NationStates Jolt Archive


Clean the world of scum!

09-10-2003, 19:45
"The Holy Empire of Sanchezium has launched a program aimed at ridding the world of terrorist, evil dictator, and frivolously warring states. This program will take ten years and should end with the cleanup of the earth.

This is how it works:
If you know of a nation in your area (not necessarily region) who fits the above listed, telegram our Department of War and we will review their records and what the country is like. If it is true that the country needs to be eliminated or 'helped out', then we will work with your country to create a treaty of some sort to solve whatever problem there seems to be. If the problem does not stop, or the country does not sign the treaty, we will assist or provide any and all military action.

Some have said I am a vigilante. I do not believe this. In the name of conserving this great world we have, I beg you to comply and help us. I thank you, so does my country, and so will the world." -Elafo Sanchez, Emperor of Sanchezium
09-10-2003, 19:47
*cough*!nazism!*cough*
09-10-2003, 19:52
Bah. the people of Veremnia will not partake in this vile operation.
Kanuckistan
09-10-2003, 20:07
You're awfully... small... to be trying something like this.

I imagine that even a Decenber Nation(tm) would probally be crushed if it tryed something like this.
Kahta
09-10-2003, 20:09
Take out all the Nazi nations with nukes.
09-10-2003, 20:17
well ummmm....ok have fun tryin thats all i can say lol
imported_Comdidia
09-10-2003, 20:20
"The Holy Empire of Sanchezium has launched a program aimed at ridding the world of terrorist, evil dictator, and frivolously warring states.


hmmmmmm lets see that is at least half the people on here i think. So good luck. Oh and i think your going to get turned into a crater if you actually try and go through with it.
Andrehervia
09-10-2003, 20:22
Nah. Let countries have their own style of government. I don't care unless they provoke hostility at other countries for no reason.
Belem
09-10-2003, 20:24
Belem takes offense to this program. We demand Sanchezium pays us 3 trillion dollars in reperations.
09-10-2003, 20:27
We immediately demand $500 billion, young one.

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Sergei Valudov, Minister of Foreign Extortions
09-10-2003, 20:31
if you wanna throw 1 billion my way for reperations that would be cool to
Kanuckistan
09-10-2003, 20:37
Everyone is making demands of this would-be do-gooder, so why not?

Kanuckistan demands a beer. For everyone in the country. That's around 200 million 2-4s.

Canadian beer only, please. Sending non-alcholic beer will be considered an act of war.


:wink: :D
The Secular Resistance
09-10-2003, 20:46
"The Holy Empire"
If you know of a nation in your area (not necessarily region) who fits the above listed, telegram our Department of War and we will review their records and what the country is like.

First, you.
A Holy empire is clearly not such a "clean" place...
Esamopia
09-10-2003, 20:48
Please lay off the creator of this thread, the idea is actually very good, except I oppose most of it (the part about dictators, but definately not the frivilous warmongers... ahem:Darkterror:ahem.)

This has been an OOC post.
09-10-2003, 20:52
Im the biggest warmongere on NS with polls to prove it!
09-10-2003, 20:53
We demand six cases of vodka per person for our mental suffering.

That comes to.... 8,172,000,000 cases. Most be top quality. Anything but Stolichnaya 100 proof will be considered an act of war.

The price? 433,116,000,000 USD total.

No, we will not pay shipping.

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The Dominion of Baggera
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Belem
09-10-2003, 20:54
im probably a close second of course less people ignore me probably a half dozen or less.