat you. And if a hostile force gets eaten by the local wildlife in our Reigon, well, at least the critters benefited.

Before you try to shoot it down, you might want to have your intel people have a look at what the NR-157 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=43569&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight) actually is. It could get a bit messy.
As for freedom of the air, the NR-157 shall remain in international airspace at all times.

Ok... if they are the size of B2 bombers, then they will quickly be detected by radar, and shot down...

<<"Oh... very well, we still condemn the action and warn the offending plane of the dangers it may cause to itself and its airbase when it chooses to land.">>

Yes...now some species will remain in their territories, but with others, well, they don't know there is more land out there, surrounded as we are by an inland sea. But if other regions chose to behave in a manner that encourages some of the more vicious, and hungier ones to migrate...hey, that's why we spoke up now.

That way nobody can say they weren't warned.

Ok... if they are the size of B2 bombers, then they will quickly be detected by radar, and shot down...

And they tend to hunt in large flocks. I didn't have warn your pilot, you know. You're best bet is to tell your Government to do it's scanning by satellite. And it's a lot safer for your pilots.

We don't chose to use conventional weapons like guns. They tend to screw up the landscape, you know. Oh, yeah...and watch out for the Ichiasaurs and krakens if you have to bail into the inland sea. They'd consider you nothing more than a light snack.

Literally.


And one more thing, the southwestern border is volcanically active...VERY active. It's the only section of the border (4000 miles long in that area) that is NOT included in the no fly zone.

Because if you're stupid enough to overfly erupting volcanos, you deserve what you get. And if you go down there, there will not be a rescue. Everyone evacuated from the area MONTHS ago.

An NR-157 recon plane has been despatched to loiter just outside of the no-fly zone. Any attempt to attack it will be considered an act of war against the Peoples Republic of Shildonia.

Decides your equipment (or more to the point the pilots) looks TASTY, go ahead. No mechanical defenses will nail it, but I refuse to be held responsible if your plane flies into the same second of sky with a hungry flying dino after you were warned.

(Snicker)

May I ask WHY you are doing that?

There is nothing of interest in that nation at the present, but you choose to watch it.

The same reason the Americans kept sending ships into that bay that was claimed by Libya: Freedom of the seas(or in this case, the air).


As Entrees.

An NR-157 recon plane has been despatched to loiter just outside of the no-fly zone. Any attempt to attack it will be considered an act of war against the Peoples Republic of Shildonia.

"That and Chelli's action (OOC: which we were unable to quote but should be just above this) are hereby condemned in the strongest ways possible."

"For absolutely no reason your nations have chosen to either flat out violate or to incite an international incident. With the Temple's permission, we hereby request that we base several hundred E-SAM sites (OOC: our version, plus a play on my country's name: Esamopia!) in order to destroy any encroaching planes."

"We are sickened by the bullying shown to this young nation."

-Foreign Minister, in a joint statement with the Minister of Defense.


Measures in place.

No, you'd just make it worse. This is why I alerted the UN. My name is NOT GW Bush.

We have been watching the borders carefully, and due to our cloning labs, we've got a large number of large HUNGRY critters inhabiting the first 100 miles from every single mile of the border.

If they want to take on a colony of T Rexes, who am I to deny the dinos their dinners?

"Oh... very well, we still condemn the action and warn the offending plane of the dangers it may cause to itself and its airbase when it chooses to land."

-Junior Adjunct to the Temple of Asskari,
Foreign Ministry of Esamopia.

Oh yeah, wouldn't that guy's commander be just THRILLED to have prehistoric eating machines follow his pilot home...and form a colony on HIS ground.

All because he had to be a prick.

Before you try to shoot it down, you might want to have your intel people have a look at what the NR-157 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=43569&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight) actually is. It could get a bit messy.
As for freedom of the air, the NR-157 shall remain in international airspace at all times.


Intel? And tell WHO? The pteradactyls?
*LOL*

They don't shoot, dummy, they just grab you and start to CHOMP. They're gonna think your guys are FOOD.

(Who the HELL forgot to drown this guy at birth?)

