WAR: The Bad Car vs. PapaDios (mostly closed RP)
The Bad Car
09-10-2003, 04:19
PapaDios has finally owned up to her threats, with four hours left on the deadline for her to lift the ignore she placed after threatening to bomb TBC.
All nations who have researched this treachery and answered her call to in the only reasonable way possible--by standing side by side with TBC to rid the world of flamers and infidels--please report to this thread.
She rejected my proposal of a Battle of the Wits, so let the war begin!
--Drew Illichion
On behalf of The Bad Car
The Bad Car
09-10-2003, 04:27
FROM THE A NEW BEGINING REGIONAL BOARD:
The Most Serene Republic of The Bad Car
TICK TICK TICK
4 hours to detonation of Bad Carian kick-butt bomb
Tick tick tick
--Countdown to PapaDiosian Apology Deadline
The Queendom of PapaDios:
Bad Car.... you will die. Brace yourself FOR WARRRRRRRRRRRR.
Death is upon you.
The Queendom of PapaDios:
<Missles launched straight to Nathaniel's bedroom>
The Queendom of PapaDios:
Your palace is surrounded by invisible SuperWomen. They will strike you at the slightest move. You brought this upon yourself, Big Mouth. WAR IT IS and it has begun. NO APOLOGIES.
Colonel Sanders
Military Intelligence
Queendom of PapaDios
The Dictatorship of Banker:
Invisible superwomen? What the hell is that?
The Queendom of PapaDios:
Exactly what it sounds like. Death is upon Bad Car.
The Most Serene Republic of The Bad Car:
The Queendom of PapaDios
Received: 18 minutes ago
YOU JUST GOT BOMBED FAT BOY.
TBC is creating a thread for this war on the forum. All nations who have declared their faithful word to defend TBC, please come to arms.
PapaDios, learn how to RP. Godmoding will not be allowed. The time has come for you to realize you cannot treat people this way.
TBC IS GOING TO WAR!!
The Queendom of PapaDios:
Welcome.... This battle will not end graciously.
Seconds ago The Most Serene Republic of The Bad Car http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=79227
See you there! My allies are being alerted to your cowardly actions. Brush up on your roleplaying etiquette before you step up to the plate.
I am here to defend my nation against the brash and ignorant comments made by you and yours bad car AND for the record- I did not reject a battle of the wits, it was your childish immaturity which was unable to tolerate being pounced upon verbally.
This is the last chance we both have to call off threats and looming entanglements of war.
The Bad Car
09-10-2003, 04:49
In and Out of Character:
This thread is for RP of this war only, PapaDios. However since you are spreading your lies I will correct you.
Spectators the chain of events were as follows:
The Bad Car posted a compliment to both our nation and PapaDios for our recent good behavior towards each other on the regional board of ANB.
PapaDios responded by insulting TBC and then threatening to bomb us. She previously insulted and threatened to behead the leader of Banker, Founder of ANB.
TBC tried to deflect the conflict with humor (as usual).
PapaDios responded with both in and out of character flaming up and down the regional board towards TBC.
We proposed a Battle of the Wits on the regional forum to which PapaDios was a no-show.
In the meantime our allies discovered she was attempting to pay other nations to attack us: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=77319&start=20
So TBC mobilized for war and after reviewing the evidence so did our many allies.
PapaDios then cowardly backed down, claiming she was firing an eternal ignore cannon. TBC set a 48 hour deadline for PapaDios to either apologize and retract her threats of bombing or mobilize for war. We asked for her ejection for flaming and bad RP etiquette if she did not do one of these things.
With four hours to the deadline, PapaDios posted the above tinged with godmoding bombing.
PapaDios. Either fight the war here or apologize immediately. You will not escape your cowardly threats. Back them up, or apologize.
Sorry to all spectators about this being in the wrong thread, she has made it necessary.
THE MISGUIDED JOGGERS REMEMBER THE BAD CAR CHALLENGING YOUR NATION TO A BATTLE OF WITS. WE REMEMBER THAT PAPADIOS DISAPPEARED AFTER THAT MOMENT...UNTIL NOW. YOU REFUSED THE BATTLE OF WITS. OUR DELEGATE ANNOUNCED THE BATTLE OF WITS TO TAKE PLACE ON THE REGIONAL FORUM AND YOU DID NOT SHOW UP.
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We in the Republic of Backwoods Squatches will attest that the aforementioned statements by The Bad Car are true.
