NationStates Jolt Archive


War with the Jingoistic States of the Southern Pig Dogs

07-10-2003, 01:33
To be a beacon of light for decency, justice, and freedom, the parliament, with the approval of the Supreme Chancellor, Coert Wotruba, and the assent of the president, Coert Kralavitz, do officially declare ourselves in a state of war with the Jingoistic States of the Southern Pig Dogs. Make ready.
07-10-2003, 01:42
So be it. You will feel the wrath of our military soon. We will see whether your so-called decency or the Bible will conquer.
Ameraka
07-10-2003, 01:42
Why are you at war with them?
07-10-2003, 01:43
Because I stopped a ship full of freeloaders from reaching my shores.
Luna Amore
07-10-2003, 01:45
That's it? Well, I can see the need for war over, oh I don't know, diplomacy maybe?
07-10-2003, 01:46
How does one actually invade another country? Can one actually invade another country?
Luna Amore
07-10-2003, 01:49
It's more figurative than anything else. It's all RPed on the forums. You don't actually loose your country. Usually the reasons for war are better than this though.
07-10-2003, 01:50
SCREW DIPLOMACY! Did George W. the Great try diplomacy? I think not. He has successfully headed a nation of ignorant nationalists for the past three years! That is what we want! That is what we will have!
Ameraka
07-10-2003, 01:54
Yes he did try to use diplomacy, the Iraqis did not comply. And the terrorists that killed so many people in the WTC would not leave unpunished.

And anyway, HOW COULD YOU GUYS DO ANYTHING TO EACH OTHER? Your guys first posts were on this topic.
Luna Amore
07-10-2003, 01:55
SCREW DIPLOMACY! Did George W. the Great try diplomacy? I think not. He has successfully headed a nation of ignorant nationalists for the past three years! That is what we want! That is what we will have!I sure as hell hope that's sarcasism buddy.
Intellectual Might
07-10-2003, 02:00
Yes he did try to use diplomacy, the Iraqis did not comply. And the terrorists that killed so many people in the WTC would not leave unpunished.

And anyway, HOW COULD YOU GUYS DO ANYTHING TO EACH OTHER? Your guys first posts were on this topic.

Perhaps you were unaware that the Iraqi government had NOTHING TO DO with 9/11?
imported_Kartoffelburg
07-10-2003, 02:27
Yes he did try to use diplomacy, the Iraqis did not comply. And the terrorists that killed so many people in the WTC would not leave unpunished.

And anyway, HOW COULD YOU GUYS DO ANYTHING TO EACH OTHER? Your guys first posts were on this topic.

Perhaps you were unaware that the Iraqi government had NOTHING TO DO with 9/11?

Perhaps, or perhaps he's part of the 40 something percent of Americans who think that there were Iraqi's on those planes.
Beanbag Chairs
07-10-2003, 02:35
Coertia and the Pig Dogs have been waiting for a reason to start a war with each other for quite some time now. It is the interest of Beanbag Chairs, as founder of Cushyland, the region to which Coertia belongs, to just let them duke it out already, so long as they maintain their war within their own nations.