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I am forming a coalition to attack Jono Land as he keeps Godmoding and declaring war on everyone. Saying he has nukes when he hasen't. Ect.
If you wish to join please ask.
Members.
Aust: Pledge: 30,000 men 3,000 tanks, 2,000 aircraft.

I think it is lima beens now :roll:
anyway, he will just godmod like he always has. if he starts getting allies TG me and i will help.

Fine go ahead

I'll pledge all my milatary to defeat Jono Land

Lets nuke Lima Beens and Old Tuting Land.

Why nuke Lima beens what has he done?

Lets nuke Lima Beens and Old Tuting Land.
Why Lima beens he has pledged not to godmod and i'm going to help him RP. Lima beens I need a proper list of forces

Lima beens = Jono Land btw. :? it's a puppet nation

Lets nuke Lima Beens and Old Tuting Land.
Why Lima beens he has pledged not to godmod and i'm going to help him RP. Lima beens I need a proper list of forces
Lima beens is Jono Land. he admitted it. :roll:

ok here are our foces that have been confirmed and delviered 20 Nimitz class aircraft carriers

40 Iowa class battleships

40 L.A. class submarines

40 Ticonderoga class cruisers

25 VLSs

1000 SPRUANCE class destroyers

10 Nuclear ICBMs

100 KMB-1 Firestarters

200 sea F-22s

25 B-52s

100 B-2s

400 F/A-18 Super Hornets

Note if having this is god modding we'll delite some

Declaring war for OOC reasons? You should know better than that....

/me tuts

This has been an OOC post.

ahem you should not attack him till I say, me and several others who wanted to glass one of Jonolands other nations worked out a deal I train him then as a undisclosed date he is tested to see how he preforms. If I fail by all means glass him over but if I succeed then no more nuking ANY of his nations without a valid reason IE." he's jonoland and he has a funny name so I declare war on him" won't do.

here's a link to the deal made

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=78665&start=60

I'll help the campiagn against Lima Beans and his puppets, if there is one yet.

Lets nuke Lima Beens and Old Tuting Land.
Why Lima beens he has pledged not to godmod and i'm going to help him RP. Lima beens I need a proper list of forces
Lima beens is Jono Land. he admitted it. :roll:

But can you say that ICly?

This has been an OOC post.

Ok, I must say this once again.

Jono Land doesn't equal Lima Beans IN CHARACTER. The only link between the two is that they are owned OOC by the same person. So if you are attacking Lima Beans because he "is jono land" you are decalring war for an OOC reason, which, by the way, isn't good.

Maybe logistics don't work on you fools..

[Sigh]
-The Endless Persuit of Logistics

ok here are our foces that have been confirmed and delviered 20 Nimitz class aircraft carriers

40 Iowa class battleships

40 L.A. class submarines

40 Ticonderoga class cruisers

25 VLSs

1000 SPRUANCE class destroyers

10 Nuclear ICBMs

100 KMB-1 Firestarters

200 sea F-22s

25 B-52s

100 B-2s

400 F/A-18 Super Hornets

Note if having this is god modding we'll delite some
I can't see it being Godmoding. They may be the same nation but I have two different nations and they both have different caricters. Theres no chance for reform if we don't give him a chance.

Lima Beans might threaten to attack me...

Is that a valid reason for war?

exactly TROUSRS, I'd rather sick and tried and disappoint by the fact that he's constantly getting glassed jsut because he's the same guy who had Jonolands

thats also why I'm trying to help him

ok here are our foces that have been confirmed and delviered 20 Nimitz class aircraft carriers

40 Iowa class battleships

40 L.A. class submarines

40 Ticonderoga class cruisers

25 VLSs

1000 SPRUANCE class destroyers

10 Nuclear ICBMs

100 KMB-1 Firestarters

200 sea F-22s

25 B-52s

100 B-2s

400 F/A-18 Super Hornets

Note if having this is god modding we'll delite some
GODMOD. The USA doesn't have that many B-2s or Nimitzes, or Iowas. You shouldn't have B-2s, Nukes, or Nimitzes period. And 1000 Spurnace Destroyers? Kid, there ain't that many destroyers of ANY KIND in the WORLD.

