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I hearby declare that Jhonny Bravo and my allies will defeand and aid week countries that cannot defend themself from a stronger and more powerful millitary might, unless the country has a good reason for invasion. Dont wory countries of the world im here to help

Whatever you do, don't help the Lima Beans.

And uh... good job. :)

##Telegram To Jhonny Bravo##

We agree with your ideals and are also protectors of the undefended, though we do practice imperialism in our spare time.

-Channcelor Ben Dover
Trousrs

##End Telegram##

I hearby declare that Jhonny Bravo and my allies will defeand and aid week countries that cannot defend themself from a stronger and more powerful millitary might, unless the country has a good reason for invasion. Dont wory countries of the world im here to help
The Commerce Heights government would like to be able to do this, but too much of its resources are used to defend its own dependencies (New Manhattan, Dextremmika, Unified Planets to a lesser extent). We fully support you in your actions.
-Mayor Efficiency
Prime Minister of the Free Republic of Commerce Heights
Overseer of Commerce Heights Dependencies and Occupied Territories
Manhattanite Ambassador to the International City of Paripana

why shouldnt bravo help the lima beans

I am protecting the week too, by taking away Monday!

Why you are defending a temporal body, the week, and not the weak nations of the world I do not know.

We fully support any attempt to protect our endangered temporal bodies.

Good idea Jhonny, and nice nation.

Jhonny Bravo's announcement caused pandemonium in Iansisle's Ministry of Ecological Preservation. After a quick survey, it was determined that, in fact, only fifty two weeks still roam about in the world. Some even theorized that, at the current rate of extinction, we may someday not have any weeks whatsoever left. A committee to help save the remaining weeks was formed at once.

Minister of Ecological Preservation Harry P. Mulliniks released a statement later: "We applaud the people of Jhonny Bravo for their devotion to the week. Once, great herds of weeks roamed the globe. Now, there are only fifty-two left in the world. We must act fast, and together, in order to save this great species."

Thank you all for the support. In Jhonny Bravo's history we have been picked on and made fun of and ben pushed around by stronger nations. We have decided that no country should be bullied thats why were here. to protect all who cant. Thank you for the support

I suppose i will protect the weak when I can, but i make no promises to guarentee myself from invading a smaller country.... :twisted:

Thank you all for the support. In Jhonny Bravo's history we have been picked on and made fun of and ben pushed around by stronger nations. We have decided that no country should be bullied thats why were here. to protect all who cant. Thank you for the support

Maybe your speeling is why you have ben pushed around. :lol:

Why? WHY do you protect the week!!! DEATH TO MONDAY! DEATH TO MONDAY!
*runs off to form anti-monday leauge*

Hmm... maybe we should take away Tuesday too, you know, because Tuesday would just be the new Monday all over again. Or just do away with days of the week all together. We could have fruits of the week! Tomorrow would be peach-day!

Thank you all for the support. In Jhonny Bravo's history we have been picked on and made fun of and ben pushed around by stronger nations. We have decided that no country should be bullied thats why were here. to protect all who cant. Thank you for the support

Maybe your speeling is why you have ben pushed around. :lol:

Don't forget grammar.

I hearby declare that Jhonny Bravo and my allies will defeand and aid week countries that cannot defend themself from a stronger and more powerful millitary might, unless the country has a good reason for invasion. Dont wory countries of the world im here to help

One wonders if the stated motivation is the true one. Perhaps one is merely cynical, but one wonders if the "aid" might turn into coercion in the not-too-distant future.

Thank you, but The Serene Republic of the Corvidae does not need unwanted "defense".

8)

OOC:

Monday is a call to arms
Tuesday, Wednesday do some harm
Thursday hear the war alarm
But Friday I'm a dove

Monday you can stage a coup
Tuesday Wednesday test a nuke
Thursday overthrow a duke
But Friday I'm a dove

Saturday, hiss
Sunday you can raise your fists
But Friday call an armistice

IC: Likewise, the young nation of Revalia needs no aid from larger, more established nations-we prefer to stay our own course of development and look on political alliances with distrust. However, we ARE willing to suggest that some of our teachers go abroad to Jhonny Bravo to curb that illiteracy rate of yours. ;)

Hey, give him a break. Seriously though, work on that spelling.

Although we know that you misspelled "weak," you have given us a brilliant idea! All thanks to you!

"Effective immediately, Esamopia will now protect the continuity of time, by creating a special "Time Police" and by sabatoging all attempts at such deplorable objects as:
Time machines, alternate reality generators, and other such dastardly acts."

- Newly appointed Esamopian Time Minister (whose other official duty will be to give the official time at all Cabinet meetings and will send admonishing notes to all tardy Ministers.)

I am protecting the week too, by taking away Monday!Dammit, someone beat us to it! :(

Windigo Song applauds your admirable goal and offers to send a couple hundred English teachers if you wish.

Windigo Song applauds your admirable goal and offers to send a couple hundred English teachers if you wish.

I was about to say... "I think the weeks can take care of themselves... the weak however...."

Eh...

The weak are welcome to move to Windigo Song as we are a small nation with plenty of room for new citizens.

