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Looking for Nukes?

Grays Hill
08-10-2003, 21:00
If you are looking for nukes, then you have come to the right place. We have suitcase nukes, ICBMs, and other WMDs which include Smallpox, and Anthrax. Just post your orders here.

Cost List
suitcase nuke: 10 million
ICBM: 100 million
Air drop: 15 millon
Sub Launch: 70 million.
Smallpox: 500 Million a doce
Anthrax: 100 Million a doce
08-10-2003, 21:02
i'll take 10 ICBMs ok? I can afford it due to http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=77611
08-10-2003, 21:03
Hmm...

4 ICBMs
4 Sub nukes
4 Bomber nukes... Do you have Cruise Missile nukes? Cruise Missile nukes would be the best of all of them (next to the suitcase of course)
08-10-2003, 21:04
i'll take 10 ICBMs ok? I can afford it due to http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=77611But you are too young to have nukes... it's just RP Policy.
Kahta
08-10-2003, 21:05
ICBM's dont cost 2 Billion each unless you are making a large large profit
08-10-2003, 21:06
ICBM's dont cost 2 Billion each unless you are making a large large profitIf you were giving someone the power to kill 100,000 people at the push of a button, you'd make him p ay you a lot of money ;)
Pwnica
08-10-2003, 21:06
Glad I bought my ICBMs from another store which sells 'em for 15 million apiece.
08-10-2003, 21:07
do the ICBMs include nukes?
08-10-2003, 21:07
BTW, it's spelled DOSE not Doce. just so you know :)
Pwnica
08-10-2003, 21:07
Sorta OOC: ICBMs are pretty slow AFAIK, it's not that easy to hit with them.
Grays Hill
08-10-2003, 21:07
Orders confirmed. I will look into adding cruise missile nukes.
08-10-2003, 21:08
Glad I bought my ICBMs from another store which sells 'em for 15 million apiece.Ummm that's called a godmod :)
08-10-2003, 21:08
Orders confirmed. I will look into adding cruise missile nukes.Whatever, I'll just put them in some tomahawks.
Pwnica
08-10-2003, 21:08
do the ICBMs include nukes?

Yes, there are ICBMs with nuclear payloads, and I think that's what he's selling.
Pwnica
08-10-2003, 21:09
Glad I bought my ICBMs from another store which sells 'em for 15 million apiece.Ummm that's called a godmod :)

That's what he sold 'em for. I didn't set the price.
Seversky
08-10-2003, 21:10
You will cease this flagrent nuclear proliferation or you will cease to do anything.

-Chancellor James Lynch, Commonwealth of Seversky.
08-10-2003, 21:11
no do the ICBMs being sold here inclue nukes?
08-10-2003, 21:12
no do the ICBMs being sold here inclue nukes?Good question, he said Nukes, then he said ICBMS, then Anthrax...that would imply they are seperate.
Grays Hill
08-10-2003, 21:19
The ICBMs include a nuke. I am selling the separate nukes, incase someone want to make it their own and soup it up alittle.
Bayorta
08-10-2003, 21:22
Bayorta has for a long time needed a proper nuclear defence program and has only recently decided to invest in such a program. Therefore we require 100 ICBMs. This comes to a total of 200,000,000,000 USD

Regards,
Geoff Hoon,
Secretary of defence,
Ministry of Defence

http://www.mod.uk/img/sdr_new_chapter/sofs_hoon.jpg

OOC: That should help you ;)
08-10-2003, 21:25
when will they be delvered?
Grays Hill
08-10-2003, 21:28
Confirmed.
Grays Hill
08-10-2003, 21:34
when will they be delvered?

When I confirm the order, they will be sent within the hour.
Arribastan
08-10-2003, 21:38
when will they be delvered?

When I confirm the order, they will be sent within the hour.
don't send them to him. NEVER! :x

I don't care what he says. he can't afford it. it is Jono Land all over again.
Grays Hill
08-10-2003, 21:40
Hey, they order, i get the money i send. If he coulnd afford them, then i wouldnt send them to him no would I?
08-10-2003, 21:42
we request 10 hydrogen bombs. send them to you-know-where

Commerade Moris
Arribastan
08-10-2003, 21:42
he can't afford them. he is like 3 days old.
Pwnica
08-10-2003, 21:43
That nation's a week old. Even with whatever happened in the link he posted, there's no way a nation that young can handle ICBMs.
Pwnica
08-10-2003, 21:44
we request 10 hydrogen bombs. send them to you-know-where