Woah...

Lima Beans with 40 Battlseships? No.

ok here are our foces that have been confirmed and delviered 20 Nimitz class aircraft carriers

40 Iowa class battleships

40 L.A. class submarines

40 Ticonderoga class cruisers

25 VLSs

1000 SPRUANCE class destroyers

10 Nuclear ICBMs

100 KMB-1 Firestarters

200 sea F-22s

25 B-52s

100 B-2s

400 F/A-18 Super Hornets

Note if having this is god modding we'll delite some
that is f*king godmodding. :roll:
need any more proof?
he's a week old.
F-22's, however modified, can't go off a carrier. (somebody just told me) I have like 45 destroyers. a thousand? I am a June nation. teach him not to godmod.

Lets nuke Lima Beens and Old Tuting Land.
Why Lima beens he has pledged not to godmod and i'm going to help him RP. Lima beens I need a proper list of forces
Lima beens is Jono Land. he admitted it. :roll:

But can you say that ICly?

This has been an OOC post.

Goobergunchia, I wish to discuss an alliance of a sort with you, seeing we have the some similar basic morals.

HOW IS

40 Iowa class battleships

40 L.A. class submarines

40 Ticonderoga class cruisers

25 VLSs

1000 SPRUANCE class destroyers

NOT GODMODDING! Jeebus! I see no way how he would be able to man those ships! There would be 40,000 Personnel on the Battleships alone, not to mention hes getting 20 Nimitz Aircraft carriers. I don't care if he made 600 Billion, thats not going to be enough to maintain all of that!

He's not going to stop godmodding, until we beat him at his own game fairly.

Woah...

Lima Beans with 40 Battlseships? No.
With 1000 Spurnaces? HELL NO.

Um... Isn't Jono Land a crater?

Lima Beans might threaten to attack me...

Is that a valid reason for war?

Only if (a) he actually does threaten or (b) you RP the threat caused by him well (think George Bush).

This has been an OOC post.

Jonoland is a crater, but this isn't the Jonoland nation.

He needs to be stopped clearly. You guys have said you would teach him how to RP, I have yet to see any improvement, in fact hes spending more, and has even bought ICBMs. Him becoming a Nuclear power is reason enough ICly to attack him.

He needs to be stopped clearly. You guys have said you would teach him how to RP, I have yet to see any improvement, in fact hes spending more, and has even bought ICBMs. Him becoming a Nuclear power is reason enough ICly to attack him.

I agree.

Let's start a campaign: The War Against Godmodders

He's not going to stop godmodding, until we beat him at his own game fairly


[sigh] such childish reasons...if any of you even bothered to read my post it would say I'm trying to help him but if he's constantly under attack for past mistakes he's never going to truely learn form them

thnak god real life leaders aren't this gun-ho


*ADDED* I have jsut begun to start teaching him have patience

Lets nuke Lima Beens and Old Tuting Land.
Why Lima beens he has pledged not to godmod and i'm going to help him RP. Lima beens I need a proper list of forces
Lima beens is Jono Land. he admitted it. :roll:

But can you say that ICly?

This has been an OOC post.

Goobergunchia, I wish to discuss an alliance of a sort with you, seeing we have the some similar basic morals.

I'm open to an alliance...this "War on N00bs" is going to have to be stopped.

This has been an OOC post...sort of.

I know Lima Beans and he won't listen to anyone except for his supporters.

He needs to be stopped clearly. You guys have said you would teach him how to RP, I have yet to see any improvement, in fact hes spending more, and has even bought ICBMs. Him becoming a Nuclear power is reason enough ICly to attack him.

I agree.

Let's start a campaign: The War Against Godmodders
Most pointless RP ever...
"The 10 F-111s release their bunker buster bombs on *insert godmodder* hardened hangars and bases."
"No, my 1000 Spurnace destroyers kill all of them. We use our 90 SSBNs to launch nukes at your country, and destroy ur capital. PWNAGE! w00t! I am teh l33test!"

Exacly.

We'll see if he can RP properly.

