Our plan
As the leadr of whinchendoen we are all living in poor houses and we drive poor cars. I want to show the world my plan
1. Build a military of 100,000 people and expand by 1,000 per year.
2. Kill all the teachers in the schools and let the students kill their teachers.
3. Let the men rule the families
were also gonna sell plastic bombs to drop on stuff
Agrigento
13-10-2003, 23:01
Congradulations, you have been added to Agrigento's insane noobs list.
im not insain ime smart. ur jelus u didnt think of this be4for me
as i said in another thread of yours
This just proves that your insane, i may be right, he may be crazy
The Macabees
13-10-2003, 23:32
OOC: Can I bomb you?
if u do i will attk u with dirt boms
The Macabees
13-10-2003, 23:39
if u do i will attk u with dirt boms
boms...
Shildonia
13-10-2003, 23:56
This aggressive posturing by Whinchendeon is of great concern to us. We warn against using your "plastic bombs" against us, or selling them to any group who may use them against us. If you do so, the consequences will be severe.
if u do i will attk u with dirt boms
I'm shivering, can you tell?
if u do i will attk u with dirt boms
I'm shivering, can you tell?
ya dirt is dirty and u should wach out cuz u can get sik from it becuz it has dizezuz
Agrigento
14-10-2003, 01:41
I really wonder whose puppet you are....
This aggressive posturing by Whinchendeon is of great concern to us. We warn against using your "plastic bombs" against us, or selling them to any group who may use them against us. If you do so, the consequences will be severe.
u can never no if it is plastic bombs or pasenjers on a plaine so if the plain tips sideways the bombs will fall out the window and u will regret attaking us but we dont want to giv u ne harm
I really wonder whose puppet you are....
no1s
[quote]if u do i will attk u with dirt boms
ya dirt is dirty and u should wach out cuz u can get sik from it becuz it has dizezuz
Oh I'm skakin' like a French soldier.
good cuz they lost 2 wars and there all dummys
good cuz they lost 2 wars and there all dummys
Shildonia
14-10-2003, 14:33
You can never know if there are plastic bombs or pasengers on a plane, so if the plane tips sideways the bombs will fall out the window and you will regret attaking us but we dont want to give you any harm (edited to prevent Crimes Against the English Language)
In order to prevent any such attacks, all Whinchendeon aircraft, both civil and military, are hereby banned from entering Shildonian airspace. Any craft that attempts to defy the ban will be escorted from our airspace, or shot down if they refuse to leave.
As the leadr of whinchendoen we are all living in poor houses and we drive poor cars. I want to show the world my plan
1. Build a military of 100,000 people and expand by 1,000 per year.
2. Kill all the teachers in the schools and let the students kill their teachers.
3. Let the men rule the families
You are a liar. I just took a look at your nation's page and your economy is as strong one.
If you do i will attack you with dirt bombs. (Edited his mess up writing)
I'm shivering, can you tell?
I'm shivering not because of him but the d@#* A/C.
*Gets up and turns A/C off*
The Macabees
14-10-2003, 14:42
good cuz they lost 2 wars and there all dummys
Actually they've lost more than two wars. Here's a list...
Battle of Tours 732 : win
Charlemagne's Wars : win
Crusades : lose
100 Years War : win/lose
Hapsburg - Valois Wars : lose
30 Years War : lose
Napoleonic Wars : lose (Waterloo)
Franco-Prussian War : lose
WWI : win
WWII : lose
There are more, I just dont want to list all the little ones...
(Macabees, you forgot about them winning the iraq war, tying the korean war, and losing vietnam...as america did for all three)
IC:Chellian B-13 bombers and P-3 Attack planes head for Whinchendeon.
we like pour stuff cuz then we have a lota moneee in the bank
IC:Chellian B-13 bombers and P-3 Attack planes head for Whinchendeon.
y o y wud u attak me?
Crookfur
14-10-2003, 21:25
[quote="Whinchendeon
u can never no if it is plastic bombs or pasenjers on a plaine so if the plain tips sideways the bombs will fall out the window and u will regret attaking us but we dont want to giv u ne harm[/quote]
*Shudders a the thought of how shoddy the construction of Whinchendeon's air liners actually is*
I mean if stuff falls out of the windows during a banking turn then that is surely a breach of all internationalsafety requirements.
IE You would be banned from entering anyone's airspace.
no they rnt bad they r just heavy boms in the seats. they can fit thru a airplaine windowe
IC:Your people deserve to be liberated from your reign. Prepare to capitulate.
*The bombers and strike aircraft begin heavy bombing on the capital, or at least what they think is the capital(the city that looks like the most "attracting target"). Missiles, bombs, and GSS(Gas or Smoke Shells) flew into the city, causing destruction uncountable to the busy pilots.*
OOC: GSS shells are bombs that explode, do no structural damage really, but simulate the effects of say the smoke that came out of the WTC, the one that tunneled through the streets and killed people cought in it...except less range, but in more areas, and more intense effects.
Crookfur
15-10-2003, 16:50
no they rnt bad they r just heavy boms in the seats. they can fit thru a airplaine windowe
Right, we'll just ignore the whole preasureised aircraft problem this brings up (ie civilian airliners are preasurised and if you open the window at altitude most of the plane would be sucked out...).
Of course your shoddy aircraft are still banned from International airspace until you can supply valid documents cocncerning safety inspections by approved personel and a series of passenger manifests with veirfiable epopel lsited along with reasons for travel and predeclaration of all cargo (ie Mr A. Bomb or D. Bomb won't cut the mustard).
And just to ensure that you do not voilate international airspace a carrier group will shortly be arriving off your shores.