NationStates Jolt Archive

After annexing the crater that was once LoA's land, we have finally found something useful to do with it.

We're selling the glass, for extreemly low prices.

$5 per 10 lbs.

Any takers?

Wowa! Would this be top quality glass? If so we will send 5 of our biggest Cargo Ships once they have finished the tasks they are on now!

Mr Todd 'Over Excited' Hargraves
Aqquisitoner for IH National Glass Company

radioactive glass, hmmn does that mean its already stained glowing green?
Good for churches then :wink:

Wowa! Would this be top quality glass? If so we will send 5 of our biggest Cargo Ships once they have finished the tasks they are on now!

Mr Todd 'Over Excited' Hargraves
Aqquisitoner for IH National Glass Company
Most highest quality glass. Dug right up out of the ... um... "ground". And there is alot of it.

Each Cargo Ship can carry approximately 500,000 Tonnes (Realistic??) they will be dispatched ASAP. Radioactivity teams will be standing by on some of the ships after being flown there by Air Force helicopters.

LMAO!

OOC:
Seriously though.

IC:
The United Socialist States of Zvarinograd would like to purchase LoA's lands from you for research in effective radiation cleanup methods. How much?

Each Cargo Ship can carry approximately 500,000 Tonnes (Realistic??)

Well a Douglas C-17A (huge rl transport) can carry ~80 tonnes :roll:

Each Cargo Ship can carry approximately 500,000 Tonnes (Realistic??) they will be dispatched ASAP. Radioactivity teams will be standing by on some of the ships after being flown there by Air Force helicopters.
2,500,000,000 USD or something to that extent.

OOC:
Seriously though.

IC:
The United Socialist States of Zvarinograd would like to purchase LoA's lands from you for research in effective radiation cleanup methods. How much?
I'll give you 500 square miles for free. Just take it. Have fun. Etc.

Um Seversky, I'd buy some glass, but theres a person in some of it *points to glass with a person melted into it*

OOH! Can I buy some? I need to build some underground military bases in case of war. How much do you want for...oh...100 miles of land?

OOH! Can I buy some? I need to build some underground military bases in case of war. How much do you want for...oh...100 miles of land?
I want your first born son. And yer soul

Um Seversky, I'd buy some glass, but theres a person in some of it *points to glass with a person melted into it*
Oh dont worry about that. He's... um... He's a worker, yeah, thats right, he's working down there, and such. Yeah. Thats the ticket. :wink:

Oh well in that case, I'll take 2000lbs of your high grade glass! w00t!

Oh well in that case, I'll take 2000lbs of your high grade glass! w00t!
1,000 USD. I think. I've been known to not be able to count, so you might want to check my math.

Also, would you like the glass that is glowing green, or the fancy blue kind?

I'd like a chunk of both! are there any other colours? we could make one cool-butt Presidential palace, with the Glass-Man as the Center Payn!

I'd like a chunk of both! are there any other colours? we could make one cool-butt Presidential palace, with the Glass-Man as the Center Payn!
Um... lets see here, we got some glowing blue and green as mentioned, and a little bit of red, and some violet and black. There's a little bit glowing yellow, but thats kinda like yellow snow. There's some orange too.

here, just take a ton of each (except yellow, of course).

Whoa! I can see straight through the earth to China! I'll take one pound, please, as a souvenir.

Whoa! I can see straight through the earth to China! I'll take one pound, please, as a souvenir.

Here ya go. 50 cents.

OOH! Can I buy some? I need to build some underground military bases in case of war. How much do you want for...oh...100 miles of land?
I want your first born son. And yer soul

Sure, take my first son, I can make 50 clones of him anyways

And my soul? Take it, I'm atheist anyways 8) 8) 8)

Thanks Seversky! *money wired* And now, LoA is actually useful to the world as glass!

OOH! Can I buy some? I need to build some underground military bases in case of war. How much do you want for...oh...100 miles of land?
I want your first born son. And yer soul

Sure, take my first son, I can make 50 clones of him anyways

And my soul? Take it, I'm atheist anyways 8) 8) 8)
Thanks.

Thanks Seversky! *money wired* And now, LoA is actually useful to the world as glass!
You know, he's more appriciated now then ever before he was glassed.

yuppers! awesome, this glass is fantastic!

OOC:
Do you sell LoA Craterade too?

OOC:
Do you sell LoA Craterade too?
Oh yes. $1 per 20 oz bottle.

Good, I'll take 100.

Good, I'll take 100.
$100. glowing or non glowing?

Wired.