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http://www.ceyah.org/~jandrese/jbt/archer.jpg
Archer type (New!)
Walker
Armour:Two shoulder mounted rapid fire rocket launchers, 2 .50 cal turrets (waist mounted)
Fuel: One alkaline fuel cell generator
Crew:2 one driver, one gun operator
Top Speed: 20 mph
Lifting Power: 1.5 tons
Weight:5.4 tons
Cost: 25,000,000
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Stalker Class Walker
Armour: 2 arm mounted rocket launchers, two shoulder mounted hunter-killer launchers, two bridge mounted rocket launchers
Fuel: one alkaline fuel cell generator
Crew: 3-4 One driver, 2-3 gun operators
Top speed: 20 mph
Weight: 9 tons
Cost: 30,000,000 usd
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Scout class walker
Armour: 6 barrel .50 cal turret, camera
Fuel: One alkaline fuel cell generator
Crew:1-2 driver and communications
Top speed: 45 mph, 50 mph flight capable, hover capable
Weight:2 tons
Cost: 15,000,000 usd
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Hunchback Type
Armour: 1 shoulder mounted rocket launcher, 2 shoulder mounted 30mm machine gun turrets, one waist mounted 10 mm turret.
Fuel: Runs on one alkaline fuel cell generator.
Crew: 2, one driver and one gun operator.
Top speed: 15 mph
Lifting power: 2 tons
Weight: 6.2 tons
Cost: 20,000,000 USD
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Heavy tank
Armour:50 mm cannon
Fuel:Deisel Combustion engine
Crew:2-Driver, Gun controller
Top speed:50mph Highway,30 Cross country
Weight:7.86 tons
Cost:1,000,000 usd
http://www.ceyah.org/~jandrese/jbt/btech35.jpg
Armed Single Transport Humvee
Humvee
Armour: 1 50 cal. machine gun
Fuel: Chevron Supreme with techron
Top Speed: Highway, 150 mph, cross country, 80 mph
Crew: 1-3
Weight (loaded): 4 tons
Cost:500,000 usd
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Demolisher Mobile Anti-Aircraft Tank
Armour:Two mini-patriot missile launchers
Fuel:One alkaline fuel cell generator
Crew:1-2
Weight (loaded): 5 tons
Cost:6,000,000 usd
http://www.ceyah.org/~jandrese/jbt/vedette.jpg
Grizzly Light Battle Tank/APC
Armour: 1 50 mm cannon, two 30mm machine gun turrets and two gun ports.
Fuel: One alkaline fuel cell generator.
Crew: 2-4, one driver, one turret operator, two marines.
Top speed: 70mph highway, 55 mph cross country
Weight (loaded): 5.6 tons
Cost: 6,500,000 usd
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Mobile Scud Missile Launcher/APC
Crew:3-4
Fires scud missiles
Top speed: 30 mph cross country, 40 highway
Fuel: V6 deisel combustion engine
Weight(loaded): 7 tons
Range: 70 miles
Cost:900,000 usd
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TX45 Heavy battle tank
Battle Tank
Armour: One 60 mm cannon
Crew:2-3
Top speed: 30 mph cross country, 40 highway
Fuel:One alkaline fuel cell generator
Weight (loaded):20 tons
Cost:7,000,000 usd
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Mash Supply Truck
Suppy Transport/APC
Armour: Bulletproof, no weapons
Fuel:Deisel
Crew:1-12, driver and 0-11 marines
Carries:15 tons of supplies
Weight (loaded): 20 tons
Top speed:70mph
Cost:30,000 usd
http://www.ceyah.org/~jandrese/jbt/btech30.jpg
Infantry weapons for sale too (sidearms only)
Comes in a pack of all five weapons
From left to right
Top row:
Compressed air tranquilizer:Darts put person to sleep in 2.76 seconds, and they will stay asleep for 12-13 hours. Single shot. Reload time:5-6 seconds. Clip holds 7 darts.
Grenade launcher:What's to say. It launches grenades or timed mines. Single shot. Front loader. Reload time:3-4 seconds. No clip.
Semi-automatic pistol:.30 caliber bullets. Semi-automatic. Reload time:4-5 seconds. Clip holds 20 bullets
Bottom row:
Uzi: Automatic .30 caliber bullets. Automatic, 10 shots per second. Reload time:3-4 seconds. Clip holds 50 bullets
Mini Shotgun:Falling trigger gaurd action, slugs or shells, 14 gauge. Semi automatic. Reload time: 7-10 seconds. Clip holds 10 shells.
Total cost:200$
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Aussault rifle flamer combo
Assault rifle:.40 cal
Flamer: Napalm launcher
For sale 300$
http://www.ceyah.org/~jandrese/jbt/btech28.jpg
Chemical and bullet-proof suits and armour.
cost 400$ per suit
ammo included in all deals
All deals come with free 5 day warranty, free maintennance. Extended warranty for 2 years, 500$, warranty for five years is 1000$(best deal)!
Excludes combat damage
Prices Subject to change

