Sudden Nuclear Strike Destroys All
The country of Dilpo has lain dormant slowly and quietly building up its nuclear arsenal until now. Having developed the most powerful thermo-nuclear weapons on the planet and latest devices to bypass opposing country defense; The United Socialist States of Dilpo has devised a master plan. It has begun its strike and approximately 23 seconds afterwards, the strike is over. Having all contacts checked in and confirmed detonated the world was doomed as the last blast obliteration the United Socialist States of Dilpo itself. After enough blasts to effectively carpet bomb the Earth 3 times over this once green and blue planet has been reduced to several chunks of smoldering rock. The chance for survival is none as the gravitational field of the former Earth fades and the gasiouse cloud that once was its atmosphere glides off as nothing more then a super-charged radioactive cloud of negative ions. The moon was sent spiraling towards the sun for a show of the United Socialist States of Dilpo greatest technological breakthrough yet. The moon has exploded as it was the carrier of the most destructive weapon that was ever conceived. The sun explodes, expanding rapidly vaporizing everything in its path before falling upon itself and creating a black hole. All remaining satellites of the sun were immediately sucked in and destroyed.
The Nomadic Peoples of Aivul struggled against his might, and ultimately failed.
The Island States
11-10-2003, 00:41
*fires IGNORE cannon*
Official Statement From Omzian Foreign Affairs Minister:
*Laughter*
what were you thinking dilpo? without sunlight my weed crops will fail! Oh yeah, and the whole destruction of the earth might put a damper on my harvesting.
:roll: *splashes water on Dilpo's face to wake him up* If anyone in our little corner of the world is going to go nuke-happy, it's me. :P :twisted: :wink:
Crookfur
11-10-2003, 00:45
Hhmmm, unfortunatly this falls totally under the banner of Godmoding , and more than a little silly to boot.
The Island States
11-10-2003, 00:48
Reading the description for International Forums would shed some light on why this isn't such a good idea.
You are a pansy, Island states, I challenge you to a duel.
wait wait, godMODING? I AM god! But, I'm not godmoding. I figure I'll let you mortals have an equal opportunity for world domination on here. :wink:
:shock: Nnooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
.:Stubs Toe:.
.:Dies:.
Zvarinograd
11-10-2003, 00:52
OOC:
Quickly flooded by idiocracy and spam. Moderator alert. :!:
ur n00klr stk es prvntd buy mi supa-invicble sheild ting! I INVDE U WIT TN BLLUN TOOPS!
LOL0OLOOLOLLOLLO!!!!!1111!!!1!!!ONE MILLION!!!111!!!11TEN!!!1111!FIVE111!!
Well i counter your invasion with.......................................... umm.... lets see A TACO IF INFINANT DOOM!
Aivul sends aid of 1 million bows to Dilpo.
/me throws a taco at dilpo
Kampfgruppe 400
11-10-2003, 01:01
Oops. No more world. No more NationStates. Let's pack it in everybody, Dilbert killed us. :cry:
/me moans
Heh, good times. For all of you who dont understand, dont ask :wink:
*eats the world, including every last Krispy Kream doughnut*
The Gulf States
11-10-2003, 01:30
*eats the world, including every last Krispy Kream doughnut*
*Has a Krispy Kreme factory in his secret hideout in the opposite end of the universe*
Esamopia
11-10-2003, 01:39
Brilliant... now if the fool ever posts again, he'll be effectively ignoring his own announcement about the end of our solar system... I've never had the opportunity of seeing anyone firing an ignore cannon on him/herself!
Kormanthor
11-10-2003, 04:50
:lol:
*carpet nukes every planet in every dimension simaoultaniously at every peroid of time, effectivly wiping out all traces of the universe or its existance on any level, suprisingly, David Orick still survives to lift the last remaining bowling ball (made of styrofoam) from the last remaining piece of lenolium in existance at any location at any time and in any dimension.*
The End.
Kanuckistan
11-10-2003, 05:10
God: "Damnit, now I've got to start all over again!"
Satan: "I told you that whole free-will thing was a bad idea."
God glares at the fallen one, "Don't you have something better to do?"
Satan: "Spoilsport"
Kormanthor
24-12-2003, 18:01
Fires our largest IGNORE CANNON
Fires our largest IGNORE CANNON
http://upl.mine.nu/uplfolders/upload3/badthread41.jpg
Midlonia
24-12-2003, 21:16
HRH himself made this statement today
,,!,,
BLARGistania
24-12-2003, 21:17
cough cough. . .moving right along then. . .
The Diplomatic Minister of Wengard sends his deepest regrets for the hallucinogens the population of your country has consumed. We send our hearts out to you and wish for a safe recovery.
DILBERT!!! Did you go off blowing up the world agaqin?! Yes mother. Well don't do it again lol :lol:
One thing Dil if you destroy the earth your destroyed too! But u didn't plan ahead so now we are all dead. MORON!! :x
Kormanthor
25-12-2003, 19:16
Fires our largest IGNORE CANNON
FIRES OUR LARGEST IGNORE CANNON....AGAIN!!!!!
Kormanthor
25-12-2003, 19:19
Nice Pic Skulzz
Nice Pic Skulzz
You most certainly deserved it, Mr. Resurrect a Thread From October... :roll:
Kormanthor
30-12-2003, 09:42
[quote=Kormanthor]Nice Pic Skulzz
You most certainly deserved it, Mr. Resurrect a Thread From October...
You know you shouldn't let small unimportant things like this upset
you so much Skullzz. Stress Kills :wink:
Nice Pic Skulzz
You most certainly deserved it, Mr. Resurrect a Thread From October...
You know you shouldn't let small unimportant things like this upset
you so much Skullzz. Stress Kills :wink:
Nuh-uh. Stress STINKS.... Arrid works. Actually, it really doesn't. :| I prefer Old Spice myself.
OH NOES!!!! TEH DESTRUCTION OF MY HOME IN MA COUNTRY!!! OH NOES
***Duff man can't breath, OH NO!
Kinda makes you wish the Bible ended on page 2