Yes New Empire, thats what I imagine it to be like, why do you think I haven't declared war? If Lima beens attacks me, I won't ignore him. I'll just be sure to equip my units with Water Guns to destroy his Cardboard Military.

:lol:

I find 11 year olds with bugspray and matches to be much more effective.

Lima Bean Military = Carboard Pictures

Why?

Where the F*** did he get that stuff from?

Though small, the USSK pledges what good fighting men it has to your cause, i would gladly help you dispose of the threat. I hope our alliance will continue after this operation.

Chairman of the USSK

Ben Dover first heard about the Lima Bean Inncident while he was playing tennis. He had heard that many people were mistaking Lima Beans for a crater named Jono Land. How can you missname a nation he thought?

Lima Beans = Jono Land

Why?

I know him.

And looks like we got enough supporters to destroy Lima Beans's (a.k.a. Jono Land) Cardboard Military.

Where the F*** did he get that stuff from?
Well, when a man and a woman love eachother very much-
:shock:
Uhh, whoops, whole different question.

Out of the Great Cardboard Factories, abundant in all godmodding nations.

New Empire, I'd like to buy your Bugspray and Matches. How much?

Where the F*** did he get that stuff from?
Well, when a man and a woman love eachother very much-
:shock:
Uhh, whoops, whole different question.

Out of the Great Cardboard Factories, abundant in all godmodding nations.

I wonder how many Cardboard Factories are there? 1? 2?

$9.00 per kit, comes with one bugspray canister-
http://www.twinsupply.com/CDRA2990.JPG
and 1 large box of matches-
http://linux.clare.cam.ac.uk/~dct25/photos/cooks-matches.jpg
--Random Cr@p Department--

:lol:

:lol:

[sigh] ignorence... so many wanna-be gorge bush's ... he walked over to hit computer and began writing up a small letter addressed to TROUSRS

"seems like peple jsut want one small excuse to blow up anything with their new and shiney toys, they never learn that even the small child make mistakes and learns from them sometimes it might take a parents guidence to help him but the child will learn.. sometime maybe we should play tennis or something?


James Blue
leader of Zenmensonsou
[signature]

j00r pr|c3s R 2 hIg}{! I dEclirEs w4R 0n j00! DISTROY ALL EVIL!

j00r pr|c3s R 2 hIg}{! I dEclirEs w4R 0n j00! DISTROY ALL EVIL!

And the :arrow: Campaign Against Godmodders :!: has started.

Ok. You guys are pissing me off. This post is OOC, let me tell you something. How many times will it take until I can instill into your tiny, pathetic brains what role play is and the difference betwee IC and OOC? Will I have to stoop down to your level and flame, spam, and suck at In Character talk? NO! I wont be dragged now to your level of intelligence or lack there of. Lima Beans, make a new nation, don't talk with any of these people again and just pretend they aren't even around. Thats my suggestion because these guys obviously have no reasons to attack you other than OOC, and they wont be getting the idea of GOOD ROLE PLAY instilled in their heads anytime soon.

NationStates is a great game, peope like these ruin it. Lima Beans, if you want to enjoy this game, start over. And if ANYONE gives him hell about it on his new nation, you will deal with the wrath of Liechtenstein.

Lima beens I suggest you listen to TROUSRS, he's completely right, if you do start over and would like to continue those lessons send me a TG and we'll continue you your new identity and I promise I won't tell a sole who you are.

We need to nuke:
Old Tuting Land
Har Land
Lima Beens
all his other puppets and any new ones which spring up

We need to nuke:
Old Tuting Land
Har Land
Lima Beens
all his other puppets and any new ones which spring upYou give him hell, I will repay it with 5 times the might. Damn I'm sinking down to your level. Leave the dude alone. Each different nation is new. One nation doesn't equal another. Shut up about it.

Ok. You guys are pissing me off. This post is OOC, let me tell you something. How many times will it take until I can instill into your tiny, pathetic brains what role play is and the difference betwee IC and OOC? Will I have to stoop down to your level and flame, spam, and suck at In Character talk? NO! I wont be dragged now to your level of intelligence or lack there of. Lima Beans, make a new nation, don't talk with any of these people again and just pretend they aren't even around. Thats my suggestion because these guys obviously have no reasons to attack you other than OOC, and they wont be getting the idea of GOOD ROLE PLAY instilled in their heads anytime soon.