Before you try to shoot it down, you might want to have your intel people have a look at what the NR-157 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=43569&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight) actually is. It could get a bit messy.
As for freedom of the air, the NR-157 shall remain in international airspace at all times.


Intel? And tell WHO? The pteradactyls?
*LOL*

They don't shoot, dummy, they just grab you and start to CHOMP. They're gonna think your guys are FOOD.

(Who the HELL forgot to drown this guy at birth?)


I have no idea, High Priestess...but someone sure did.

Before you try to shoot it down, you might want to have your intel people have a look at what the NR-157 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=43569&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight) actually is. It could get a bit messy.
As for freedom of the air, the NR-157 shall remain in international airspace at all times.


Intel? And tell WHO? The pteradactyls?
*LOL*

They don't shoot, dummy, they just grab you and start to CHOMP. They're gonna think your guys are FOOD.

(Who the HELL forgot to drown this guy at birth?)


I have no idea, High Priestess...but someone sure did.

Padawan! *Frowns at Obi Wan*

Before you try to shoot it down, you might want to have your intel people have a look at what the NR-157 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=43569&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight) actually is. It could get a bit messy.
As for freedom of the air, the NR-157 shall remain in international airspace at all times.


Intel? And tell WHO? The pteradactyls?
*LOL*

They don't shoot, dummy, they just grab you and start to CHOMP. They're gonna think your guys are FOOD.

(Who the HELL forgot to drown this guy at birth?)

I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Esampia. Although if you'd actually bothered to read the link provided, you would know that a) The NR-157 is unmanned (and made of metal, which a pterodactyl would find hard to chew through anyway), and b) It's highly radioactive, so the pterodactlys would die before they got close enough.

Before you try to shoot it down, you might want to have your intel people have a look at what the NR-157 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=43569&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight) actually is. It could get a bit messy.
As for freedom of the air, the NR-157 shall remain in international airspace at all times.


Intel? And tell WHO? The pteradactyls?
*LOL*

They don't shoot, dummy, they just grab you and start to CHOMP. They're gonna think your guys are FOOD.

(Who the HELL forgot to drown this guy at birth?)

I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Esampia. Although if you'd actually bothered to read the link provided, you would know that a) The NR-157 is unmanned (and made of metal, which a pterodactyl would find hard to chew through anyway), and b) It's highly radioactive, so the pterodactlys would die before they got close enough.


AND if you had done your homework back in grade school you would know that most dinos developed and evolved when most of the planet was highly radioactive. You just had to be a prick and now you tell me you're sending radioactive material into MY reigon? The High Priestess TOLD you that we don't want any part of your stupidities.

You are about to get a message that you aren't going to like at all from the Delegate, but I'm accusing you NOW of TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

You are about to get a message that you aren't going to like at all from the Delegate, but I'm accusing you NOW of TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

I second that. If you are willfully using an aircraft capable leaking enough radioactive material from its reactor that it is able to poison somthing such as a dinosaur in a matter of moments, you are guilty of the acusation. Even worse, your doing it over international waters (land?). This blatent act of foolishness is polluting the air and undoubtably people who have nothing to do with this, all so you can complete your 'observations'.

That poison doesn't just go away either, its going to settle down in some where. What if its an inhabited city or farmland?

There is no radioactive material in your region. The NR-157 will remain in international airspace at all times. Any attempt to intercept, or otherwise harass it, whether by the hand of man or beast, will be seen as a violation of Shildonian sovereignty, and shall be met with a proportionate response from the Shildonian Peoples Armed Forces.
We will not be dictated to by a tin-pot dictatorship, nor will we allow libelous accusations to be made against our nation, such as the ones perpetuated by yourself. We are hereby extending full economic sanctions against all the nations within the Templars of Asskrai, until such time as they see fit to retract the baseless accusations made against us.

Your right, there is currently no radioactive material in MY region, but this is still my problem. Someone is going to have this stuff carried to them on air thermals and it will bear the effects of it through no fault of thier own.

You are a danger, Shildonai. That plane isnt a recon vehicle, its a plague carrier.


OOC: I've got school now, please leave a message.

PS: My tin-pot dictatorship is superior.

