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We dont want our stalkers and rapists, so we are selling them to you, so that your women folk know true fear!


amature stalker/rapist:
100$/month

http://www.att.com/fraud/images/toon_away.gif


experienced stalker (doesn't rape, just scares the hell out of you, very hard to catch):
150$/month

http://www.millan.net/anims/giffar/stalker.gif


Experienced stalker/rapist:
500$/month

http://www.mhvf.net/images/frames/stalker/stalker-stalker-full.jpg



we might add women that stalk men later!

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150
x
25
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750
3000
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$10500

is your total.

edit: for one month. if you want additional months, say so.

We would like to acquire a thousand of your most experienced stalkers, only stalkers!, and we hope to integrate them into our intelligence department (so kindly wipe out their records,) or perhaps we'd just send them over to a country we're at war with... so many possibilities!

So anyway, please, 1000 most experienced stalkers, and we will pay an additional surcharge for the destruction of their data in your computers.

Advise us of the costs.

1000
x
150
------
150,000

no additional charge for data wipe. for them to be permanent i require more money, though. the 150,000 is for one month, 1000 stalkers. if you want them to be permanent, pay me an even million.

"One million sounds very fair, however we must insist on complete destruction of the data, and we will only require these people for ten years. We are willing to pay the additional funds because we would require additional screening for the stalkers who would be willing to be in the service of the Esamopian government for ten entire years."

-Third Secretary, Esamopian embassy to Shing-lo

How much do you want to just let them all go in Dark Terror?

to just let all of the rest go in darkterror: i wont do it. you buy em from me and set them loose in darkterror. thats like a guy selling naval vessels to attack someone with them. the brice for the rest is 23 billion dollars.