We do not ask anyone to take our word for it, all of the above statements have been archived and can be found in the Regional Archives in our regional web-site.
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=79227
It is the worst of forms to incite a war and then shy away from that trouble that you have caused.
If PapaDios wishes to save face, then they must fight this battle, or one of wits, ( one wich they claim they can easily win, i might add)
Since it is apparent that PapaDios is uneducated in the ways of WAR roleplaying, RBS suggests once again the battle of wits, in wich the two combatants can have at each other.
This could be judged by the other nations of a New Begining, and they could declare the winner.
PapaDios....you must respond in some way...if you do not....it may look very poorly to those in office in our region.
The Bad Car
09-10-2003, 05:10
The Bad Car holds an office in ANB...Office of the Interior, and we already look poorly upon her.
Also- unless she retracts her threats of bombing and apologizes for threatening murder, the Battle of the Wits is no longer an option.
And if I'm not mistaken, isn't she claiming in a very poorly-written way that she has already bombed TBC? If so I demand specifics so I can respond accordingly.
Pope Hope
09-10-2003, 05:40
Greetings international community in these times verging on war!
Pope Hope frowns upon these recent actions taken by PapaDios. We understand the frustration of those interested in this conflict, for her declaration of having bombed TBC has yet to register on our missile-tracking systems. Perhaps the Queen is mistaken?
With the announcement from PapaDios that she supposedly bombed The Bad Car, troops began deploying from Nasicournian nations all over our region. So far six nations have announced actual military numbers to be used in defence of TBC. I have asked the NSC General and Director to publicly disclose these numbers after PapaDios clarifies her botched attack.
Let it be known that as of yet the decision to support TBC is entirely on a nation-to-nation basis in Nasicournia. Our region as a whole has yet to make a formal statement. Many of our nations have long engaged in arms trade with TBC and consider Nathaniel and his nation a strong ally and friend.
We have watched this disaster unfold, and Queen Belkys of PapaDios leaves a foul taste in the usually peaceful mouths of Hopians across our nation. Your disgustingly graphic descriptions of your own body parts and your rampant flaming insults and threats are deplorable. You have thrown poorly-written words around and when the time came to back them up you cowardly tried to pay off members of the international community while you yourself claimed you would ignore TBC indefinitely.
Pope Hope demands that PapaDios answer the call to war which she started. Then, when you have been dealt what you asked for, you can still apologize to TBC and for that matter the entire international community...for putting us through witnessing your behavior.
As soon as PapaDios clarifies her actions, Nasicournian nations involved will show you what you are up against.
Justice Valencia
on behalf of High Queen
Pope Hope IV
ALL OF YOU!!! Go To Hell!
The Anti-Terror Army
I can Terminate all the Problems!!!
-War Minister of ATA, Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Our telepath tells us that you have lied and that no bomb was sent to TBC. We stand behind TBC and will aid in this battle as much as is required.
Prime Minister
AlleyCat
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The Bad Car
09-10-2003, 06:26
TBC thanks Pope Hope and the Nasicournians for your support. Also our neighbors of Misguided Joggers, Backwoods squatches, and especially our friends and telepaths of Zoubienation have Nathaniel's thanks.
The Anti-Terror Army please refrain from spamming this thread with your flames. Thanks!
Waaagh Grimgor..thanks a bunch for the offer but I think we're pretty covered.
--Drew Illichion
The Empire of Eizen has turned back PapaDiosian Diplomats trying to enter our territory, and they have been executed.
May your enemies cower at your feet.
New Java Scotia
09-10-2003, 07:18
Greetings.
Both New Java Scotia and The Bad Car are located in East ANB:
http://dreamfire.homestead.com/files/wpeanb.jpg (http://www.geocities.com/coffeehousepoetry/index.html)
New Java Scotia is located at #17. The Bad Car is located at #24. PapaDios, on the other hand, is located at #35 in South ANB:
http://dreamfire.homestead.com/files/wpsanb.jpg (http://www.geocities.com/coffeehousepoetry/index.html)
I highly doubt that PapaDios (with her economy of "reasonable") is capable of launching a bomb that could A) fly the several hundreds of miles necessary to strike Bad Car, and B) that our Defense Minister, Lemmiscutea, would allow it to get there if it could.
All that having been said, New Java Scotia is sending her navy and airforce to assist Bad Car (numbers to follow later if neccessary). We are on our way to reinforce Bad Car's coast and skies.
