i declare war on warring nation 1
i am just really bored so i created 2 new countries and the yare going to fight each other it is going to be a primative war with swords and spears and bows and arrows and none of this nuclear crap.
i send 100 men to scout out the forests of warring nation 2's country if they find anyone who is hostile they will kill them
i send 100 men to scout out the forests of warring nation 2's country if they find anyone who is hostile they will kill them
HA your men have walked right into my trap
I have 1,000 archers waiting for your men to arrrive in the clearing in the middle of the woods and they open fire
your archers destroyed my entire scouting party except for 1 man who is lagging behind the group when he witnesses the massacre he runs out of the forest and reports back to me
i slowly align all 50 of my catapults to fling burning bundles into the forest
Crimson blades
12-10-2003, 16:02
:roll:
the catapults raze the forest to the ground and destroy my 1000 archers as well as 3000 more men who were hidden deeper on in the forest
as soon as the forest is razed i send the rest of my army, 20,000 men into the plains where they wait for your men to arrive
i allign the rest of my army which is also 20,000 men across the plains they wait for my signal to go
i am tired of this stupid war i send 100 bombers over the battle field and drop hundereds of bombs on the battle
you totally annihilated my entire army
thats not cool
my army is decimated why did you have to do that?
OOC:
Makes me think of a topic in may called "n00b war in Dar Land" by Nanakaland where n00b A, n00b B, n00b C, and n00b D attacked each other.
Jeruselem
12-10-2003, 16:23
Not another one of these ...
:?
The South Islands
12-10-2003, 16:43
This is funny... in a sad, pethetic kind of way.