...good luck taking care of all the noobies that are spawning every month here in NS... :lol:

as for time (the thing you called 'week')...well you can make it slow but you can't stop them...and it will make no sense to defend the week by waging war on others... :)

*launches ICBMs at the week*
DIE MONDAY! DIE!

Bwahahahaha! I am soooooo evil! I shall remove the weekend from the week! Thereby condeming the world to suffer through 30% more Mondays!!! Revel in my evilness! Bwahahahahaha!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

*cough hack flem*

Damn...I need to get that cold looked at......

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1 billion chellian euros to the first man to invade jhonny bravo.

I adopt new countries and aid them along. If each larger country would adopt one, RPing might be a lot better.

And to think… I’ve been trying to stop young from protecting themselves with WMD by offering an alliance that defends them.

Why? WHY do you protect the week!!! DEATH TO MONDAY! DEATH TO MONDAY!
*runs off to form anti-monday leauge*
On a monday, call me Garfield. I like my food and i hate mondays.
**I'm not fat, I'm under tall!** :lol:

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It was created to protect the weak not the week.

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It was created to protect the weak not the week.

lol - right you are.

All of you guys are dicks. ouch getting me where it hurts my English and grammar skills. All i am doing is defending all who cant ok. So if you support what im doing just say you support me or if you dont ok leave my grammar and English out of this. I have a small case of (dislexia) which means i get words mixed up into other words. So it isnt my falt i have problems with grammar and English so will you please leave me alone about that. Just let me know if your for what im doing or not.

I'm not for it. My offer still stands.

im supporting you Jhonny B. you can call upon me when need being

I to suport jhonny b call upon me too

ill help bravo only if you really really need my help

All of you guys are dicks. ouch getting me where it hurts my English and grammar skills. All i am doing is defending all who cant ok. So if you support what im doing just say you support me or if you dont ok leave my grammar and English out of this. I have a small case of (dislexia) which means i get words mixed up into other words. So it isnt my falt i have problems with grammar and English so will you please leave me alone about that. Just let me know if your for what im doing or not.

IC: The Newbie Protection Agency (NPA) has already been created to do this. If want to join use that link in Fluttergork post.

OOC:I have dislexia, too. BTW I have a dictionary by my comupter.

BTW, I seriously doubt that all of the people who claim to be Dyslexic are, in fact, Dyslexic. If you follow the definition, which is:

A learning disorder marked by impairment of the ability to recognize and comprehend written words.

You technically should not have been able to write that paragraph.

BTW, I seriously doubt that all of the people who claim to be Dyslexic are, in fact, Dyslexic. If you follow the definition, which is:

A learning disorder marked by impairment of the ability to recognize and comprehend written words.

You technically should not have been able to write that paragraph.

I do. I can't spell it right. It does not mean you can not write a whole paragraph right. It mean there a some words that get trun inside out.

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Or is it possible that you never LEARNED to spell it?

All of you guys are dicks. ouch getting me where it hurts my English and grammar skills. All i am doing is defending all who cant ok. So if you support what im doing just say you support me or if you dont ok leave my grammar and English out of this. I have a small case of (dislexia) which means i get words mixed up into other words. So it isnt my falt i have problems with grammar and English so will you please leave me alone about that. Just let me know if your for what im doing or not.

The above =
http://engrish.com/image/engrish/dothejackoff.jpg

I will lend support to Jhonny if needed.

i'd do away with friday - people make such a big deal of it, when it's in fact just another workday. it's the saturdays for which people should be thankful.

Bwahahahaha! I am soooooo evil! I shall remove the weekend from the week! Thereby condeming the world to suffer through 30% more Mondays!!! Revel in my evilness! Bwahahahahaha!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

*cough hack flem*

Damn...I need to get that cold looked at......

Vrak notes with concern the recent Sketch announcement and in response, the usual days of the week will be replaced with anatomical terms.

"Well, it makes sense to us. After all, you can say things like "Thank Bok for Flipper day" or "I hate Butt day," replied a mid-level government official.

Meanwhile, the Movement to rename every day "Hump Day" has been brutally squashed. OOC: Well, I guess this post is really all OOC. :wink:

All of you guys are dicks. ouch getting me where it hurts my English and grammar skills. All i am doing is defending all who cant ok. So if you support what im doing just say you support me or if you dont ok leave my grammar and English out of this. I have a small case of (dislexia) which means i get words mixed up into other words. So it isnt my falt i have problems with grammar and English so will you please leave me alone about that. Just let me know if your for what im doing or not.

OOC: Bravo, to be honest, I don't think any malicious intent was behind the posts. Here's hoping life finds you well.

OOC:No, we weren't really making fun of you. It's just that it is slightly amusing to take misspelled words on their literal meaning, even though we all knew you meant weak.

Dominaria has announced that its 'Death to the Week' program has been sucessful, so far 58 weeks have been purged, and Dominarias calender has been accordingly adjusted.
The bounty for each Monday has been raised from 250 Nari to 500.

OOC:No, we weren't really making fun of you. It's just that it is slightly amusing to take misspelled words on their literal meaning, even though we all knew you meant weak.

OOC:

[Nelson voice]Haw haw![/voice]