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AMF, can you handle this? (Semi-serious RP)

09-10-2003, 19:25
OOC:AMF, I was reading the Bastard Mod from Hell thread, I saw this Parody name of your nation, and became Inspired. The Nation is New, I am not. I wont reveal my Identity at this time, lets just say you know me. (Dammit Mods! :lol: No IP spoilers! :wink: ) So if you think you can handle this, your prize shall be a newly annexed nation (this one). So lets see the lighter side of AMF......

IC: President Bamien was walking to work, when suddenly a Dark Van pulled up alongside him. Being 14 ft tall Bamien wasnt to worried. But the door opened with several darkly clothed masked men, They pulled out paintball guns and opened fire on Bamien. The pain was excruciating, and Bamien vowed revenge....

Later that Day, at a press conference.

Bamien takes the podium dressed in old style knight armor clanking all over the place, and a cheap plastic pirates sword dangled from his side, a relic from his youth.

"Today.......(Bamien looks over the crowd with an intense gaze, truly the power in his eyes caused much disconcertation.)...I was shot up, by some darkly clothed masked men! They used paintball guns! This means that Automagfreek! Because his name refers to a paintball gun type! Im callin you out, Damien! You aint the freek! I be da freek! Im the freek!!!"

"So with our five million troops, I will ......whats that? Whaddya mean I cant send in all our citizens?......200,000 at best? I n00k j00!"

Bamien grabs his secretary of defense and chokeslams him on the pavement... Reclaiming the Podium, Bamien speaks once more.

"So, my question is Damien, can you handle this? Will you defend your freek title? Or am I going to have to send you to the Halls of the Comatose? And then The Tomb of the slightly disfigured?


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Picture of some random Image search on Google.
Supreme President of Jetlagfreek
"Everywhere I go, Im opening doors for old ladies who need help putting away there groceries."
Presidential Inaugaration speech
Automagfreek
09-10-2003, 19:29
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09-10-2003, 19:30
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Challenge accepted I see, fight humor with humor!!
imported_Pantera
09-10-2003, 19:37
OOC: Heh. The picture made the post. Hahahahahaha. That's good shit man.
09-10-2003, 19:39
OOC: Heh. The picture made the post. Hahahahahaha. That's good shit man.

Reavers? Run away!!! Run away!!!
09-10-2003, 19:57
Bamien strode through the Halls of the Comatose. It was actually a wing in the local Hospital, but try telling that to a 14ft leader who walked around in knight armor.

"Long ago, when we arrived in this nation a couple of hours ago dragging the Jet Streams of Wa-- minor conflict, hmm maybe really intense debate. I swore that the only freek would be those who suffered from time zone changes and Jet Lag. I wonder how this Damien will respond. He calls himself a sentinel.....are those the people who give out that watchtower magazine?"

Realizing that noone was there, Bamien was grateful that everyone here was in a coma.