NationStates Jolt Archive


Dogs 4 sale 2. buy em for pulling stuff

14-10-2003, 02:12
im now selling dogs that can pull tanks.

http://images.somethingawful-com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/07-25-03-secretweapons/Unkempt_dogtank.jpg

it was inspired bi New Empire and i thank him for the idea.

boston terriers r $100,000 each
basset hounds r $50,000 each

they are on stereoids and eat raw meat so they can pull trucks and tanks. it takes about 40 basset hounds or 100,000 boston terriers 2 pull a ton. this works good cuz tanks way half a tun

they do pull stuff. they even fli when rockets r attached to em
14-10-2003, 02:14
Oh my god....
14-10-2003, 02:15
*smashes head repeatedly against table*
14-10-2003, 02:16
::Sighs from whatever-his-name-is's stupidity::
14-10-2003, 02:21
Oh my god....

its a gud idea
14-10-2003, 02:22
::sighs again...::
14-10-2003, 02:22
*smashes head repeatedly against table*

y wud u do that
14-10-2003, 02:23
To help my brain understand what your level of stupidity is.
New Empire
14-10-2003, 02:24
OMFG!

That was an award FOR STUPIDITY!

I was INSULTING YOUR MILITARY TACTICS!
14-10-2003, 02:24
im not dum. im smart

its bed time i was suppused 2 go to bed an our ago
14-10-2003, 02:26
Spelling and grammar are wonderful additions to society. You really should take advantage of them.
New Empire
14-10-2003, 02:26
im not dum. im smart

its bed time i was suppused 2 go to bed an our ago

No, you are definetly dumb.

Wow.

http://images.somethingawful-com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/07-25-03-secretweapons/Unkempt_dogtank.jpg
You have won the Dogsled Armor award for tactical and military stupidity.

Don't you feel proud?

I think he missed my point.
14-10-2003, 02:26
Holy F***!! Is this another 4-year old RPer???
14-10-2003, 02:28
Holy F***!! Is this another 4-year old RPer???

I'm going to assume so.
New Empire
14-10-2003, 02:29
Holy F***!! Is this another 4-year old RPer???
Maybe, his tanks are "half a ton", they are made out of plastic. Possibly Legos. And these dogs can fly.

I believe I have met 4 year olds smarter than him.
14-10-2003, 05:33
LOL!! LMAO!!!
14-10-2003, 05:49
im not dum. im smart

its bed time i was suppused 2 go to bed an our ago

Spelling and punctuation errors:

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Grammatical errors (spelling is corrected for increased reading pleasure):

•I'm not dumb. I'm smart.
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It was my bed time two hours ago
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I should be asleep, my bed time was an hour ago
14-10-2003, 06:58
One bump for prosperity. One to show how stupid he is. One for compliments on my accurate analysis!
14-10-2003, 13:03
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Kotterdam
14-10-2003, 13:07
i would like 1
*money is wired*

OOC: And here we have it, folks. Proof that no matter what you're selling, there will always be someone to buy it.
14-10-2003, 20:13
Holy F***!! Is this another 4-year old RPer???

no im 5
14-10-2003, 20:33
**RETARD ALERT***
New Empire
14-10-2003, 20:56
**RETARD ALERT***
That's an awful big word for a "5" year old. So tell us, who's puppet are you?
14-10-2003, 20:59
Spammers are energy creatures. If you do not feed them, they will die.

Unfortuantly, morons actually think that they are doing this correctly.

MODALERT.

I am not even going to explain, dogs at that price..?
Kahta
14-10-2003, 21:12
It is a certian person that I am related to.
(Step-Bro)
He also controls "conpin"

He's older than 5, he's in middle school I think.
15-10-2003, 00:32
SHUT UP!!! :twisted: :twisted:
New Empire
15-10-2003, 00:34
Wow... Do you spell that bad on purpose?

And what's with all the spam?
15-10-2003, 00:37
kahta (my stepbro) showed me lima beens and jono lands ideas and i took off with them to a new extent
New Empire
15-10-2003, 01:02
kahta (my stepbro) showed me lima beens and jono lands ideas and i took off with them to a new extent
Just to let you know, those were BAD ideas...

Most people hate Lima Beens/Jono Land.
Kahta
15-10-2003, 20:14
He knows that, he just thought it they were funny and stupid.