NationStates Jolt Archive


Criminal CEO - bad touch

10-10-2003, 17:36
A recent interview with the newly selected CEO of Miweenia revealed, among many things, that he was once convicted of pedophilia.

Miweenian law allows the CEO to have been convicted of any crime, as long as he/she is able to raise profits substantially.

The people of Miweenia have shown strong objection to this turn of events, but seem powerless to prevent it short of open rebellion.

"We shouldn't have a man with that kind of past making our laws and trade arrangements," says Centrifuge resident Billy Squire, "he'll be using his influence to gratify hisself."

"C'mon!" refutes middle manager Alby Darned, "the man has served his time and managed to still become a respected business leader! He should be allowed to move forward, and take us with him!"