NationStates Jolt Archive


Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!!!

07-10-2003, 23:17
In recent government legislation within the Saskatchetoban Politburo, citizens with mental and physical disabilities, most notably dyslexics, were relocated to guarded hamlets in the northern tundra region to work under forced labour conditions.

The government has condoned the practice and offers no resolution to the situation resulting in the re-release of this source of low-cost labour into popular society. There a protest scheduled in the nation's capital: Reginnepeg on the 1st of November.

Viceroy Plekhanov has been alerted of the matter and has blocked off roads steeped up security around many of the roadways accessing federal and provincial politburo offices.

Outcry from dyslexic supporters have released statements asking viceroy Plekhanov to 'cuck my sock'.

Saskatchetoba's history of intolerance of the 'unelightened' has not gone unnoticed in the international community, and special envoies to bordering countries and the UN are alerting international media that any attempts by any states to interfere or endorse the interference by any persons of any age, gender or creed will be met with a backlash of unimaginative military force. Special envoys are also anxiously awaiting feedback from other states.
imported_Comdidia
07-10-2003, 23:21
We suggest you release them before someone uses military force to release them or worse.
07-10-2003, 23:26
military force in areas of extreme arctic climate such as the Saskatchetoban north are near impossible. penetrating defenses on our borders has not been successfully accomplished since the state's establishment nearly 50 years ago. the hamlets containing the socially unacceptable minorities are well defended by elite guard units. the issue is the protest in the Saskatchetoban capital where visitors and temporary citizens may attempt to stage a protest.
Blademasters
07-10-2003, 23:28
you were "established" yesterday (one year ago) :lol: not 50...
07-10-2003, 23:35
we were recognised one year ago, but our initial sturggle commenced 50 years ago in our capital of reginnepeg...
07-10-2003, 23:49
Well send our dyslexics over there as well.
Translation: If you attack him, youll be shot to pieces
Shildonia
07-10-2003, 23:55
Dyslexical people tend to be brilliantly clever, like Einstein. Instead of using them for manual labour, you should put them to work on building some kind super weapon, like a flying machine capable of dropping large rocks on the enemy with impunity.
07-10-2003, 23:57
Shildonia has a point. Theyll get little huts where they can design stuff.
Kahta
08-10-2003, 00:05
military force in areas of extreme arctic climate such as the Saskatchetoban north are near impossible. penetrating defenses on our borders has not been successfully accomplished since the state's establishment nearly 50 years ago. the hamlets containing the socially unacceptable minorities are well defended by elite guard units. the issue is the protest in the Saskatchetoban capital where visitors and temporary citizens may attempt to stage a protest.

Para-troopers can land there, just as A-10's and Ah-64's can fly there. Nukes can hit there too.
08-10-2003, 00:08
Nukes can hit in Kahta, too (besides wouldnt they kinda kill the dyslexics?).
Kahta
08-10-2003, 00:14
Yes they would. I have a missile defense system in the works.
08-10-2003, 00:16
So do I.

I also have 3,000 mile range stealthy mach 5 cruise missiles with 2 independent nuclear warheads. AS-19 Koala.
Johnistan
08-10-2003, 00:19
What, the idiots can't operate firearms?
Communist Likon
10-10-2003, 12:12
A dyslexic walked into a bra...