NationStates is a great game, peope like these ruin it. Lima Beans, if you want to enjoy this game, start over. And if ANYONE gives him hell about it on his new nation, you will deal with the wrath of Liechtenstein.

Trousrs, you say you won't degrade yourself to our level by flamming, and yet you have by making this post. Don't be Hypocritical. If Lima beens gets rid of his ungodly Navy, then of course I will treat him with respect. I don't right now because he just refuses to learn the rules. We tell him that he can't make such large purchases and yet he continues to do so. If you teach him how to Proporly RP and learn the game, then sure, hes welcome into any RP. We have surely told him to read the New Player threads, and it just seems to go through one ear and out the other. And please provide an example of poor Roleplaying by me.

We need to nuke:
Old Tuting Land
Har Land
Lima Beens
all his other puppets and any new ones which spring upYou give him hell, I will repay it with 5 times the might. Damn I'm sinking down to your level. Leave the dude alone. Each different nation is new. One nation doesn't equal another. Shut up about it.
You try to give me hell, I remind you that my SDI is rated against 6800 ICBms and Belem will destroy you.

If LB is nothing to do with JL, then why-oh-why does he keep buying things witht he 600 billion he got from selling JL, and why does he constantly spend it. He must have bought about 1 trillion dollars worth of stuff with that 600 billion. Which he never even got in the first place, because the bid was withdrawn.

DT, i'm with you on this one.

I'm open to an alliance...this "War on N00bs" is going to have to be stopped.

This has been an OOC post...sort of.I will help! I will help you nine times!
Okay, I just felt like saying (and didn't mean) the nine times part, but I will help...

If LB is nothing to do with JL, then why-oh-why does he keep buying things witht he 600 billion he got from selling JL, and why does he constantly spend it. He must have bought about 1 trillion dollars worth of stuff with that 600 billion. Which he never even got in the first place, because the bid was withdrawn.

DT, i'm with you on this one.
I popped back into existence? :wink:

Anyway Artitsa and I are ready to destory Lima Beens...

Sorry if some of my last posts weren't acceptable, just adding some humor.

Now, I agree JL should start a new nation. But frankly, he always says, Jono Land gave me nukes, money, such and such. He should also stop godmodding. A nation the size of Ecuador doesn't have 1000 destroyers, and 40 battleships and 40 carriers, a long with 100 B-2s. If someone doesn't beat into his head some common sense, this will keep happening OVER and OVER again.

If LB is nothing to do with JL, then why-oh-why does he keep buying things witht he 600 billion he got from selling JL, and why does he constantly spend it. He must have bought about 1 trillion dollars worth of stuff with that 600 billion. Which he never even got in the first place, because the bid was withdrawn.

DT, i'm with you on this one.
I popped back into existence? :wink:

Anyway Artitsa and I are ready to destory Lima Beens...

Yep. Scared the sh1t out of my reconnaisance satellite operators.

If LB is nothing to do with JL, then why-oh-why does he keep buying things witht he 600 billion he got from selling JL, and why does he constantly spend it. He must have bought about 1 trillion dollars worth of stuff with that 600 billion. Which he never even got in the first place, because the bid was withdrawn.

DT, i'm with you on this one.
I popped back into existence? :wink:

Anyway Artitsa and I are ready to destory Lima Beens...
can i help?
(652 million population. i was resurrected) 8)

Yes, I agree he godmodes, but declaring war on him is NOT the solution.
Let's see...there are *eight potential hostiles here...I'll send two carrier groups to visit each of them. They will just barely stay in international waters.
*Knows nothing about how presidents handle the deployment of carrier groups and thus will not have the president tell some aide to arrange this*

*Aust
Arribastan
Dark Terror
Lima Beens
Harmona
Artitsa
Krostovia
McLeod03

Yes, I agree he godmodes, but declaring war on him is NOT the solution.
Let's see...there are eight potential hostiles here...I'll send two carrier groups to visit each of them. They will just barely stay in international waters.
OOC: *Knows nothing about how presidents handle the deployment of carrier groups and thus will not have the president tell some aide to arrange this*
My 4 carrier groups could destroy yours if you got within range.

