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Special Force Gamma
06-10-2003, 18:48
Hi this is basically a follow-upthread to the one with the same name. Anybody is welcome and heree's what you have to do:
1) Choose any character/band of people/things/randomness
2) All your posts involving them speaking must use some bizarre accent
3) You must try and keep using this accent
4) You are allowed to do basically anyhting; there is no such thing as Godmodding, except you must not report what injuries other people's characters take.
5) Nothing has to make sense
The most important thing is that you keep in character and have fun. Here's an example:
"[Pirate speaking] Ahahh, me hearties, I sees a sail off to stardboard. Open Fire"

I've chosen to use the band that i used in the previous version:
Zagdrek, Nazgub, and Ridob (all Orkz) got into their trukk along with Snikgit their grot slave:
Nazgub: I'm bored Zagdrek, letz go smash in some pansie 'umies.
Zagdrek: OK, boss. The closest 'umie camp iz over 'dere I thinkz.
Rigdob (In his new robotic body after being decapitated previously): I'z wantz to find dat spiky person who's chopped me body off.
*They roar off in their red trukk*

EDIT: This thread is intended to turn out into some big maul, but feel free to do other things, eg spectate (although your character's safety isn't guaranteed).

EDIT2: Here's a link to the original. It may help to give you ideas.
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=77769&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
Special Force Gamma
06-10-2003, 19:00
As they roar over another large hill, sending the trukk soaring through the air before landing with a bump, Zagdrek spots something:
Zagdrek: Oi Boss, dere's a grot over dere
Nazgub: Well spotted Zagdrek. Now we'z can have something to eat before we'z go and raid the 'umie village.
Rigdob: I'm starving
Snikgit: "Squeak"
06-10-2003, 19:02
Pogostick man: "Woo! Im on a pogo stick! Woo!"
Special Force Gamma
06-10-2003, 19:06
OOC: Hi Attican
IC: Nazgub: Oi who'z dat over dere?
Rigdob: It lookz like an 'umie on a squig, but dere's no squig?
Zagdrek: Looks like fun. Letz bash 'im
*The three zoom off towards the 'umie on a pogo stick.*
06-10-2003, 19:09
Pogostick Man: "Woo! I'm on a pogostick... WITH A JET PACK!"

The pogojet flies away.
Special Force Gamma
06-10-2003, 19:13
Rigdob with his latest ork jetpack (He still hasn't learnt how dangerous they are), ignites the engine, sending him flying after the pogostick man
Rigdob: WAAAGGHHH!!
Zagdrek: Oi, he's runnin' away boss
Nazgub: I can see that fool *whacks Zagdrek over the head*
Snikgit: "Squeak"
Tersanctus
06-10-2003, 19:14
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06-10-2003, 19:17
I am an outrageeeeeeeeeeeeees monkeeeeeeeeee!!!
Leninist Workers
06-10-2003, 19:20
*Appears on the street, Boston accent* I 'm teh sheriff of Buckwilleh auf Shiddlewafflemakeh, a nearby Basil Factory, and I 'm 'unting Moses.
Leninist Workers
06-10-2003, 19:20
Ack, it is teh dubble post! Ahy Icontract Terets Syndrome you *@#&)(@&()#@*(@#*()@#*)(~!!!!!!!!!
Special Force Gamma
06-10-2003, 19:20
Zagdrek: Oi boss, look at dat brown thing, climbing da tree.
Nazgub: It doesn't look very friendly, you go get 'im Zagdrek, while I'll aim da trukk at dat weird 'umie person over dere
Snikgit: "SQUEAK" *falls off the trukk*
Special Force Gamma
06-10-2003, 19:30
Up in the air, Rigdob gives up chase of the 'umie on a jetpack pogo
Rigdob: Grrrr! I'll mash you one day pansie 'umie.
*He heads towards the sheriff from Boston*
Special Force Gamma
06-10-2003, 20:07
Careering down towards him, Rigdob takes a swipe at the sherrif with his large choppa:
Rigdob: WAAGGHHH!!!
Snikgit: "Squeak" *he bounces along, tied to the trukk*