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[OOC: Hmm, I was bored, so I made a strange religion :P If somebody wants to have their citizens to turn to Mixturas, it's ok, I could plan a coup or something else fun with them then, or some conferences, or somehting like that :P Hey, I can control all the Mixturas with Tevaus, they are very loyal to Tevaus :P Took me about fifteen minutes to make this, heh.]

In the last few years, a new religion has been gaining more and more followers in Kekkosmaa and quite many other nations as well. Right now, the Mixturism [What a name :P] has over 70,000 followers in Kekkosmaa and almost 30,000 followers in other countries, and the amount of followers is growing rapidly. The followers are called the Mixturas [hahaha :P].

The name comes from the fact, that the Mixturism is a mixture of many religions ? mainly Christianity, Jewishness and Islam, but it has been influenced by many other religions, like Hinduism and Buddhism.

The Mixturas follow the Ten Commandments of Moses, though a largely modified version. Multiple wives or multiple husbands is totally allowed, which proves to be bit tricky, since multiple marriages are outlawed in many nations. They worship one god, and for them Allah and God of Christianity and Jewishness is the same, Jesus Christ is His son and Mohammed is his prophet. The highest of all, except God/Allah, is the founder of the religion, Teuvo Ojantaus, or Tevaus, as he is called. Strangely, they do not believe in Hell, nor in Heaven exactly, but in transmigration. They believe that God/Allah sends the souls to another body as many times as they are ready to enter the Gates of Heaven. If one dies as a child, homewer, he is automatically allowed to enter the Heaven.

The main reason the Mixturism has gained so many followers in so short time is, that it allows quite a lot of freedom to it?s followers. The followers are very loyal to eachother, homewer, since there is an 11th commandment as well: ?Above all else one shall honour another Mixtura and Tevaus? Mixturism does change a lot, though, due to it?s small age. If now the Mixturas think murder is a serious crime, in half a year it could be totally acceptable.

The government of Kekkosmaa is publicly known of it?s atheism, but it hasn?t done anything about the Mixturism, since in Kekkosmaa one can practise whatever religion he or she wishes to.

Oh no... not another religion! :?

Mixturism has been added to the list of religions whose missionaries will not be permitted to enter the Holy Empire of Pantocratoria under the terms of the Act of Religious Sovereignty.

More importantly... oh no not YOU.... anti-religion terrorists -_-

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The People's Republic of Coldorra Public Dossier:

4,900 troops (2,000 Away)
30 T-55s (5 Away)
4 M-93 Wolverines
50 CSFs
2 Kasatkas

Current Budget of
570 Million
USD Per Game Month
Military Budget = 10%

[OOC: That was surprising :)]

Strange mix of religions...

Incidentally, I've designed a spreadsheet to make up your own religion.

More importantly... oh no not YOU.... anti-religion terrorists -_-

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The People's Republic of Coldorra Public Dossier:
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OOC: You're planning to kill the Mixturas? Unfair :( :P

eh? no? I'm saying the secular resistance will...

you mis interpreted :roll:

OOC: Well, I just hope that nobody's going to attack me because of this "religion" :P Hey, I don't think anybody's going to attack Germany just because Karl Marx was from Germany :P

TSR attacks lots of people for that reason :?

OOC: Well, the Secular Resistance is a nation with about 40 million people, huh? I don't think I should be worried, unless that nation has some really big, warmongering allies

Technically it isn't a nation. It is a terrorist group with 40 million members.

OOC: Well, whatever. Terrorist groups are a lot harder to fight, though.. But usually they don't have 40 million members, either :P Well, let's just hope that I don't have to hunt down any terrorists because of this.

OOC:
Someone should seriously offer counter-terrorist training to other nations' troops. Or at least to me. My forces will probably need it.

ooc - There's an anti TSR coalition effort on going (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1749555)

It's quite fun actually :D (minus the 100 lost Coldorran soldiers :( )

OOC:
That's the reason why I need that training, I'm in it!

ooc - ah :D Cyberutopia trained a special anti-terrorist group for me.

OOC: Well, I just hope that nobody's going to attack me because of this "religion" :P Hey, I don't think anybody's going to attack Germany just because Karl Marx was from Germany :P

Don't give Bush ideas. Anyway, I like Karl Marx.

Oh there's everyone...
Talking about my org, eh?