If the country becomes a lake, its stops being a problem. No godmodding retard, no problem.

Everyone is free to help. TROUSRS< if you like him so much, you can give him a puppet afterwards.

My 4 carrier groups could destroy yours if you got within range.Then I will send eight carrier groups to visit you.
OOC: Note that my navy is as far as I know the largest and most advanced near-modern tech navy in all of NationStates.

i want to let every one no that im not a jono land/lima beans puppet

i also know both jono land and harmona as people

and have talked to both recently

lima beans is not about to god mod i garuntee and if he does let me know and there will be hell to pay

My 4 carrier groups could destroy yours if you got within range.Then I will send eight carrier groups to visit you.
OOC: Note that my navy is as far as I know the largest and most advanced near-modern tech navy in all of NationStates.
Then I will send 12 to destroy them.

i want to let every one no that im not a jono land/lima beans puppet

i also know both jono land and harmona as people

and have talked to both recently

lima beans is not about to god mod i garuntee and if he does let me know and there will be hell to pay
Well Lima beens has been godmodding.
He thinks he has 1175 combat ships.

Then I will send 12 to destroy them.Then I will send 24 to ensure their safety.

i know but he asked if it was ok

now knowing him he will question u on why

after this step he will give in and change it to a lower more reasonable number

My 4 carrier groups could destroy yours if you got within range.Then I will send eight carrier groups to visit you.
OOC: Note that my navy is as far as I know the largest and most advanced near-modern tech navy in all of NationStates.
Then I will send 12 to destroy them.
I'm gonna pull out. I'm not gonna mess with someone with the time and resources to send 8 carrier groups at me. :shock:

I'm gonna pull out. I'm not gonna mess with someone with the time and resources to send 8 carrier groups at me. :shock:Thank you for being so reasonable.
The carrier groups that would have been sent to Arribastan will be staying home.

Then I will send 12 to destroy them.Then I will send 24 to ensure their safety.
Then my good friend Belem will send 12 of his own.

COme get us we dare you.

Then my good friend Belem will send 12 of his own.W00t. We can have a big party. You guys send 24 representatives and I'll send 48!
COme get us we dare you.Why would we do such a foolish thing as declaring war on a nation that has done nothing yet?

i know but he asked if it was ok

now knowing him he will question u on why

after this step he will give in and change it to a lower more reasonable number
Howabout I skip him asking and go straight to why-
1000 Spurnace Destroyers-
Why? Well, for one thing, that would cost his entire GDP. For another thing, add every type of destroyer in existance at this time. You will find it is NOT 1000. And the US has managed to make 32 Spurnace Destroyers, and has 250 million people, and a HUGE defense budget, and many military industries. Lima Beens is slightly larger than Ecuador, and it's main industries are Pizza Delivery and Beef.
40 Iowa Battleships-
Why? There were 6 made. TOTAL. That's it. And that's the US, and see reasons for why Lima beens couldn't have this many above.
40 Nimitzes-
Why? There were 9 made. Nine. Not 40. The US is bigger than Lima Beens, so how could Lima beens have 40?
100 B-2s-
Why? There were 21 B-2s made. If by this time you don't understand why he can't, I suggest you read this over again.

since we're on the topic of realism New Empire, why the hell does eveyone have few thousand nukes the most I remember teh entire world having is around 2 thousand, a little odd ain't it?

Simply my point of veiw:

Lima Beans and puppets must disarm and destroy their godmodded military and money, otherwise, we're going to have to use force against him.

Any other comments?

Well, nukes are different. As long as the nation is around 150-250 mill or more, has a good economy, I don't care. Once you get uranium mining as a main industry, you can realistically surpass the amount of nukes the US had during the height of the cold war (enough to kill the world 10 times over), so they could probably have thousands of nukes.

