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Inauna establishes "Dark Knights" special ops unit

11-10-2003, 01:17
The nation of Inauna has established a special ops unit designated the "Dark Knights". It is designed to limit and eliminate any terrorist groups or terrorist-related activities which could harm or endanger the lives of innocent people across the world. Inaunan Supervisor of Defense Jake Vinson had this to say: "I believe it is in the best interests of Inauna and the world to have an elite group of people who are willing to defend and honor freedom all over the world. I am sure these brave and honorable individuals will make all Inaunans proud to call them as one of their own."

Supervisor of Defense Jake Vinson

Supervisor Vinson named former bounty hunter/mercenary and current Inaunan Marine Corporal Matt Gdanske as the head of the "Dark Knights".
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New Commander of the Dark Knights Special Ops Team

Here is what Mr. Gdanske had to say: "I thank Supervisor Vinson for naming me Commander of the Dark Knights Special Ops. I owe him a debt of gratitude and I will not let him and neither the nation of Inauna down. I will not disgrace the uniform."
He also added an interesting but colorful quote which caught the attention of the media. "I will make sure those maggot-infested bastards who dare to threaten to take away the good people's God-given rights and freedoms will suffer and pay the price for what they did."
"I'll make sure we'll be using their skulls as cereal bowls when its time for breakfast."