We don't care about this... "Mixturism", as long as it's not another warmongering, opressing, idiotic religion, like all others.

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_secular_resistance.jpg

OOC - I know you don't give a damn, but it's DSRO and not "TSR", and it's pronounced DeS'RO. Thank you.

OOC:
Someone should seriously offer counter-terrorist training to other nations' troops. Or at least to me. My forces will probably need it.

Ok then...
We're dealing with terrorists since we were established, and even before that, actually, and we got very goot at it.
We met the DSRO a long time ago (they sort of started in my nation), and we hold about 34,600 members of it in our special prisons (We have a deal with Euroslavia (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1766466&highlight=#1766466), half of those will be sent there soon), and because of that, they're afraid of attacking here - they know we can wipe 'em out of our land easily.
We offer to train small special forces of your military so they can fight (and win) guerilla forces.

Are you interested?

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/ness_ziona.jpg
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Already got some for that very purpose but thanx newho :wink: someone else will surely be interested.

Fighting the DSRO is one our countries main policies.

Esamopian Minister for Religious Affairs:

"The highly secular government could care less about the Mixturist movement, and we consider a mere 100,000 followers (in an NS Universe of trillions or perhaps a quadrillion,) to be entirely meaningless. We will not enact any special priviliges or penalties to these Mixturists. Despite our concern in regards to the movement's (or religon's) 11th commandment, which could create questions of loyalty to the government, a motion requiring loyalty oaths to any Esamopian Mixturists has been defeated."

"Best of luck in your affairs."

BUMPie...
Look at the last message on page 1. 8)

Militant Mixturist missionary marines calling themselves the "Taharan Tentacles of Tevaus" have begun operating out of what investigators believe to be a Tahar Joblissan trade juncture.

The many militant Mixturist missionary marines are also alleged to tinker thoughtfully with world political processes, already assassinating another agricultural appointee in an unnamed anonymous nation.

"It is indicative of our true trade, that we left Bob in bed, bloody blade beside his dead carcass," prodded a press release, "but it is not the Mixturist mantra, 'kill catharticly'; he left our operative no choice."

The press release - a three page purple pamphlet featuring a triple tupee'd trio wearing trite trinkets - was distributed anonymously around a variety of international ports.

"We are all quite confused here in Intel about these three thugs, but cannot be held responsible for many mad militant Mixturist miscreants making purple pamphlets," stated one Tahar Joblissan official, who refused to comment further on the issue.

A private organization, without the support or affiliation with the Esamopian government, has grown alarmed at the militant acts of Mixturists worldwide, and has created an anti-Mixturist organization, which styles itself: "Million Man Anti-Mixturist Clan" (although official estimates place the group's membership at well below the million person level.)

The organization vows to "spill the blood of evil Mixturists" and vows to "sherd any Mixturists or their sympathizers to little tiny pieces, which would then be burned, and the ashes would be spread all across Esamopia." The government has so far ignored the organization, mainly because there are no Mixturists in Esamopia, and is not worried about the Anti-Mixturist organization.

The armed republic of Royal Palm will arrest anyone associated with Mixturistic views. A new task force has been ordered to deal with these followers as fanatics. I suggest other countries do the same as to stop the spread of this "cult."

Emperor Mike Elliott of The Armed Republic of Royal Palm

My nation also condems this new religion. We will not allow any of its followers on our soil.

OOC: Errh.. Wow :)

IC:

"We are sad to hear, that Mixturism, a religion that has it's roots in our glorious nation, has already spawned a militant movement", said the government official ordered to comment the mixturism and anti-mixturism movements. "We condemn the actions of the 'Taharan Tentacles of Tevaus', and if any member of this cult is found committing illegal activities in our nation, he or she shall be judged. We also comdemn the plans of 'Million Man Anti-Mixturist Clan' - it is each nation's government's responsibility to take care of it's criminals. If any member of this organization is found committing it's Anti-Mixturist policies, he or she will be judged as well."

"The actions of FIorida, Royal Palm or any other nation frozing this religion are comdemnable as well. If anything, these nation's should punish the fanatics who harm other people, not the innocents who are just practicing their religion. We have studied the religion and found out that it is not evil itself - if it would be, we would have banned it too. You must not take out the people's freedom to choose - that would be as evil as saying that they must not drink coffee or eat bisquits."