just kidding, ill take none,

noobs cant buy nearly that much. you cant even afford 200 billion, let alone 6 quadrillion. Besides, whats your population? You can only have 5% of the total population in the military. That includes matenance crews and all that stuff. The fuel alone for one day would bankrupt you.

25 tanks
20 walkers

30 Walkers
35 Tanks

Money has been confirmed. Thank you for your time. Come again

money wired to your account
thanks fellow Stigen Huegenian

I would like to order 20 mechs. Strip them down of all weapons, markings, and identification means. I will pay the whole price even without the weapons. I would also like you to make them space-worthy. (Choke on that!) Money will be wired upon completion of the order. Fail and you will feel the consequences.

that'll be 47 billion please, check or money order, or credit card. Visa accepted

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The package has been delivered to the empire of cow monkeys

I assume this is all future tech... right?

yup
all of it

30 heavy tanks

100 humvees

500,000 suits

500,000 assualt rifles

20,000 mini shotguns

and weldo im buyin' destroyers and frigets for this nation, take this shipment to loxuis, money wired from loxuis

(i'm an alliance member so I expect these weapon to be 20% off at most)

I forgot smething,

100 anti air tanks

100 scud missle launchers

thanks!

Loxuis, Even with discount, you can't afford the first post. It would cost at least 2 sextillion USD even without the AA tanks and Scud launchers. You must've calculated the price wrong. Come back with a more toned down request. I calculated the price with a 50% price discount too.

I give you 20 trillion USD, you make a nice little mini-army for me, and I'll give you a five trillion dollar bonus, fair? Five trillion should cover the selection of units, I hope. If there are any issues, just tell me.

Loxuis, I doubt you can afford 270000300000000 usd for that equipment. This is for 100 AA and Scuds. Tone down your requests. With your budget, you can buy...five of everything you want, and 500 sets of infantry weapons if i give u a 50 % discount. Keep in mind, my weapons are dirt cheap

Bad noob. No, put down the money you drew on green construction paper. DON'T HIT ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PEOPLE ARE WALKING INSIDE MY HEAD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-*runs into a pole and falls down, unconcious on the floor*

where the fuck did you get that number? the total should be like 1,300,000,000 according to my calc

In the words of yoda, "Created for you a vast army I have."
It consists of:
270 mechs
270 grizzly light battle tanks
270 Anti air tanks
270 scud launchers with enough ammo to last 7 weeks
270 heavy battle tanks
5000 Tranquilizers
5000 Mini Grenade Launchers
5000 Semi automatic pistols
5000 Mini assault rifles
5000 mini shotguns
4000 Assault rifles
4000 Flamers
180,000 Chemical/bulletproof suits
1000 mercenaries
cost: 21 trillion (rounded down)
Discount: 1 trillion
For mass buyer discount you get one of each type of unit free when you pay
Pay with wire transfer, checks, credit card (visa or mastercard) or cash. (we only accept pennies and nickels with cash payments)

I'll do the math for you<

100 times 500,000
30 times 7,000,000
100 times 900,000
100 times 6,000,000
500,000 times 100
500,000 time 400
20,000 times 100
===========
total: 1,202,000,000

not sextrillion you moron!!! now ship it, money wired.

god d--- jesus christ

I am buying 5 Hunchback Type walkers, 10 Demolisher Mobile Anti-Aircraft Tanks, 10 TX45 Heavy battle tanks, 100 Chemical and bullet-proof suits and armours with a 5 year warranty.