Hmm... well... Lima Beans have 10 ICBMs? I don't beleive that.

Hmm... well... Lima Beans have 10 ICBMs? I don't beleive that.
Right. He's too small, lacks the resources.

hell. I have 10 ICBM's.
I, however am a june nation.
The nations of the world have one question for lima beens.
HOW? :x

Well...

If Lima Beans would have any nukes, he wouldn't have an army of 1000 destroyers and such.

Another point of proof that Lima Beans is a constant godmodder.

first point, I seem to remember him buying them *though who in htier right mind would sell WMD to a newbie is beyond me)
second point, Lima beens, I thought you were Jono land, your RP style is similar to his.
third point, there is no third point

Lima Beans is Jono Land

*BALETED!*

Yes, I agree he godmodes, but declaring war on him is NOT the solution.
Let's see...there are *eight potential hostiles here...I'll send two carrier groups to visit each of them. They will just barely stay in international waters.
*Knows nothing about how presidents handle the deployment of carrier groups and thus will not have the president tell some aide to arrange this*

*Aust
Arribastan
Dark Terror
Lima Beens
Harmona
Artitsa
Krostovia
McLeod03

Why you gotta be sucha hater? Do you have any Actual reasons for attacking us? I urge you not to, but I will respond against any Aggressive attacks against my nation. If I get destroyed so be it, but if I am destroyed I will see you destroyed.
*ICAA (International Counter Attacks Agency) begins making fake passports for several operatives*

President of Artitsa
Member of New Jewish Alliance
Member of the GrossDuetchland Alliance
Member of NCA
http://www.angelfire.com/music5/drunk_man/banners/banner_Artitsa.gif

Why you gotta be sucha hater?Hate? Where did I mention hate?
Do you have any Actual reasons for attacking us?I am not attacking you.
I urge you not to, but I will respond against any Aggressive attacks against my nation.I urge you not to attack Jono Land.
If I get destroyed so be it, but if I am destroyed I will see you destroyed.Well, it sure won't be by nukes, seing I'm protected by two different ABM systems.
*ICAA (International Counter Attacks Agency) begins making fake passports for several operatives*Heh, I forgot about my spy retirement programs until I read that. Thanks for reminding me... *New spy retirement programs are secretly being set up in the eight nations I listed as potential hostiles. This includes Arribastan.*

Did someone attack me?

never mind

Why you gotta be sucha hater?Hate? Where did I mention hate?
Do you have any Actual reasons for attacking us?I am not attacking you.
I urge you not to, but I will respond against any Aggressive attacks against my nation.I urge you not to attack Jono Land.
If I get destroyed so be it, but if I am destroyed I will see you destroyed.Well, it sure won't be by nukes, seing I'm protected by two different ABM systems.
*ICAA (International Counter Attacks Agency) begins making fake passports for several operatives*Heh, I forgot about my spy retirement programs until I read that. Thanks for reminding me... *New spy retirement programs are secretly being set up in the eight nations I listed as potential hostiles. This includes Arribastan.*
IC:I pulled out of Lima beens.
OOC:suitcase nukes, oh suitcase nukes.
IC:Arribastan formally requests you do not do that to us. our borders are closed. I don't see how you'll get them in.

OOC: IC:I pulled out of Lima beens.
OOC:suitcase nukes, oh suitcase nukes.
IC:Arribastan formally requests you do not do that to us. our borders are closed. I don't see how you'll get them in.I'm setting up the programs to keep an eye on you from inside your nation (if they get in).
Here's some information on the spy retirement programs. Spies who wish to take advantage of this when they retire get access to a considerable amount of money and move to a foreign country, where they stay in touch with their old spy friends. When I spot a potential enemy, I have a few of them move from whatever nations they moved to (which could be any nation) to the nation I want to keep an eye on. They act like normal retired people there, but also get information on to my intelligence networks. So, it's not really like I'm setting up a spy retirement facility in your nation; I'm just inviting some of the retired spies who are already out of Nianacio to move there.