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Tevaus send a message through a representative as well: "This is nothing but propaganda! Mixturists are good, honest folk - they would never do anything like you say that these 'Taharan Tentacles of Tevaus' do! Even if they do exist, they are a rogue group, not real Mixturists - and will, from now on, be cursed by the Prophet Tevaus.

FIorida, Royal Palm and everybody else - stop the oppressing of your people now! The Mixturists have done nothing to you - punish those who hurt you or your people, but do not make the innocents suffer!"

An anti-Mixturist organization, which styles itself: "Million Man Anti-Mixturist Clan"

Other anti-religious bro's?
We'd like to contact them, and maybe to help them with their struggle.

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_secular_resistance.jpg

OOC - Do you think the flag I made is good as a militant-flag? :?

Any one in Stromata Caught practicing this religion shall be dragged into the streets and shoot in front of all to be made as an example.

Grand Surpem Emperor Maximix Cacoolix
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Tevaus had a question: "May I ask you, 'Grand Surpem Emperor' Maximix Cacoolix - why?"

This religion is most clearly made up by man, and is not of any form of God... we will discourage this religion in our nation... not like the 85% Mormon Population will care about "mixturism" anyway lol

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_secular_resistance.jpg

OOC - Do you think the flag I made is good as a militant-flag? :?

Yes, but it needs blood :D

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/427182/tsr.jpg

OOC:
Someone should seriously offer counter-terrorist training to other nations' troops. Or at least to me. My forces will probably need it.

Ok then...
We're dealing with terrorists since we were established, and even before that, actually, and we got very goot at it.
We met the DSRO a long time ago (they sort of started in my nation), and we hold about 34,600 members of it in our special prisons (We have a deal with Euroslavia (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1766466&highlight=#1766466), half of those will be sent there soon), and because of that, they're afraid of attacking here - they know we can wipe 'em out of our land easily.
We offer to train small special forces of your military so they can fight (and win) guerilla forces.

Are you interested?

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/ness_ziona.jpg
---A-R-N-Z--- (http://www.freewebs.com/nessziona/index.htm)

The United Socialist States would like to offer you 300 of our nation's finest to be trained, they are capable snipers (though not necessarily gifted) and are armed with a mixture of H&K PSG-1 semi-automatic, SV-98, AWM-50 anti-materiel and Tango-51 sniper rifles. We will cover and wire all cost that this endeavor might have.

OOC:
On a side note, ICly I have a town called Snaeperskaya. Literally, a town of snipers.

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_secular_resistance.jpg

OOC - Do you think the flag I made is good as a militant-flag? :?

Yes, but it needs blood :D

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/427182/tsr.jpg

:lol: lol
Hmmm... No I think I'll stick with my version. :wink:

OOC:
Someone should seriously offer counter-terrorist training to other nations' troops. Or at least to me. My forces will probably need it.

Ok then...
We're dealing with terrorists since we were established, and even before that, actually, and we got very goot at it.
We met the DSRO a long time ago (they sort of started in my nation), and we hold about 34,600 members of it in our special prisons (We have a deal with Euroslavia (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1766466&highlight=#1766466), half of those will be sent there soon), and because of that, they're afraid of attacking here - they know we can wipe 'em out of our land easily.
We offer to train small special forces of your military so they can fight (and win) guerilla forces.

Are you interested?

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/ness_ziona.jpg
---A-R-N-Z--- (http://www.freewebs.com/nessziona/index.htm)

The United Socialist States would like to offer you 300 of our nation's finest to be trained, they are capable snipers (though not necessarily gifted) and are armed with a mixture of H&K PSG-1 semi-automatic, SV-98, AWM-50 anti-materiel and Tango-51 sniper rifles. We will cover and wire all cost that this endeavor might have.

OOC:
On a side note, ICly I have a town called Snaeperskaya. Literally, a town of snipers.

ok.
300 snipers armed with H&K PSG-1 (http://www.imt.net/~mele/images/psg1.jpg), SV-98 (http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sv98.jpg), AWM-50 (http://www.worldwidesportsnetwork.com/AWM50.gif), Tango-51 (http://www.imt.net/~mele/images/tang51a.jpg)...
Hmmm...
It will not cost you much. We like helping nations to fight against guerilla and terrorism, it's a "mission" for us.
Just say how much you are willing to pay, that's it.
It's good that you have a "sniper-town", we'll send the men there after you'll confirm.

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