15,000$ TO ANY NATION
We will pay any nation 15,000$ for the use of a suicide bomber. They must be willing to go anywhere for their attack. T/G us if you are intereseted.
What is the use of this suicide bomber for?
Oh come on, even Saddam could afford 25,000 a bomber ;)
an attack on our most evil enemy
We are willing to negotiate on the price as well
#tag#
Anyone who accept this offer will be despised by the international community. Just a gentle warning.
Any nations fearing repricussions from the international community simply telegram me and I will never tell the origin of your agent, unless you want us to.
The Ebony Defenders
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The Mindset
11-10-2003, 22:51
We'll sell you 18 exploding joke sausages for $654,897,654,123,123,765?
Oh come on, even Saddam could afford 25,000 a bomber ;)
That is correct...
He can't spell his own name though...
#tag#
Anyone who accept this offer will be despised by the international community. Just a gentle warning.
In that case, we have 4 volunteers who will accept this offer. Screw the international community.
I have 200 Harmless Suicide Bombers.
All these guys can do, is make a boo-boo to a baby toddler.
You can have all of it for $500. :)
Melicanium, do it, and get bombed.
Kandarin
11-10-2003, 23:01
I have Herbicide Bombers. Will they do?
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Actually given your size I think we'll take matters into our own hands. We don't tolerate terrorism.
Melicanium, prepare for troops to enter your territory. We would like to note at this point you have no military hardware so we'll make it short and sweet. We're heading straight for taking out your government. Abdicate (ie. give me your password) and your people shall be spared. Otherwise, troops are being prepared for an assault on your corrupt government.
He can't spell his own name though...
Saddam is reserved according to nationsates....
Actually given your size I think we'll take matters into our own hands. We don't tolerate terrorism.
Melicanium, prepare for troops to enter your territory. We would like to note at this point you have no military hardware so we'll make it short and sweet. We're heading straight for taking out your government. Abdicate (ie. give me your password) and your people shall be spared. Otherwise, troops are being prepared for an assault on your corrupt government.
Oh no, I'm scared. Thankfully, we have the I.G.N.O.R.E., the ingenious general negation of renegade eccentrics, that allows us to live through this ordeal unharmed.
Nianacio
11-10-2003, 23:08
We would like to note at this point you have no military hardware so we'll make it short and sweet.Where has Melicanium said this is so?
Kandarin
11-10-2003, 23:09
Actually given your size I think we'll take matters into our own hands. We don't tolerate terrorism.
Melicanium, prepare for troops to enter your territory. We would like to note at this point you have no military hardware so we'll make it short and sweet. We're heading straight for taking out your government. Abdicate (ie. give me your password) and your people shall be spared. Otherwise, troops are being prepared for an assault on your corrupt government.
Coldorra, do that and I'll declare war on you.
The South Islands
11-10-2003, 23:09
I will sell you 4 cookies for $500 each. Im shure you can modify a cookie to carry a bomb.
http://www.chipndough.com/Images/3_12_01/large/PBCC_lg.jpg
Actually given your size I think we'll take matters into our own hands. We don't tolerate terrorism.
Melicanium, prepare for troops to enter your territory. We would like to note at this point you have no military hardware so we'll make it short and sweet. We're heading straight for taking out your government. Abdicate (ie. give me your password) and your people shall be spared. Otherwise, troops are being prepared for an assault on your corrupt government.
Coldorra, do that and I'll declare war on you.
Thank you kindly Kandarin, but I plan to use the aforementioned I.G.N.O.R.E. to deal with this situation.
Melicanium, you have no real basis for ignoring... If a country in rl declared it was sending someone suicide bombers, they would get invaded... All I'm saying is, dont let this turn into an ignore fest...
Nianacio
11-10-2003, 23:16
Thank you kindly Kandarin, but I plan to use the aforementioned I.G.N.O.R.E. to deal with this situation.What has Coldorra done to deserve being ignored?
We would like to note at this point you have no military hardware so we'll make it short and sweet.Where has Melicanium said this is so?
Note the lack of previous roleplay posts. He hasn't traded in any way.
Thankfully, we have the I.G.N.O.R.E
so in other words, you're godmodding on your second roleplay post? wow. congratulations on earning the title n00b.
Coldorra, do that and I'll declare war on you.
you promote suicide bombings then?
Nianacio
11-10-2003, 23:18
Note the lack of previous roleplay posts. He hasn't traded in any way.They could have:
Spring-powered grenade launchers
homemade AKs,
homemade explosives,
armored and armed cars,
armored tracked excavation vehicle thingies,
and more
Thanks to work done by the Coldorran Intelligence Agency we have discovered the planned target of this attack:
Recorded by one of our agents working undercover:
"Please attack the Selasse International Speedway in Defari during the Defarian Grand Prix."
We suggest this event is called off immediately.
We would like to note at this point you have no military hardware so we'll make it short and sweet.Where has Melicanium said this is so?
Note the lack of previous roleplay posts. He hasn't traded in any way.
Thankfully, we have the I.G.N.O.R.E
so in other words, you're godmodding on your second roleplay post? wow. congratulations on earning the title n00b.
