Sirocco And Shing-Lo: Its Personal.
Cmon, you coward! osaki challenges you to a fish fight!
*grabs some ninja starfish, mouns his seahorse and readies his swordfish*
"come at me, you coward!"
"You think yourself ready for such a battle, but I sense that the fish is not so strong with you, my hasty friend."
*clamps crab to Shing-Lo's unmentionables*
Semi-OOC: If Dregruk or someone could come and assist, I'd be very thankful, right now I'm stuck with NuMetal, wearing a tutu in a Transylvanian-esque castle in another RP at the moment...
OOC: im sitting on a horse, you cant get to my unmentionables!
IC: takes a swing at sirocco with swordfish, misses and throws a ninja starfish at him... it streaks towards his head
Of course I can! They're right there! You know those (damn, can't mention 'em) holes on your nose.
*is hit by starfish*
Damn.
*flump*
"that was easy...."
"...NO! i will not be fooled by siroccan tricks! the ninja starfish didn't kill him, i know it....!"
*opens eyes and swings swordfish at Shing-Lo's legs*
Harhar!
:P
Draws barrcuda from sheathe. "Now, I will show you the real art of fish-fui!"
Barracuda bites Roania on nose. "NAH!"
*seahorse is maimed, Osaki topples from his mount*
"arr! i knew it!"
*draws his sword fish*
"we are on even ground, now."
"i am prepared to die today. are you?"
"Pfft, if you're prepared, it's OK with me!"
*lunges*
*throws swordfish, misses by inches*
"damn!"
*gets shoulders under him and throws him across the room*
"hah!"
*lunges for his sword*
*reaches sword and spins around*
"have at thee!"
*attacks*
"Zounds! Is it a friend? Or anenome?!" (Sp?!)
*jumps into air and flings jellyfishbomb down*
"Harhar!"
*takes puffer fish out of pocket, puffs it up to make shield, jellyfish bomb bounces off*
"hah! you ill not kill me so easily, knave! prepare to meet your maker!"
*charges in with sword swinging wildly*
*deflects attack easily with swordfish*
Shing-Lo... the fish is strong with you... I am your fisher.
[yadda yadda]
*swings swordfish towards Shing-Lo's hand...*
*Shing-Lo blocks his strike just barely. he counters by throwing his swordfish at sirocco and whipping out his BladeMaster SwordFish*
"hah! you have no chance against my BladeMaster forms!"
*shing-lo begins the dance of death, attacking sirocco with forms like parting the silk and boar rushes down the mountain*
"I must seek the void... the oneness..."
*his eyes glow with a strange blue light and his efforts redouble*
East Islandia
11-10-2003, 03:49
(in scharwznegger voice)
GET DOWN!!! (whips out G36 and fires at everyone wit rubber bullets)
*balefire shoots from osakis hands, instantly making the man with the guns cease to exist*
"yahh!"
"now, sirocco. you die!"
5million on sirroco
CAN I SEND HIM TO HELL!
East Islandia
11-10-2003, 04:02
Meanwhile, another guy sits down and watches.
*makes a flying leap at sirocco, swordfish pointed unerringly towards his heart*
"die, you foul creature from beyond the blight!"
The sword pierces siroccos heart... he staggers around blindly... then smiles. "you did not think you could defeat me that easily, did you?"
"what??"
"you fool osaki, you have no chance against me!"
the plot thickens...
OOC: sorry about posting for you sirocco, but i got bored...
*is slightly alarmed to find his mouth moving on it's own accord*
"Wha...? Wha's an osaki?!"
*hefts hammerhead shark*
"I'm gonna nail ya!"
Goobergunchia
11-10-2003, 18:38
5million on sirroco
CAN I SEND HIM TO HELL!
[ooc: He was in Hell, but he then went to Heaven, got tossed out, and is now in Lazarus.]
"Come, ye creature from beyond the grave!"
*whips out his morning starfish*
"hah!"
OOC: osaki is my ruler... the one you are fighting....
OOC: Ah.
IC: Ah!
*brings hammerhead shark in graceful arc towards Osaki's head*
*dives to the side and swings morning starfish at siroccos somach*
*Somach takes full impact*
Do you know how much somachs cost?! You swine!
*summons the Crayfish twins*
Get 'im boys!
"AHH!"
*takes a puffer fish out of his pocket aquarium and throws it at the crayfish twins*
"hah!"
*whirls his morning starfish around and attacks sirocco once more, this time going for the head*
*is hit but recovers magnificently by feigning unconsciousness... um... very well...*
*seeing that his foe is unconsious, osaki swings the morning starfish for the head again, wanting to kill him this time*
*ponders over this tricky situation*
*shrugs*
*dies*
*Osaki stands over his defeated foe*
"this goes to show!"
"no one can beat Osaki at fish fighting!"
"exept maybe king siroc, who i wanted to fishfight, but he is in lazerus."
"good thing, too."
"i win, goodnight!"