The problem is, and remember you've already stated how its done, we are not allowing any Niancio citizen to enter into our country as you have taken a Hostile stance towards us. My Agents however travel to several countries first, before entering into yours. This alone takes several months. There are roughly 12 Agents, each traveling alone with minimal Electronics and no weapons. They have minimal amounts of cash to spend. They enter the country by Car, not plane, and each carries a suitcase nuke. If the suitcase nuke is discovered in any way, the weapon is detonated. The operatives WILL move to a highly populated area or Important Industrial area. If the nukes are discovered on the border, the suitcase will be destroyed remotely (I will not reveal this, because you may use it against me later) thereby destroying all evidence. There are no items that would give away Artitsan involvement. Now keep in mind I have not sent them yet, and they are what I like to refer to as, "Sleeper Cells" They can/will stay in your country for years at a time, until their need arises.

ic: The Artitsan President sheds a single tear... "I wish we could just be friends with Niancio, surely we cannot come to a simple diplomatic conclusion"

ok first of all we got the nukes from this guy who was selling them for 100 million. Second our entire fleet is kept on land forgottebn unless it mobilizes which takes a month in NS Or RL 2 hours

WHere and who did u get ur army from? Gimmie the complete URLs of where u got them.

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Yakhont-3 anti-ship missile

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1768977#1768977
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Harmona has a space program.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=77610
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Harmona has no Nuclear Weapons or ICBMs.

Information From: Harmona Weapons Department
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There's my army. WHere's yours Lima Beans?

OOC: The problem is, and remember you've already stated how its done, we are not allowing any Niancio citizen to enter into our country as you have taken a Hostile stance towards us.1) They're not Nianaciana citizens anymore.
2) So far I've only showed off my ships in international water and secretly invited some old spies to move into your nation.
This alone takes several months.Then the war will be over before they arrive.
There are roughly 12 Agents, each traveling alone with minimal Electronics and no weapons. They have minimal amounts of cash to spend.Mine don't own the money; they just have access to it. They also don't have access to high-tech spy gadgets now that they're retired.
They enter the country by Car, not planeThe only land of mine that can be entered by land used to belong to one of the nations claiming to OOCly be Magic China.
each carries a suitcase nuke.The many mountains will be quite effective at containing the damage, I imagine.
If the suitcase nuke is discovered in any way, the weapon is detonated.Ah, they will go off on the border of a land that's been mine for less than(?) a month? Detecting terrorist weapons seems to be just the sort of job my border patrol should be doing, don't you agree?
The operatives WILL move to a highly populated area or Important Industrial area.Highly populated areas are for the most part either not populated by citizens or not on mainland Asia. As for important industrial areas...at least you won't hit anything military.

Its not a direct threat of course, but we'd have to see what would happen. Its not like they would enter Magic China through Artitsa, more like they would enter Magic China through 12 different countries, and in turn a further 12 different countries, making their trail very confusing, and I have a headache just thinking about it. Also I am not partical to launching ICMBs and Nuke tipped Cruise Missles at certain fleets off the coast of certain nations named Artitsa. Im also pretty sure my Allies in GDU would not take it to kindly of an unfriendly fleet off their coasts. I still say we look for a Diplomactic solution between us. However, if Lima Beens continues to threaten nations friendly with us, we will be forced to protect them.

Am I freindly with you Artisa?

ok first of all we got the nukes from this guy who was selling them for 100 million. Second our entire fleet is kept on land forgottebn unless it mobilizes which takes a month in NS Or RL 2 hours
You can't possibly have that many ships, even on dry dock. it would cost you your entire national budget for like 100 NS years.
And the guy said he wouldn't send the nukes to you.
If you aren't Jono land, then you can't make money from selling him.
Now. please explain where you got the money.

The Artitsan President sheds a single tear... "I wish we could just be friends with Niancio, surely we cannot come to a simple diplomatic conclusion"Tears stream down the Niancian president's face. He has no clue what's going on, but is quite an emotional person. "Yes, my friend, let us make sure we never go to war. For the good of the people."

Hey now, just because I spelt your nations name wrong Nianacio doesn't mean you need to mock me with your puppet lol. Anyways, I don't want to get NCA, NJA, or GDU involved.

