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i hav an idea

13-10-2003, 14:59
as i sad, ive got an idea. what if we were to kil all the citsens that didnt contribut to sosiety. that way we coold hav only a few perfict peeple in our cuntry, and evry1 wuld be a sientist. that way we wuld hav a more pirfict wurld in wich to live. i think we shuld kil them by slowli cuting of bodie parts. we shuld start with th tose and wurk our way up theyre bodys to kil them and sinse its paynfull peeple wil trie to mak theyre babys smarter. it wil tak a wile but this wil wurk
Kahta
13-10-2003, 15:00
hay retard lern to tipe goodr.
Kahta
13-10-2003, 15:00
Oh yeah I'll also attack you if you dont repeal this.
Jaratia
13-10-2003, 15:01
I have an idea.

Improve your English 8)
Sambizie
13-10-2003, 15:03
I have an idea, send all your citizens back to school to learn how to write and read.
Arribastan
13-10-2003, 15:05
so dew ie. lrne oto pselel.
13-10-2003, 15:05
i dont have any ideas
13-10-2003, 15:23
as i sad, ive got an idea. what if we were to kil all the citsens that didnt contribut to sosiety. that way we coold hav only a few perfict peeple in our cuntry, and evry1 wuld be a sientist. that way we wuld hav a more pirfict wurld in wich to live. i think we shuld kil them by slowli cuting of bodie parts. we shuld start with th tose and wurk our way up theyre bodys to kil them and sinse its paynfull peeple wil trie to mak theyre babys smarter. it wil tak a wile but this wil wurk


TRY THIS

As previously stated, I have an intresting idea on how I should run my nation. What if I was to kill off the citizens that dont contribute to society. Then our citizens would be near perfect, and everyone would be trained as a scientist. If these changes occur, our nation will be a better place to live. Being the psychotic n00b I am, I believe I will kill them by severing body parts slowly. If I start with the toes and work my way up I can inflict the most pain. Hopefully people will try breeding with smart people after the first executions so the offspring wont die, and doom our nation to economic failure. It would take a long time for me to go up in the history books as infamous as Hitler, but this idea works in my extremely well educated mind
Dontgonearthere
13-10-2003, 15:24
I belive he is typing badly on purpose, and giving stupid ideas on purpose:
1. He is a 'negative utopist', IE: He wants the perfect society at cost of human suffering which could be avoided.
2. He mispells words in differnt ways, even people who mispell words frequently will typicaly only mispell them in one way, unless its a typo. (IE: Myself)


So in conclusion I would say he is either a country (prolly a noob pissed because his super-njooks got ignored), pretending to be this dumb, or he actually is that dumb...which seems less likely.
The Blackguard
13-10-2003, 15:32
So in conclusion I would say he is either a country (prolly a noob pissed because his super-njooks got ignored), pretending to be this dumb, or he actually is that dumb...which seems less likely.

I concur.

Still it would be funny to see him/her/it draged off and executed by the law of the process they proposed to 'better' society.

Also, Punch me if I'm stupid but woudnt the chosen method of destruction be rather flawed? There are some major arteries in the feet and if you were to sevre them the unlucky victim would haemorage to death quickly, presenting hardly torchered end. There are so many better ways to do it that the method described.

EDIT: Sorry about the grade 1 gramma, I shoudnt be posting this late at night :roll:.
13-10-2003, 15:57
i think thatt yuo nede to respekt mie ideas and treet them ekwal to other peeples ideas so that i get ekwal respekt as other peeple
you shuldnt just sai mie ideas are stoopid becuse you mai have had wurse ideas than me sumtime in the past
in cuncloosion you shuld cunsidur mie ideas and think about them befor you post a mesige saying that mie ideas are stoopid
Arribastan
13-10-2003, 16:23
en onculsion, uyo ened oto lrne ohw ot splel.
13-10-2003, 16:37
m sya yuo si hu n0b0

(I say you are a n00b, for everyone else who actually knows how to speak english, like me, IH, ect...)
New Empire
13-10-2003, 16:42
i think thatt yuo nede to respekt mie ideas and treet them ekwal to other peeples ideas so that i get ekwal respekt as other peeple
you shuldnt just sai mie ideas are stoopid becuse you mai have had wurse ideas than me sumtime in the past
in cuncloosion you shuld cunsidur mie ideas and think about them befor you post a mesige saying that mie ideas are stoopid
I don't think I'm going to respect your idea at all. Quite frankly, I think your idea is a load of horse-____, and anybody who actually does it should be lined up and shot. I've already considered it, and it's still stupid. We have the right to say your ideas are stupid. There's nothing against it in the ToS.

In conclusion, learn how to spell.
Arribastan
13-10-2003, 16:45
I'm joking. and being annoying. it just seems funny that someone who can't clearly communicate wants others to respect his bad ideas. :D
New Empire
13-10-2003, 16:47
I'm joking. and being annoying. it just seems funny that someone who can't clearly communicate wants others to respect his bad ideas. :D
Wasn't talking to you, if you thought I was.

Yeah, it took me a while to actually figure out what he was trying to say, it's a completely stupid idea, and now he expects us to respect it? I think not.
Crookfur
13-10-2003, 16:50
Lol i'm sorry but does anyone have some rahter amusing images similar to the island of alphas from Brave New World ie where they all starved as they were all too clever to actually do anything. (brave New world is required reading for anyone even thinking of attempting to create a perfect soceity by means of intervention.


Having everyone trained as a scientist is rahter useless, you would end up like modern scotland (i live there so i can take the piss) where you have thousands of people coming out with useless degrees (business, marketing, economics etc etc) but very few trained crafts people.
Crookfur
13-10-2003, 16:50
sorry double post
imported_Comdidia
13-10-2003, 16:51
Hmmm what a good idea :roll: .
Lets see i think you should be the first nation to be turned into a giant skating rink with all your useless people frozen under the ice. Then we can have a massive open skate for every country. (or the most deadly hockey game ever your choice.)
Who thinks my idea sucks? i do.
Rotovia
13-10-2003, 17:05
I belive he is typing badly on purpose, and giving stupid ideas on purpose:
1. He is a 'negative utopist', IE: He wants the perfect society at cost of human suffering which could be avoided.
2. He mispells words in differnt ways, even people who mispell words frequently will typicaly only mispell them in one way, unless its a typo. (IE: Myself)


So in conclusion I would say he is either a country (prolly a noob pissed because his super-njooks got ignored), pretending to be this dumb, or he actually is that dumb...which seems less likely.

You give him too much credit. it's much less typing just to point out the obvious and not delve into the possibility of depth.
13-10-2003, 17:15
The Republic of Conpin

"Peeple sai ime stuoopid but ime note"

UN Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Excellent Economy: Reasonable Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: The North Pacific

The Republic of Conpin is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 27%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.

Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Conpin's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the tard.



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13-10-2003, 21:45
This guy is not serious. First of all, he has the worst idea ever (a country of all scientists = a country without people to fill basic jobs such as food provision, water provision, and shelter building, and we would go to sort of a "you kill and cook your own food but you have computers" sort of thing). Second of all, his writing is simply atrocious. I cannot believe that someone who can figure out how to use these forums could not know how to spell "my."
Dontgonearthere
14-10-2003, 15:30
Like I said people, hes probobly a forumer trying to piss people off, even dyslexic (no offence) people can usualy manage to keep the number of spellings of 'my' down to one or two.