We will not withdraw our surveillance aircraft until this unlawfully declared no-fly zone is lifted, and a full, public apology has been made for the baseless accusations made against our nation.
In the meantime, further reconnaisance flights over the Templars of Asskrai will be made by SR-71 'Blackbird'* class aircraft. Evidently they have something to hide, and we intend to ascertain what it is.


* They fly at 85,000 feet and at Mach 3. Even your radiation proof dinosaurs won't be able to get them.

There is no radioactive material in your region. The NR-157 will remain in international airspace at all times. Any attempt to intercept, or otherwise harass it, whether by the hand of man or beast, will be seen as a violation of Shildonian sovereignty, and shall be met with a proportionate response from the Shildonian Peoples Armed Forces.
We will not be dictated to by a tin-pot dictatorship, nor will we allow libelous accusations to be made against our nation, such as the ones perpetuated by yourself. We are hereby extending full economic sanctions against all the nations within the Templars of Asskrai, until such time as they see fit to retract the baseless accusations made against us.


Your nation is irresponsible in the extreme. If your machines cross into our territories it will be considered an act of International Terrorism and treated accordingly.

As of this moment, any and all of your assets currently in our banks have been frozen and forwarded to the UN Security Council. You no longer have property in our financial institutions.

Over 80 billion of your version of credits has been frozen, and you will have to apply to the Security Council to regain access to your accounts.

Have a nice day.

We will not withdraw our surveillance aircraft until this unlawfully declared no-fly zone is lifted, and a full, public apology has been made for the baseless accusations made against our nation.
In the meantime, further reconnaisance flights over the Templars of Asskrai will be made by SR-71 'Blackbird'* class aircraft. Evidently they have something to hide, and we intend to ascertain what it is.


* They fly at 85,000 feet and at Mach 3. Even your radiation proof dinosaurs won't be able to get them.

If you stay outside those borders, you aren't in it. If you enter it, you are committng an act of International Terrorism and all possible International Sanctions will be brought to bear against you IMMEDITATELY.

We will not withdraw our surveillance aircraft until this unlawfully declared no-fly zone is lifted, and a full, public apology has been made for the baseless accusations made against our nation.
In the meantime, further reconnaisance flights over the Templars of Asskrai will be made by SR-71 'Blackbird'* class aircraft. Evidently they have something to hide, and we intend to ascertain what it is.


* They fly at 85,000 feet and at Mach 3. Even your radiation proof dinosaurs won't be able to get them.

Read the FIRST post you idiot!

<<In the meantime, further reconnaisance flights over the Templars of Asskrai will be made by SR-71 'Blackbird'* class aircraft. Evidently they have something to hide, and we intend to ascertain what it is.>>

If you had done THIS to begin with instead of sending that little nukie time-bomb, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

By all means, look all you want, you and everyone else, for that matter. Just don't fly below the hard deck of one and a half miles or you're basically human birdseed.

<<In the meantime, further reconnaisance flights over the Templars of Asskrai will be made by SR-71 'Blackbird'* class aircraft. Evidently they have something to hide, and we intend to ascertain what it is.>>

If you had done THIS to begin with instead of sending that little nukie time-bomb, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

By all means, look all you want, you and everyone else, for that matter. Just don't fly below the hard deck of one and a half miles or you're basically human birdseed.


Oh, and we feel very sorry FOR your nation, since it's obviously being led by an intellectual MIDGET.

Your personal attacks against the members of the Shildonian Peoples Government are noted with displeasure. We add these transgressions to the growing list of things we want apologies for.
Any anti-aircraft site which attempts to fire on any Shildonian aircraft will be attacked by the Shildonian Flying Corp in order to safeguard the lives of our pilots.

As for the seizing of assets, there are two points: 1) Saying how much money was seized is godmoding, as you can't post damages. 2) Why would we invest money in your unstable regime, when there are a multitude of more stable nations we can invest in. As such it is ignored.
Also, try to put all your points in one post, rather than just making one post for each point. It makes things easier to read.
Finally: stop claiming your dinosaurs(which you probably don't even have the technology to clone anyway) are capable of flying at the same speed of an aircraft, let alone able to bite through them

As the small craft, made mostly of wood and lightweight materials, finished taking photographs and video clips, it moved out into international air, to transmit the data to chellis, although it would enter back in afterwards.