Thank you,
-- the Secretary
"I highly doubt that PapaDios (with her economy of "reasonable") is capable of launching a bomb that could A) fly the several hundreds of miles necessary to strike Bad Car"
OOC: Most bombs don't fly, they just fall.
imported_Pantera
09-10-2003, 12:20
While Pantera had previously stated that our aid could be given to PapaDios, it has come to light that you were indeed supporters of the New Sparthan bastards. Instead of aiding htese fools we will instead be sending one of our Rigante Death-Squads.
These are the fanatical troops of Pantera, though heavily armed thier rage is thier main weapon. Recieving horrendous wounds, these berserkers contoinue to cut and kill, making them tuly feared opponents on the field.
Some fifty of these Rigante will be sent to TBC to be used as they see fit upon the cowards of PapaDios.
Bastien the Bronze
Lord Reaver of Pantera
Drag the Waters of War
OOC:
Okay, I hve come to one conclusion in regars to RBC and some regular cntributors to he forum of A New Begining:
YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF WANNABES INTELLECTUAL COMPUTER GEEKS. GET A LIFE! DON"T YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR TIME? APPARENTLY NOT- I FOR ONE, DO.... I AM OFF TO LA FOR ONE WEEK AND YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL..... BURN.
IC:
THIS IS NOT THE LAST YOU WILL HEAR FROM PAPADIOS. WATCH YOUR BACKS. I WILL BE BACK DISGUISED AND POISED TO DESTROY ALL. REPENT NOW WHILE YOU CAN....
imported_Pantera
09-10-2003, 13:21
OOC:
Okay, I hve come to one conclusion in regars to RBC and some regular cntributors to he forum of A New Begining:
YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF WANNABES INTELLECTUAL COMPUTER GEEKS. GET A LIFE! DON"T YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR TIME? APPARENTLY NOT- I FOR ONE, DO.... I AM OFF TO LA FOR ONE WEEK AND YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL..... BURN.
IC:
THIS IS NOT THE LAST YOU WILL HEAR FROM PAPADIOS. WATCH YOUR BACKS. I WILL BE BACK DISGUISED AND POISED TO DESTROY ALL. REPENT NOW WHILE YOU CAN....
OOC: This is two minutes after he Tellied me, pleading for help.
PapaDios: You're a moron. Flaming will get you nowhere, and I'm pretty sure it IS the last we'll be hearing from you because, *plop* I've just pooped in your soup. Welcome to the Realm of the 'Jackasses that have been ignored by Pantera'. Enjoy your stay.
USG has sent troops to be placed under TBCs command and used as TBC sees fit, but after reading Papadios last response, any further requests for assistance will be met and doubled from any nation aiding TBCs cause.
New Java Scotia
09-10-2003, 16:38
PapaDios: You're a moron. Flaming will get you nowhere, and I'm pretty sure it IS the last we'll be hearing from you because, *plop* I've just pooped in your soup. Welcome to the Realm of the 'Jackasses that have been ignored by Pantera'. Enjoy your stay.
OOC:
*LMFAO!!!* A big, hearty "thank-you" to Pantera for brightening a cruddy morning with a good laugh for me!
-- Java
As stated days ago....our crystal ball showed the results on this senseless war.....TBC wins hands down!....we will be awaiting the victory party which should take place shortly
PM AlleyCat :P
imported_Pantera
09-10-2003, 19:34
PapaDios: You're a moron. Flaming will get you nowhere, and I'm pretty sure it IS the last we'll be hearing from you because, *plop* I've just pooped in your soup. Welcome to the Realm of the 'Jackasses that have been ignored by Pantera'. Enjoy your stay.
OOC:
*LMFAO!!!* A big, hearty "thank-you" to Pantera for brightening a cruddy morning with a good laugh for me!
-- Java
Heh. It's my 'Ignore Cannon'.
Blackley pledges an initial 1,000 troops with more to follow once they have been freed up from the Strangelovanian war. We also pledge full humanitarian aid to TBC should they need it at any point.
More to follow once this civil war we're involved in has cleared up.
-Maitias Tomas
-President.
Strangelovania will give what ever help it can to TBC after the war in our homeland is settled.
Novarians pledge full military support to TBC and personally would like to kick some PapaDiosian @ss. She is out of control and should she not fight the NS world should universely ignore her.
President Marsh
We are with the Queen!
Hooray the hot Queen!!!!!!!
Let me come back!
We are with the Queen!
Hooray the hot Queen!!!!!!!
Let me come back!
We are with the Queen!
Hooray the hot Queen!!!!!!!
Let me come back!
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