Commerade Moris

I see no 'hydrogen bombs' on his list.
Arribastan
08-10-2003, 21:45
That nation's a week old. Even with whatever happened in the link he posted, there's no way a nation that young can handle ICBMs.
thank you for your support. he is really Jono Land's new nation. he admitted it. :roll:
Grays Hill
08-10-2003, 21:45
:D if you pay more attention to my post, i said, if he didnt have enough money, then i wouldnt send them. :D
Krostovia
08-10-2003, 21:48
Small Pox? Sounds a bit terroristy dont u think???....................................................(Ill take 20) :lol:
Grays Hill
08-10-2003, 21:54
Orders confirmed. **Attention, if you do not have capable funds, then the money sent will be kept, and no products will be sent.**

Dont forget to check out my store:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=50762&start=0
Pwnica
08-10-2003, 21:57
Small Pox? Sounds a bit terroristy dont u think???....................................................(Ill take 20) :lol:

You're 4 days old. There's no way in Diablo's cold forking hell you can afford 500 million, let alone 10 billion.
Krostovia
08-10-2003, 23:23
whoops.... lol, didnt mean, how do i check funds and that sort?
Grays Hill
09-10-2003, 00:15
bump.
Artitsa
09-10-2003, 00:22
This store seems to attract alot of newer nations... They should know, they should be atleast 200 Million population before they invest in nukes... its just better RP that way.
Belem
09-10-2003, 00:27
If you are looking for nukes, then you have come to the right place. We have suitcase nukes, ICBMs, and other WMDs which include Smallpox, and Anthrax. Just post your orders here.

Cost List
Suitcase nuke: 1 Billion
ICBM: 2 Billion
Nukes (droped from plane): 1.5 Billion
Nukes (Launched from Sub): 2 Billion
Smallpox: 500 Million a doce
Anthrax: 100 Million a doce

your prices are way toooo high.
Grays Hill
09-10-2003, 00:53
I have no idea that going prices for nukes these days... Could someone please tell me the going rate for the items im selling.
Grays Hill
09-10-2003, 01:49
bump.
Belem
09-10-2003, 02:39
better prices would be

suitcase nuke: 5-10 million
ICBM: 100 million
Air drop: 5-20 millon
Sub Launch: 70 million.

for chemical weapons maybe 100 grand a gallon
Commerce Heights
09-10-2003, 03:13
The Commerce Heights government, in the interest of ensuring peace throughout our region, would like to purchase 250 suitcase nukes. If and when prices are modified (or if they are not modified), the appropriate amount of money will be wired.
09-10-2003, 11:49
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09-10-2003, 12:33
may I refund the difference. if the ICBMs still contain nukes.
09-10-2003, 12:41
I demand to get 190 other nukes for all the money I spent. Please agree its only fair!
09-10-2003, 13:22
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Zvarinograd
09-10-2003, 13:47
One suitcase nuke please!

*wire money*
OOC:
Thank you, you broke the chain of godmodding.
Pwnica
09-10-2003, 13:49
[OOC]
Can we complain about this on the Moderation board or something?
09-10-2003, 14:20
Geoff Hoon,
Secretary of defence,
Ministry of Defence

Your defense is doomed
09-10-2003, 14:21
Modalert, get rid of this thread :!:
09-10-2003, 21:01
We demand you give us another 170 nuclear ICBMs or we'll want a refund!
10-10-2003, 00:26
bump and please agree
10-10-2003, 00:27
bump and please agree
10-10-2003, 00:27
bump and please agree
10-10-2003, 00:37
Kasra wants to buy 5 ICBMs.
10 Billion Dollars will be transferred upon comfirmation.
10-10-2003, 09:53
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Malagassia
10-10-2003, 12:30
4 ICBM please *money sent*
10-10-2003, 13:12
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10-10-2003, 13:12
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10-10-2003, 13:14
Do you sell ICBM's without the warhead? I have nuclear capabilities of my own, and rockets to reach space, but for some reason, going into space and coming down on an enemy has eluded us.
10-10-2003, 13:14
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10-10-2003, 13:20
You are too young for nukes. Plus, if you invaded him, you would be slaughtered by him, and I might find reason for annexation :) .
Grays Hill
10-10-2003, 16:11
orders confirmed. And Lima bean, agreed.
10-10-2003, 16:32
i would like to order 2 anthraxs paying 100,00 on behalf of the federation of drunken sewer rats and the region of the corrupt dictation land.
Yours sincerly
priminister I A Rat
10-10-2003, 19:08
i need nukes so i can attack Attica.
10-10-2003, 19:37
You can't sell bioweapons. UN members can not use nor sell them.
If you didn't notice, you are a UN member...
Pwnica
11-10-2003, 11:30
*1 suitcase nuke*
*credits wired*