Wired is 230,100,000.

true
my calc is screwed up.
But, you still have barely that much $
and
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money... Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
sry
i like doing that.
You still need supplies to keep the army in tip top shape
And you don't have that
and its time to
Beat on the brat, beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a baseball bat... oh yea oh yea oho.. ohyea oh yea... what can ya do... what can you do.. with a brat like that, oh then you're bum, what can ya lose..
wow...
I'm so tired that
twenty twenty twenty four hours to go.. I wanna be sedated...
but if I was sedated then
why'd you have to go and make me so constipated...cuz right now i'd do... anything to get my bowels evacuated... in the bathroom... i sit and i wait and i strain and i sweat and i clench and i feel the pain...should i take laxatives or get my colon irrigated... na na na
(sung to the tune of Complicated by avril lavigne

money recieved
shipment moving
expected arrival
3 days

okay okay take the go d--- scud missles of thats about 90 mill of and I think that my army could live with that for a while

loxuis, if ur going to talk like that, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to kick you out of my store.
I also have reserved the right to change the prices of any item in my store.
Suck on that intellectually inferior
By the way, yes your shipment is moving

A minor suggestion. I'd suggest upgrading the caliber of the uzis and pistols. .22 isn't a very good military round and has little range or man-stopping power.

We're also interested in the caliber of those assault rifles, as we might pick up a few for testing.

sorry, sorry, sorry, I tend to get a little tense when I plan the whole army out and it takes a couple of hours to get it movin twoards my star port.
and thats why kids, you should never smoke marajuana. :shock: I had no idea I was so high!

Where is my shipment of arms? Did you even send it?

1)Loxuis, you spelled marijuana wrong
2)I might upgrade the caliber of the uzi's and pistols, but i'm too tired
3)5 assault rifles free with each tank you buy.
4) I'm out of stock on walkers, heavy tanks and scud launchers
5)loxuis, keep the scud launchers, they're on me for my accounting screw-up
6) Whoever moved the colony ofDenexius or whatever into my region, move it out before I boot it out.
7 Check your military funds @this site
http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php
it'll help you determine your current budget
That's all my whining for today

yes smarttypants, I did
It'll be in your borders within 3 hours

P.S. for everyone
New orders will be on a 2 hour waiting list. I need time to restock... I've been bought out

dude you should start selling snipers or stuff like that because I need more thn just regular side arms in my army to give it a little more push

I would like 1,000 Hunchback types, 500 Grizzly tanks, 500 TX45 Heavy battle tanks, and 15,000 chemical/bulletproof suits. Thank you in advance and *money wired*

I would like 270 more heavy tanks if its to much to ask, I DID THE MATH ALREADY,


270 times 7,000,000= 1,890,000,000


also I designed a new tank if you want to see it im willin to let you sell it but I want a 25% dicount on everything I buy okay, those are my terms.

Niiice mech.But it would be pwned by a Mauler. :wink:

New Mechs are arriving over the border in about 2 hours
Thanks
Check 'em out

your shipment of weapons will be arriving in about an hour

New mechs have arrived!
check the front page
includes the new stalker type and scout type
Gun caliber has been upgraded
thanks

Teryllian Systems Company has began construction on a new Vieran storefront here (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=80303&highlight=). Weldon contact me if you (as a member of teryllian systems) disagree with anything.

I would like 50 archer type walkers for my loxuis country, money wired from loxuis

hey waldo, your too small of a nation to manufacture, or even have the technology all that crap.

hey waldo, your too small of a nation to manufacture, or even have the technology all that crap.

hey waldo, your too small of a nation to manufacture, or even have the technology all that crap.

hey man, you gatta buy it from loxuis if it was sold to loxuis. But, you are lokas, and that is different and you are a poopy and a cow, but i like cows so you might not be a cow, but an ebola infeected monkey with rabies and bad diarrhea. Poppa says to not give you the walkers and poopy on your country and kill you. Thanx. I got the $.poopy on you.

common man thats not funny, just give the walkers to me.

yeah! go rabid ebola infected monkeys! calling him one would be an insult to the monkeys... call him a poo. then he would have nothing to live up to.

*foams at the mouth*

hey clogn voguen, looks like you got a competetor. hes buying from you and yet he has his own store... better put a copyrite on it :lol:
here it is! (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=80914)

I would like 100 supply trucks and 200 50 mm heavy tanks please. money wired, from loxuis an dont give me any of that s----.

Weldo-
I want:
4 stalkers
3 archers
5 Grizzly light battle tank/APC
1 TX45

i will buy 10 hunchbacks and 400 body suits
money auto-wired on confirmation

a loyalist vieran citizen mugs one of weldon's store employees.
"hehehe... thats for breaking the teryllian pact!"

a loyalist vieran citizen mugs one of weldon's store employees.
"hehehe... thats for breaking the teryllian pact!"
that's also godmodding since there is no actual location, just a system of manufacturing plants across the asteroid belt. Muhahahahahahahahahaha
Thanks for putting up with this crackhead spammer all you faithful customers.