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The FDA does not exist...

do the words god + mod mean anything to you?

how did you get weapons capable of shooting down colonies with your pop?

The Dominion of Kotterdam is beginning a space program. While we would be happy to issue orders to our astronauts preventing them from photographing your holy sites, we do not recognize your claim to the orbital space above your nation. We are a firm believer in the freedom of space, much as we believe in the freedom of the seaways. Our spacecraft will not photograph your nation, but any destruction of our property or, God forbid, loss of Kotterite life will result in a strong response.

Rt. Hon. Scott Haley
Prime Minister
Dominion of Kotterdam

Ah yes, the whole 70,000 nation+ UN versus n00b.... who will win :shock:

ooc - am I the only one getting serious lag on the forums?

OOC: It's been doing that a lot to me too, lately.

"hhmmm they didn't say anything about spy sats did they general?"

"Not as far as i'm, aware Prime minister."

"very good, keep up the filming then."



OOC: you actually have no say over what goes on outside the atmosphere above your nation, objects in non geosycronous or geo stationary orbits are completely out with your control.

Of course an attack on any space installations would of course be in contravention of UN space initiave resolution...

On anothe rmatter, good luck trying to spot spy sats.

So you really think that this FDA could take on the whole UN? And now your targetting colonies over your head? You and your silly supersitions. Just because a space colony is floating many kilometers in space does not mean they will do you any harm.

FDA is the fictional rantings of one nation which wants to take on the UN which has 26,248 member nations. Yeah, Riigght!

Goobergunchia is a peaceful nation, so I'm going to be nice. However, you should realize that I or any other fairly large nation could do this to you easily:

Goobergunchia fires an ICBM tipped with a large nuclear missile. A few hours later, it hits Evil dog and turns that country into a lake.

You don't want to have to RP as a lake.

This has been an OOC post.

OOC: he roleplays that there is space stuff out there? good, then i can roleplay with him, lets do a little I bombard you, you shut up RP, okay? or, if you want, you can stop this pointless war. I know I'm not in the UN, and don't believe in its values, at all, but hey, a n00b to blow up is a n00b to blow up.

Official Statement by Foreign Affairs ministry of Omzian Democratic Republic:

*Laughter, seen with officials crouching on the ground and laugh(

in a twist of events today the memeber of government who announced the FDA's impending crisis with the UN was executed swiftly by sword for treason..

smart move

OOC: god people, be alittle bit more friendly to the Noob people huh? He screwed up, yes, but why don't you guys try something a bit more light handed?

in a twist of events today the memeber of government who announced the FDA's impending crisis with the UN was executed swiftly by sword for treason..
It appeared that the person making that statement was under the influence of some mind altering substance or was just plane nuts to begin with

OOC: god people, be alittle bit more friendly to the Noob people huh? He screwed up, yes, but why don't you guys try something a bit more light handed?

That's why I didn't nuke him. I was just politely informing him that somebody could.

Anyhoo, it looks like he wised up. A n00b seems to be turning into a newb.... :)

This has been an OOC post.

in a twist of events today the memeber of government who announced the FDA's impending crisis with the UN was executed swiftly by sword for treason..

With the trifling matter of possible warfare between our countries out of the way, the Dominion of Kotterdam would like to welcome your nation to the international community and discuss possible trade between our two nations.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Dominion of Kotterdam

OOC: Yes, we really ARE that mercenary. :lol: