NationStates Jolt Archive

We are sorry for any mistake of ours we made in past arguments.

We would also like to donate 100 Coulter-class fighter-bombers to your airforce. That gift will also be accompanied by 25 billion dollars.

bumped to make suree goobergunchia sees this

You should send a telegram to Goobergunchia directing him to this post.

< WHITE HOUSE, OVAL OFFICE, 2:02PM >

President Richard Pearle
"Why the hell is Allanea all over the place suddenly?"

National Security Advisor Wesley Clark
"I have no idea. They've been quite active as of late, however. Maybe we should be happy about that."

Lord Goobergunch faints.

"Mr. President, are you okay?" asks Foreign Minister Clayton, after dowsing Lord Goobergunch with a glass of water.

"I'm okay, thank you." says the President. "I'm just a bit amazed at Allanea's sudden turnaround...and very pleased."

DIPLOMATIC COMMUNIQUE {
From: Goobergunchia
To: Allanea
{
The Republic of Goobergunchia is pleased to accept Allanea's apology and in turn apologizes for any harmful activities it may have engaged in against Allanea.

We would inform Allanea that there is no need to donate military supplies, but we would be happy to accept them.

} }

The Allanean president smiles faintly

"OK, Pavel, now open up that MS Word thingie..."


DIPLOMATIC COMMUNIQUE

From: Allanea
To: Goobergunchia

We are happy that the matter has been resolved so easily. We suggest some form of peace treaty or mutual defense pact. This is the draft text:

1.Both countries pledge to defend each other against aggression, unless the above act of defense will involve fighting members of the NCA or UNAOTO.

2.Allanea will transfer a one-time payment of 100 billion to Goobergunchia.

BUMP!

The Allanean president smiles faintly

"OK, Pavel, now open up that MS Word thingie..."


DIPLOMATIC COMMUNIQUE

From: Allanea
To: Goobergunchia

We are happy that the matter has been resolved so easily. We suggest some form of peace treaty or mutual defense pact. This is the draft text:

1.Both countries pledge to defend each other against aggression, unless the above act of defense will involve fighting members of the NCA or UNAOTO.

2.Allanea will transfer a one-time payment of 100 billion to Goobergunchia.

Lord Goobergunch smiles at the latest communication.

"It looks like onetime rivals are becoming allies!" he exults. "What is your read on the High Council, Roberta?"

Roberta Blosar, the President's High Council liason, informs President Goobergunch that she can identify 79 definite "YES" votes for ratification...12 more than necessary.

"Excellent," says Lord Goobergunch.

DIPLOMATIC COMMUNIQUE {
From: Goobergunchia
To: Allanea
{
We accept the terms of the proposed treaty as written.
} }

Money wired.

Yay! Edolia helped to broker peace! Erik von Blatterschplitt gives himself a hug, Siri fashion.