I warn you not to attack me
If everyone would kindly avoid attacking my country, then I will not attack yours. I forwarn you that if I am attacked, then I will quickly destroy you, your country, your region, and your social status.
If everyone would kindly avoid attacking my country, then I will not attack yours. I forwarn you that if I am attacked, then I will quickly destroy you, your country, your region, and your social status.
You can destroy me?
I'm WAY older than you.
Zvarinograd
10-10-2003, 02:05
OOC:
Dude, no, don't make him. He's just as wary of tin pot dictators as anyone is.
Arribastan
10-10-2003, 02:05
I warn you to back off threatening older nations when they can thrash you without moving a finger
La Famiglia
10-10-2003, 02:06
That's a real knee slapper. *slaps knee*
Keep in mind that your nation was made on the 30th of September. That means that your army is... well, it's very very small.
Trust me, if I were to invade you, you'd be dead in a split second.
This isn't an act of agression, just a warning. There are a lot of other nations out there that are a lot less forgiving to newbs than me.
-Don Johan Glas
Luna Amore
10-10-2003, 02:07
2 weeks older = way older?
Than I must Father Time compared to you too!
You mean people like me...*does sinister laugh*...but do not fret young one, until you actually start attacking older nations for the heck of it, no harm shall come.
La Famiglia
10-10-2003, 02:08
So if Luna Amore is Father Time compared to Anti-Terror, I must be Dick Clark compared to the lot of you.
He's just saying not to invade him.
Luna Amore
10-10-2003, 02:09
So if Luna Amore is Father Time compared to Anti-Terror, I must be Dick Clark compared to the lot of you. :lol:
Zvarinograd
10-10-2003, 02:09
OOC:
He's just saying not to invade him.
That's the wish of a heck of a lot of other nations.
If everyone would kindly avoid attacking my country, then I will not attack yours. I forwarn you that if I am attacked, then I will quickly destroy you, your country, your region, and your social status.
You can destroy me?
I'm WAY older than you.
ROFL
Official response from Omzian Foreign Minister
*Loud laugh*
Jewishokistan do you think you could do anything to me? LOL.
I could crush you like an ant.
Arribastan
10-10-2003, 02:15
Jewishokistan do you think you could do anything to me? LOL.
I could crush you like an ant.
OOC:Did you have a war with a nation named Hot Apples ever? I remember that from my early days (before the resurrection)
Zvarinograd
10-10-2003, 02:15
Analysis:
Apparently, the guy only wants peace for himself but he's willing to protect and ensure it by destroying whoever does disturb him.
Conclusion:
Misunderstood, the person also needs a flash fact on just how strong the tin pot dictators who randomly attack anyone is.
Oh well... I'm not even gonna bother with this one, you guys can do what you like, I'm tired of young nations telling me they could defeat my army.
Do what you like to him.
I love it. "I HAVEORZ TEH BIG ARMIEZ WIT TEH MANY STEEL PENISES!"
And I'm not talking about the newb.
No need to fear young nation, you wouldn't even be worht the cost of moving the fleet or the Imperial Armies into possition to quash you. It might have been a better tact to simply stay out of the national spotlight, and threatening other nations is a bad, bad bad idea.
IC:
we have developed in our nation a progam on how to select/de-select/analize/observe a potential enemy/friend
initializing program......................
defensive nature: noted
offensive nature: counted
status report: new
age status: september nation
economy: average
aggressive status: paranoia
passive status: none
trade potential: yes
military status: weak
military training: suicidal type
conclusion:
one of the new batch of newbies initializing protective/defensive measures to protect their nation although not yet bordering on lunacy and stupidity.
recommendation:
a. Trade
b. War
c. Ignore
ending program analysis....done....
we, the nation of Darkstar would prefer option a. Trade because it would be more beneficial than b or c. :D
Furry Folk
10-10-2003, 02:24
If everyone would kindly avoid attacking my country, then I will not attack yours. I forwarn you that if I am attacked, then I will quickly destroy you, your country, your region, and your social status.
Notes the chest thumping of the clawless one, considers suggesting a name change to 'Jokeistan' but then deceids it's not worth the bandwidth and goes back to cleaning her fur.
Furry Folk
10-10-2003, 02:24
If everyone would kindly avoid attacking my country, then I will not attack yours. I forwarn you that if I am attacked, then I will quickly destroy you, your country, your region, and your social status.
Notes the chest thumping of the clawless one, considers suggesting a name change to 'Jokeistan' but then deceids it's not worth the bandwidth and goes back to cleaning her fur.
How about a change to the regular proposal of fools?
I am a weak country, I have no army, poor trade, and could be crushed by ANYONE AT ALL.
Please, don't crush me....
At least drag it out.