Ok Harmona You want to chalenge me go ahead

20 Nimitz class aircraft carriers
40 Iowa class battleships
40 L.A. class submarines
40 Ticonderoga class cruisers
25 VLSs
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=44357&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=860

1000 SPRUANCE class destroyersI totaly forget who I bought these from

10 nuclear ICBMshttp://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=79082

200 sea F-22s
400 F/A 18 Super Hornetshttp://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=41303&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=600 and the page before

100 B-2s
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=50231&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=40

25 B-52s
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=78654

100 KMB-1 Firestartershttp
://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=75447&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=20

So can those of you that are incharge of Lima Beens please help him to fix is military forces?

Hey now, just because I spelt your nations name wrong Nianacio doesn't mean you need to mock me with your puppet lol. Anyways, I don't want to get NCA, NJA, or GDU involved.Neither do I.
OOC: Sorry...It was supposed to be funny.
If anyone wants to try to steal Niancio, go ahead. Even if you want to use it to make fun of me.

Ok Harmona You want to chalenge me go ahead

20 Nimitz class aircraft carriers
40 Iowa class battleships
40 L.A. class submarines
40 Ticonderoga class cruisers
25 VLSs
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=44357&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=860

1000 SPRUANCE class destroyersI totaly forget who I bought these from

10 nuclear ICBMshttp://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=79082

200 sea F-22s
400 F/A 18 Super Hornetshttp://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=41303&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=600 and the page before

100 B-2s
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=50231&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=40

25 B-52s
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=78654

100 KMB-1 Firestartershttp
://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=75447&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=20
The guy who supposedly bought Jono land later took back his bid. you don't have the money

Ok, well Remove the carrier fleets, and I will stand down against Lima Beens. Just make sure he gets rid of some of his Cardboard miltary.

OCC: Oh I found it pretty funny, so don't worry 'bout that.

would you mid showing me the link. I have evidence he paid. I gave him the password. Plus I said in 2 posts you cant withdraw bids!

Ok, well Remove the carrier fleets, and I will stand down against Lima Beens.Okay.
Just make sure he gets rid of some of his Cardboard miltary.Why? The cardboard won't do anyone any harm!
OCC: Oh I found it pretty funny, so don't worry 'bout that.OOC: Yay.

It will when it bio-degrades! ah fine! From now on, I'll just ignore Lima Beens... he just makes me so mad!

Lima Beens, you can't afford that many ships, afford to maintain that many ships, and lack the number of people to maintain and crew those ships. You're still godmodding.

First, spell the damn name right.

Second, the US has but 31 Spruance class destroyers in our fleet 7 of which have been decommissioned.

Third, true, the F/A-22 does not have carrier capability but the F-35 JSF does in its Navy configuration.

Finally, will you boobs PLEASE learn how to spell.

Well, this should equal your men in the navy:
Nimitz-Ship's Company: 3,350 - Air Wing 2,480=5830x 20=116,600 men
Ticonderoga-24 Officers, 340 Enlisted=364x40=14,560 men
Spruance-23 officers, 300 enlisted=323x1,000=323,000 men
Los Angeles-134 Officers and Enlistedx40=5,360 men
Iowa- 2,800 officers and enlistedx40=112,000 men
VLS-50x25=1250
10 supply-class replenishment ship. 24 officers, 576 enlisted=600x10=6,000 men
(you reallly need more supply ships, but i figure that you have to have at least 10 of them)
Total=533,770 men
Your population:14,000,000
your navy, just your navy, equals 26% of your population. even IF only claims 20% for his entire military.
If you did have this many men in your military, then you wouldn't have the economy to pay for it.
caught in the act of godmodding.

nobody wants to comment on my beautiful work? :cry:

wait, I'M Jono Land. And this is news to me. I bought Jono Land last sunday and have just been hanging around the general forum. I'm gonna ignore this because I haven't been godmoding.

Don't worry, we don't blame you. It's Lima Beens/the old Jono Land

oh ok.

Sorry Lima beens but I've been outvoted on your front. I will take your forces off the list. The treads renaimed: war on Lima beens and Jono land. So who will help please make a list here.