Coldorra, do that and I'll declare war on you.
you promote suicide bombings then?
Has it EVER occured to ANYONE that maybe, just maybe, someone who replies to one of these posts doesn't actually care about roleplaying? Maybe I'm just having some fun. I'm a n00b? Cool. Always wanted to be one, considering I have two nations with over half a million people. What has Coldorra done to deserve ignoring? Well, they ticked me off for one thing, and another thing is that I don't actually roleplay. Perhaps I was just doing this to mess around. Did anyone think of that? Huh, all you smart people? Nope, you didn't. Furthermore, I will continue to ignore anyone I want, regardless of their history, for whatever reason I want. Just because I respond to one of these posts, doesn't mean I actually intend to do serious roleplaying.
then you shouldn't really post that should you? this is after all a roleplaying area of the forum!
Anyway, everyone please read my post above!
Actually given your size I think we'll take matters into our own hands. We don't tolerate terrorism.
Melicanium, prepare for troops to enter your territory. We would like to note at this point you have no military hardware so we'll make it short and sweet. We're heading straight for taking out your government. Abdicate (ie. give me your password) and your people shall be spared. Otherwise, troops are being prepared for an assault on your corrupt government.
Touch him, you die. n00b nation.
Actually given your size I think we'll take matters into our own hands. We don't tolerate terrorism.
Melicanium, prepare for troops to enter your territory. We would like to note at this point you have no military hardware so we'll make it short and sweet. We're heading straight for taking out your government. Abdicate (ie. give me your password) and your people shall be spared. Otherwise, troops are being prepared for an assault on your corrupt government.
Touch him, you die. n00b nation.
Thank you!
It's mostly because he doesn't have even close to the military power to wipe out a hairpin, and it's all bluffing. But I still don't like n00bs like him blowing up newbies for no reason.
Fine, bunch of [censored]ing terrorists... we'll call our guys off. The actual issue of the bombing is more important anyway!
The Selasse International Speedway in Defari during the Defarian Grand Prix will be attacked.
We have very firm intelligence to suggest this!
We will pay any nation 15,000$ for the use of a suicide bomber. They must be willing to go anywhere for their attack. T/G us if you are intereseted.
Such postings as the above only go to point to the ignorance of realities behind the political desperationof suicide bombers. It is through a sense of desperation and a lack of viable political alternatives that marginalized persons opt to take the last measure of political courage so as to give thier own life in an an attempt to promote a message or agenda. Only a mad person or a mercenary would willingly sell their life for mere money.
Any nations who send suicide bombers to the Ebony Islands will forced to face the swift might of the Defarian Armed Forces. The Ebony Islanders have tried our patience and we may be forced to go beyond peacekeeping in their nation.
Go further than your present oppression and see what happens. You already made this happen. Is this what you want?
It's mostly because he doesn't have even close to the military power to wipe out a hairpin, and it's all bluffing. But I still don't like n00bs like him blowing up newbies for no reason.
Excuse me I have nukes and I've made over twice the posts you have :wink:
It would be cheaper for you to simply abduct citizens, and threaten their families if they fail to comply.
A sickening tactic indeed, not one the Empire uses, however the mere threat of it should suffice.
It's mostly because he doesn't have even close to the military power to wipe out a hairpin, and it's all bluffing. But I still don't like n00bs like him blowing up newbies for no reason.
Excuse me I have nukes and I've made over twice the posts you have :wink:
I have nukes and I've made 1/50 the posts you have
Zvarinograd
13-10-2003, 11:07
OOC:
Coldorra, being able to develop nuclear weapons doesn't come with posts, it comes with time. Wait at least a month after the creation of your nation.
ooc - much too late to go back now. Plus I've got consent from alot of larger nations that it's ok :wink:
I want all nations who see this post to know that the Ebony Islanders sent a terrorist bomber to the event and killed several people and wounded more. Please help me eradicate this group.
People, and your nukes consist of what? Plastic, paper, and a hairpin? Ooohhh... wow... scary... now don't you dare threaten me or the carpet bombers from hell will come and bomb you into oblivion.
Demo-Bobylon
13-10-2003, 17:42
£15,000...
Would double my GDP...
No! Must resist temptation...
People, and your nukes consist of what? Plastic, paper, and a hairpin? Ooohhh... wow... scary... now don't you dare threaten me or the carpet bombers from hell will come and bomb you into oblivion.
:roll: I'm so scared...
Fine then. See my war thread, which I shall soon be posting.
Of the council of clan
13-10-2003, 19:04
OOC: ok who wants some popcorn for the newb/n00b fight?
*puts a bag in the microwave*
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Unum Veritas
13-10-2003, 19:18
This post was sad, pathetic, and oddly amusing. Sept. nations versus Oct. nations. Its almost tempting to send in the Veritasean fleets and annex every last one of them. But no, I shall resist the temptations and save the cash I would waste in taking over these newbs/n00bs. Hey, Of the council of clan, toss me a bag, eh?
Just to let you all know, we got the suicide bomber and he carried out his mission on the Defarian Grand Prix