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ANTI-KAIJU WEAPONS SHOP! (pic warning)

Nintendania
13-10-2003, 15:27
Kaiju are giant Monsters, like Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah. Nintendania has fought Godzilla, and is ready for anything now.

Here are some Anti-Kaiju weapons for sale:


DAG-MB96
http://www.tohokingdom.com/pictures/ships_vehicles/dagmb96/dagmb96_07.jpg
This amazing freeze ray is perfect not only for Godzilla, but also for fighting nuclear meltdowns! It's armed with a super-low temperature laser cannon able to freeze things down to temperature of -183°C and is also equipped with 16 freeze missiles divided amongst two missile launchers. Selling place: 50 million US dollars each


Full Metal Missile Launchers
http://www.tohokingdom.com/pictures/ships_vehicles/full_metal_missile_launcher_02.jpg
These missiles should, in theory, be able to pierce any metal known to man. Sadly, they only suceed in slowing most kaiju down.
Selling price: 40 Million dollars each, 20 million dollars each year for more missiles.


VTOL Craft-1
http://www.tohokingdom.com/pictures/ships_vehicles/vtol_02.jpg
This craft is strange, since it was made to survive artic temperatures first, fight second. But while Nintendania was establishing a artic base, a large walrus named Magma attacked. It was up to the VTOL-Craft to stop it. It succeeded. It is armed with a laser cannon, and can fly at about 80% the speed of sound.
Length: 15 meters
Wingspan: 10 meters
Selling price: 30 million Dollars each, buy 100 get plans free!

Type 61 tank
http://www.tohokingdom.com/pictures/ships_vehicles/tanks/type_61_tank_02.jpg
This is a regular tank, but we have found it's been able to deliver half-pained shots at Kaiju. And besides, these are about the only things you can find in here that is ethical for fighting other humans. It is armed with a 90MM cannon.
Length: 8.19 meters
Mass: 35 tons
Price: Since these are easily mass produced, we are only selling the plans for 20 Million Dollars.



COMING SOON: MORE ANTI-KAIJU WONDER WEAPONS!



NOTE: THESE WEAPONS, with the exceptions of the Type 61 tank and maybe the VTOL, are UNETHICAL to use against fellow human beings. If you MUST use them against your fellow man, it should only be in the most extreme circumstances.
Nintendania
13-10-2003, 15:37
Note: Pictures of VTOL and Type 61 coming soon.
Nintendania
13-10-2003, 16:02
bump
Nintendania
13-10-2003, 16:27
Also, free shipping to first buyer.
Nintendania
13-10-2003, 17:07
Pictures now up.
Kurlej
13-10-2003, 17:16
1 of everything except the freeze ray thingy. Thank you and money wired.

EDIT-YAY!!
Nintendania
13-10-2003, 17:19
To kurlej: Money received, the stuff you ordered is being shipped.
Nintendania
13-10-2003, 19:09
Coming soon will be expendable aircraft, perfect for distracting your giant monster problem.
Kurlej
18-10-2003, 19:20
When the aircraft come i will be willing to buy some.