*1 smallpox*
*credits wired*

Anyone sense a pattern?
I'm positive it's the same person. Dammit, it's pissing me off.
Grays Hill
13-10-2003, 03:26
Orders confirmed. And i dont care that i am a UN member. I did it just to vote and have someting to do. And Terristan, your order will not be sent, because i said so.
13-10-2003, 10:08
Orders confirmed. And i dont care that i am a UN member. I did it just to vote and have someting to do. And Terristan, your order will not be sent, because i said so.

you are a sad bastard
13-10-2003, 10:12
*1 suitcase nuke*
*credits wired*

*1 smallpox*
*credits wired*

Anyone sense a pattern?
I'm positive it's the same person. Dammit, it's pissing me off.

Alternatively he copied and pasted the other person's thread he's that lazy :roll:
Pwnica
13-10-2003, 13:39
[OOC]
*rubs temples*
I swear, if I ever find that person, he'll die a gruesome death.
The Most Glorious Hack
13-10-2003, 13:59
Split. Ugh... that guys has a lot of puppets...
13-10-2003, 15:01
*100 doses of Anthrax*
13-10-2003, 15:02
*1 Smallpox*
*Credits wired*
Zvarinograd
13-10-2003, 15:17
OOC:
...

He's back?

Blast it.
The Most Glorious Hack
13-10-2003, 15:19
Nemo3

Knock it off.
Grays Hill
14-10-2003, 02:02
Nemo 3, I have read your post, and seen people complaints, and from here on, you are being ignored in my stores.

BTW other orders confirmed.
Grays Hill
14-10-2003, 02:05
Dont forget to look at my store!!!

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=50762&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
Hrstrovokia
14-10-2003, 02:09
The Federation of Hrstrovokia will purchase 100 ICBMs!
14-10-2003, 13:10
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14-10-2003, 13:47
the opra ghost will have:
4 antrax :x :twisted:
5 smallpox :P :twisted:
2 nukes :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:












*money wired* :twisted:
14-10-2003, 13:50
thanks
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
14-10-2003, 13:51
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:




















*nuke wired*
14-10-2003, 17:55
*10 dosages of anthrax wired*
14-10-2003, 17:57
You guys are all too new to possibly be able to afford nukes, get real guys.
14-10-2003, 18:11
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Credonia
14-10-2003, 18:20
The sovreign United States of Credonia would like to buy 10 nuclear ICMB's
Grays Hill
14-10-2003, 21:26
orders confirmed. The opra ghost, you are being put on the ignore list in my stores.
14-10-2003, 21:51
Regards,
Geoff Hoon,
Secretary of defence,
Ministry of Defence

http://www.mod.uk/img/sdr_new_chapter/sofs_hoon.jpg


Not for much longer ;)
Grays Hill
14-10-2003, 23:08
bump.
Cogitation
15-10-2003, 00:16
This post is Out-Of-Character.

ICBM's dont cost 2 Billion each unless you are making a large large profitIf you were giving someone the power to kill 100,000 people at the push of a button, you'd make him p ay you a lot of money ;)

...not to mention the fact that the production of weapons-grade uranium requires the separation of U-235 from U-238. This, in turn, requires taking raw uranium ore, separating the element Uranium from everythins else in the ore, forming uranium hexaflouride gas, and then separating the uranium hexaflouride molecules that have U-235 from those the have U-238 by spinning the gas mixture around in giant, powerful gas centrifuges to force the gas through semi-permeable membranes to perform the separation.

Yeah, it's expensive. :P

"Think about it for a moment."

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Founder of The Realm of Ambrosia
15-10-2003, 00:35
10 ICBMs= 1 billion
+ 10 air drops=150 thousand
total= 1.150.000.000
Money Wired. Please telegram me when my nukes are being delivered.
Thank You
General Alli of the Holy Empire of Barrianinium
Commissioned by Emperor Barry I
Grays Hill
15-10-2003, 01:44
Sorry, but you are too young to handle nukes, plus you cant afford that yet.
Credonia
15-10-2003, 02:24
Sorry, but you are too young to handle nukes, plus you cant afford that yet.That for the US of Credonia?
15-10-2003, 02:39
i can afford it
1.15 billion is nothing for a nation that has done almost no spending on anything but law and order for 14 years. Plus I sell my weapons on the black market. Too young. The world is young my friend. You know not the technology i have developed within my isolated country. Titanium is found readily within my borders.
Aquilla
15-10-2003, 02:40
I on behalf of the Peoples Republic of Krutenmiyyer will purchase