Once and for all:

If I want it, it's my region, I've got the nations here that specialize in genetic manipulations, so I can do anything I damned well want to in my own region and frankly, there isn't a damned thing you can do about it.

So why don't you just shut up?

Stay the hell outside the borders, and away from the territories of my wildlife and you don't have a problem. Otherwise, sooner or later, I'll be sending my JEDI to deal with you on THEIR terms. And Qui Gon is MORE than capable of handling you, you PRICK!

As the small craft, made mostly of wood and lightweight materials, finished taking photographs and video clips, it moved out into international air, to transmit the data to chellis, although it would enter back in afterwards.

We've got people on barges watching for it. When they see it, they have peregrine falcons with them that will immediately take it out.

Our No Fly Zone is entirely INSIDE our borders, therefore, if you enter it, you are TRESPASSING. I don't need to hit a gnat with a sledge hammer and a peregrine stoops at more than 75mph. They normally hit large ducks at that speed, and the impact shatters the spine of said duck.

The frame of your little camera hauler will splinter like so much brittle tinder.

Once and for all:

If I want it, it's my region, I've got the nations here that specialize in genetic manipulations, so I can do anything I damned well want to in my own region and frankly, there isn't a damned thing you can do about it.

So why don't you just shut up?

Stay the hell outside the borders, and away from the territories of my wildlife and you don't have a problem. Otherwise, sooner or later, I'll be sending my JEDI to deal with you on THEIR terms. And Qui Gon is MORE than capable of handling you, you PRICK!

You can't just "aquire" technology. You have to RP the research of it. Then you can have all the dinosaurs you like. Until that time you don't have them.

We also remind you once again that any attack against Shildonian territory, or aircraft will be regarded as an act of war, and if you were to attempt to escalate this incident, it is clear who would be the victor. Your attempts to slander us with accusations of terrorism have failed, and what little support you had from the international community would soon evaporate were you to attempt an invasion of Shildonian territory.
We implore you to end this crisis by ending this unlawfully declared no-fly zone, and issuing a formal apology to our Government for the slanderous accusations made against our nation, as well as a public retraction of those claims.

OOC:He keeps trying to tell me he kileld my thing, but thats godmodding, saying he did it... He cant have genetic pterodactyls flying all over the skies 24/7, all over the nation, trying to find one little frisbee-sized plane... Its jut unrealistic.

The Masara Republic regrets, yet we will respect, the drastic decision by the Asskrai to establish a self-imposed No-Fly Zone over its sovereign territory. We have ordered all civilian and commercial aircraft to be diverted to other regional locations for landing.

In response to the actions taken by Shildonia, the Masara Republic implores the Shildonian government to respect the territorial skies of the Asskrai. The No-Fly Zone, although unfortunate, is within the laws of the international community. As much as Shildonia may disagree with the Asskrai action, Shildonian authority ends at Shildonian shores. Any attempts to end the Asskrai No-Fly Zone by means of force will be a blatant violation of Asskrai sovereignty and will be met with an international outcry.

In the interests of regional and international peace and security, we ask that Shildonia recall its craft and tone down its unilateralist rhetoric. We also ask that the Asskrai, for the sake of international commerce, transportation and tourism, consider dropping the self-imposed No-Fly Zone.

Anyone know why he was deleted?

This incident has lost all touch it may of once had with reality. As a result, the Blackguard has chosen to retract any involvement it once had for this event.

While we still belive Shildonia is trying to stir trouble, and Chellis is willfully attempting to insight an international incident, you will hear no more of it from us.


OOC: Did his nation die or somthing??

EDIT: Im just a gramma king arnt I?

OOC: It couldn't be, he was active today, so he got deleted for something...

I suspect it was for having more than one nation in the UN, since most of the other people in his region appear to have been deleted as well.

The NR-157's camera's watch as the Temple of Asskrai sinks beneath the waves without a trace. With no nation to enforce it, the no-fly zone is over. Children cheer, bells chime, the Shildonian National Anthem is played, etc.