hire-a-thug shop
The independantly owned bristilian company, Hire-a-thug has decided to hire its thugs out to the intenational community. The change of mind has come after the company realised that there was no buisness in the region of bristle due to good management and limited crime.
There are 5 varieties of thugs
Thug with no weapon.
These thugs are basically there for hand to hand combat. Good for tax collectors assistants as they look menacing. Also good for diving in front of people to stop bullets hitting them
Thug with knife
These thugs are better if some crazed loonatic tries to punch your leader to death. Withj a 10 Inch bowie knife they could stop anything but a tank*
Thug with Crowbar
These thugs are trained in the art and discipline of crowbar. They can make these lumps of metal do anything and are particullarly useful in gang wars
Thug with hand gun
These thugs are equipped with a 9mm pistol they are good for when you are confronted by a gang walking down a back alley. What the ruler of a country is doing walking down a dark alley they dont even care
thug with uzi
this is our top of the line thug. Shoots anything and everything that moves unless you tell them not to shoot.
Prices:(per thug)
Thug with no weapon:
$1000+$30 per hour
Thug with knife:
$1200+$32 per hour
Thug with Crow Bar:
$1400+$34 per hour
Thug with pistol:
$1600+$36 per hour
Thug with uzi:
$1800+$38 per hour
If a thug should die whilst doing his/her duty Death fee for a thug is $10,000
5% off if you calculate the price yourself
use this calculator (http://www.freewebs.com/timelapse/invoice.xls)
ooh! thugs! i want 15000000 thugs with no weapons!
15,000,000 (thats alot)
sorry we dont have that many. We have around one million thugs in total gathered from different nations in my region.
I'll take 2000 thugs with uzis for the duration of 500 hours. They will serve as my personal guard as well as to bolster my already strong police force. And if not, they can be substitute teachers.
2000*(1900+120*24)
=$9,560,000
Thugs will be sent upon recieving money
hmm...quite a small sum. *pays for it with his people's taxes*
it ios only for 120 hours
thugs have being sent
[note to self, 250th post, #tag#]
thugs with crow bar added. bump for increased sales
We would like to hire 35 of each type, for a total of 250 hours. Dont make them worry about what kind of work they will be doing before hand though, as all the time will be spent in classes to train them life skills beyond simply beating people in alleys.
Ancient and Holy Terra
30-10-2003, 10:43
Ancient Terra, as a member of the SR Control Region, denounces this latest attempt by Bristle to spread crime around the world. We see this as nothing but another attempt to make money with no regard for the consequences. However, it is not within our charter to interfere with your business merely because we disagree with it.
~Emperor El' Jonson, Leader of Ancient Terra~
~Talus Karn, Prime Minister of Ancient Terra~
(ooc: Don't take the above speech personally, I actually think this is a cool idea. Sorta like "rent-a-cop", except it's "rent-a-criminal". And the death fee is a nice touch. Carry on. :D)
I would like to order 16 Thugs with no weapons, I'd like 4 of them at a time to work in 6-hour shifts following the Rotovian President around and making him look tough.
The Chancellory of Handschar wishes to hire 1,000 thugs with uzis for 100 hours on a mission to the capital of Bristle to attempt to assassinate it's leader.
(OOC: Bwahahah)
Ancient Terra, as a member of the SR Control Region, denounces this latest attempt by Bristle to spread crime around the world. We see this as nothing but another attempt to make money with no regard for the consequences. However, it is not within our charter to interfere with your business merely because we disagree with it.
~Emperor El' Jonson, Leader of Ancient Terra~
~Talus Karn, Prime Minister of Ancient Terra~
(ooc: Don't take the above speech personally, I actually think this is a cool idea. Sorta like "rent-a-cop", except it's "rent-a-criminal". And the death fee is a nice touch. Carry on. :D)
Actually its more to order out to tax collectors so i guess it is criminal :lol:
The Chancellory of Handschar wishes to hire 1,000 thugs with uzis for 100 hours on a mission to the capital of Bristle to attempt to assassinate it's leader.
(OOC: Bwahahah)
order confirmed
Wait a minut, Lapse is the capital of bristle,
and i am the leader
AHHHHHH
*goes insane*
We would like to hire 35 of each type, for a total of 250 hours. Dont make them worry about what kind of work they will be doing before hand though, as all the time will be spent in classes to train them life skills beyond simply beating people in alleys.
I would like to order 16 Thugs with no weapons, I'd like 4 of them at a time to work in 6-hour shifts following the Rotovian President around and making him look tough.
I agree with Terra. This is simply a face for organised crime. This could be a serious issue later, and indeed could spread crime. It is most definately a questionable practice.
i could insert a flame war here but instead i will argue against sr's claims as a person
firstly, they are noit gangsters, they are thugs. they are body guards. not criminals. it is also up to the nation how they use these people, and any harm caused to anyone or anything is not the resposnibility of lapse
I want a huge force to attack you
I'll pay big
I want a huge force to attack you
I'll pay big
ill have to suggest you look at teh prvious page, someone has already tried that
The Chancellory of Handschar wishes to hire 1,000 thugs with uzis for 100 hours on a mission to the capital of Bristle to attempt to assassinate it's leader.
(OOC: Bwahahah)
order confirmed
Wait a minut, Lapse is the capital of bristle,
and i am the leader
AHHHHHH
*goes insane*
I would like a reorder, max amount of uzi thugs to take the capital city of Bristle, in an attempt to have the leader under my command.