-50 suitcase nukes
-10 air drop
-5 sub launch

Note that I am just the buying agent of Krutenmiyyer, and these nukes will not be coming into my possesion.
15-10-2003, 02:54
Barrianinium Gross Domestic Product
Population: 14,000,000
Civil Rights: Few
Economy: Good
GDP per Capita: $10,000
GDP: $140,000,000,000
National Budget: $22,233,120,000
15-10-2003, 03:25
i'll take 10 suitcase nukes
The Most Glorious Hack
15-10-2003, 05:53
I warned him...
15-10-2003, 11:45
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15-10-2003, 13:11
I will have 10 suitcase nukes please. *100 million pounds is wired* :oops:
15-10-2003, 13:11
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15-10-2003, 13:51
If you are looking for nukes, then you have come to the right place. We have suitcase nukes, ICBMs, and other WMDs which include Smallpox, and Anthrax. Just post your orders here.

Cost List
suitcase nuke: 10 million
ICBM: 100 million
Air drop: 15 millon
Sub Launch: 70 million.
Smallpox: 500 Million a doce
Anthrax: 100 Million a doce :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :x :shock: :? 8) :D :twisted: :?: :!:
15-10-2003, 13:54
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Credonia
15-10-2003, 19:09
The USC will buy 2 Nuclear ICMB's for $200M *money wired*
Grays Hill
15-10-2003, 21:31
Emperor jak, The evil grannies, Nemo 2, Bluur, Sadam Hussain 2, Doughnuttie, and Credonia, you are all too young to buy nukes. All other orders confirmed. If you guys hadded noticed, I will sell nothing to any OCT nations.
16-10-2003, 13:33
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Grays Hill
17-10-2003, 17:17
2 million pounds of what? And no you cannot have anything for free.
Grays Hill
18-10-2003, 21:51
bump
Grays Hill
21-10-2003, 20:35
bump.
21-10-2003, 20:40
The imperial exetonian Government would like to purchase 5 ICBM's and 5 doses of anthrax. Money will be wired upon confirmation (1 billion)
21-10-2003, 20:46
ug diminix dont sell nukes to newbs
Grays Hill
21-10-2003, 20:47
JESUS! What dont you people under stand about NO SELLING NUKES TO ANY OCTOBER NATIONS!!!! I will not sell any to any october nations until November 21.
21-10-2003, 20:47
Th exetonian government would like to point out, we are only buying the icbm housing, not the nuclear payload....
21-10-2003, 20:57
We'll take 500 ICBMs and 500 sub launched. But we are willing to pay 60 billion is it a deal?
Tansinka
21-10-2003, 21:06
I want two air drops please
21-10-2003, 21:07
o sorry I didn't read the part about october nations.
22-10-2003, 11:55
10 airbomb nukes 10 sub nukes
*money wired* :arrow:
Grays Hill
22-10-2003, 21:26
He he he. THanks for the money...But you wont get anything. I already said numerous times, no october nations will be able to buy any nukes from me.
22-10-2003, 21:26
i never transferred the money.
Grays Hill
22-10-2003, 21:34
i never transferred the money.

No not you! It was Weed indeed. He said that he wired the money lol. so i took it and he isnt getting anything. He should have read before just buying.
22-10-2003, 21:35
ok thanks sry.
Grays Hill
22-10-2003, 21:36
ok thanks sry.

No problem.
22-10-2003, 21:52
How do you make an army. i realy need hep. please
Grays Hill
26-10-2003, 22:51
To make an army, you need to buy and make things...And you need the people to run them.
Grays Hill
27-10-2003, 22:13
bump
Grays Hill
29-10-2003, 03:46
bump
Froggyliciousness
29-10-2003, 04:23
I'll take 5 ICBMs fulla nuke and 5 liters of botulinum..for research purposes *cough*

~Supreme Chancellor Bob The Slob
Grays Hill
30-10-2003, 00:43
Sorry, You are an October nation...And you will have to wait till September to process your order...Please come back then.
Grays Hill
03-11-2003, 00:01
ATTENTION!!!Now that it is November, all October nations can now buy nukes. ANY November nations may not purchase nukes from me.
Grays Hill
11-11-2003, 02:18
bump
11-11-2003, 02:20
ahhhhhhhh smallpox is useles there is a common vaccine and it takes a while to kill.