NationStates Jolt Archive


Surrender

06-10-2003, 04:41
The Empire of the Almighty Zim is calling for the surrender of all you PATHETIC stinkbeast nations. Give in now and spare yourself the wrath of ZIM!!!
Johnistan
06-10-2003, 04:42
Invander Zim was a pearl and they cancelled it. Fucking bastards
ISAF
06-10-2003, 04:43
ha. zim was funny. too bad the execs yanked it of fthe air
06-10-2003, 04:43
Finally, a wormbaby with sense. ^_^
06-10-2003, 04:45
The Empire of the Almighty Zim is calling for the surrender of all you PATHETIC stinkbeast nations. Give in now and spare yourself the wrath of ZIM!!!


http://www.angelfire.com/un/update/laser2.jpg


The Anti-Terror Army
Most Highly Secure Place, Away From Terrorist
-Prime Minister, Rob A. Fullition
http://eimg.net/harvest_inc/NEWS/img/TEH10109121551.jpg
Member of The Invasion Force
Member of The Elite Ghost
Member of The Reich Alliance
06-10-2003, 04:46
do you want another pic?
06-10-2003, 04:55
do you want another pic?

YES!
06-10-2003, 04:57
do you want another pic?

YES!

Wish Granted...


http://www.angelfire.com/ns2/corporateislands/ignored.gif




The Anti-Terror Army
Most Highly Secure Place, Away From Terrorist
-Prime Minister, Rob A. Fullition
http://eimg.net/harvest_inc/NEWS/img/TEH10109121551.jpg
Member of The Invasion Force
Member of The Elite Ghost
Member of The Reich Alliance
06-10-2003, 04:58
do you want another pic?

YES!

Wish Granted...


http://www.angelfire.com/ns2/corporateislands/ignored.gif




The Anti-Terror Army
Most Highly Secure Place, Away From Terrorist
-Prime Minister, Rob A. Fullition
http://eimg.net/harvest_inc/NEWS/img/TEH10109121551.jpg
Member of The Invasion Force
Member of The Elite Ghost
Member of The Reich Alliance
*Is giddy*
06-10-2003, 04:59
MORE MORE!

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/gm.gif




The Anti-Terror Army
Most Highly Secure Place, Away From Terrorist
-Prime Minister, Rob A. Fullition
http://eimg.net/harvest_inc/NEWS/img/TEH10109121551.jpg
Member of The Invasion Force
Member of The Elite Ghost
Member of The Reich Alliance
Omz222
06-10-2003, 04:59
Show us your power, puny 5 million nation with a fair economy.

Foreign Affairs Ministry
Goobergunchia
06-10-2003, 05:01
*fires I.G.N.O.R.E. cannon*

[ooc: Let's not have another Jono incident here, folks...]
06-10-2003, 05:03
Yeah! I love that radioactive lake.
06-10-2003, 05:05
Show us your power, puny 5 million nation with a fair economy.

Foreign Affairs Ministry

I have a Basket Case Economy.

8)
imported_Comdidia
06-10-2003, 05:07
I like my imploded economy. Or as i call it so far gone why do i bother trying. (thats what puppets are for)
The Resi Corporation
06-10-2003, 05:16
Yay! Someone used the giant flaming IGNORE we made!
Esamopia
06-10-2003, 05:21
I surrender to the might of Zim... just come to claim your nation!

(Evil laughter heard in the background.)
imported_Comdidia
06-10-2003, 05:28
I surrender to the might of Zim... just come to claim your nation!

(Evil laughter heard in the background.)

ooooh i wonder whats going to happen.

*gets popcorn and sits infront of big screen expecting a sudden mushroom cloud*
06-10-2003, 05:33
oh geez...another me againsta the world started again... :D

tsktsk...when will wonders never cease... :lol:
06-10-2003, 05:52
Ownage galore!

http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/owned8.jpg

http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/owned12.jpg

http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/owned17.jpg
Kotterdam
06-10-2003, 06:01
On hearing of the latest demand for surrender, Prime Minister Haley was seen to turn to his Defence Minister and remark the following:

"Is it just me, or are they crawling out of the woodwork lately?"

-- Kotterdam News Service
06-10-2003, 10:58
"You dare laugh at the might of ZIM!?!? Prepare to face the wrath of Zim's weapons of mass destruction, granted to me by the Almighty Tallest! Behold the doom cannon!!!"

So saying, the tiny green alien pulled out a weapon that appeared to be a Super Soaker Water Gun. "Prepare for doom, Earth-filth! Aha... ahahahahahaha!!!!!" With this deranged laughter still ringing in the ears of his frightened victims, Zim pulled the trigger.

Only to be blown off his feet as the weapon imploded with a mighty boom...
06-10-2003, 16:12
In a press release from "Unknown Sources", Zim's former leaders were reported as saying:

"Zim!? You mean he's still alive? We've been trying to get rid of him for years! He just won't DIE!!!"

Later, they went on to offer a reward of 50,000 monies for the capture of Zim (preferably dead - VERY dead) as well as a medal of valor. Although they added "make sure you get us a copy of it on tape so we can watch it the next time we're bored with galactic conquest."
Iuthia
06-10-2003, 16:26
I tremble at the power of your cardboard tanks….

Ignored


… what ever happened to saying you are going to ignore someone then actually ignoring them. Saying “Ignored” three times is just a good way of bumping the thread.
06-10-2003, 16:29
no, no, its:

http://www.rit.edu/~bxw3064/ali-owned.jpg

http://users.adelphia.net/~khaosvoid/images/owned.jpg


Osaki, on behalf of

http://www.abinante.org/gabriel/shinglobanner.jpg
The Resi Corporation
06-10-2003, 16:31
I-man, can't you tell he's only joking?

Having long sense studied the archives of this Zim's exploits, we have decided that turning his house into a lake would be the best option. Therefore, our precision ortillary has launched a strike at the coastline off of Everytown, U.S.A. where Zim makes his residence, causing a massive wave of water to roll over the town.

And yes, we do have this on tape. Would you prefer Betamax, VHS, or DVD? :wink:
06-10-2003, 16:36
OOC: Hmm... it seems that what you folks are failing to see is that I'm RPing in character for ZIM. Now, let us go over what we know about Zim. He is an insane, megalomaniacal alien trying to take over earth and get rid of all humans.

Furthermore, his leaders sent him to earth under false pretenses hoping he would be killed - this was after he destroyed half of his own home planet (ref: Episode 1: The Nightmare Begins).

Also, in the first episode it is established that Zim is actually demented enough to believe that he COULD take over a planet by himself (or with the help of GIR, his robot companion who was actually made out of junk and passed off as a top-secret prototype). This proves that Zim is not only STUPID, but has a poor sense of his own worth.

Last, but not least, it is also an established fact that most of Zim's plans are self-defeating anyway. (ref: Episode #Unk: Walk of Doom) where Zim ignores the advice of his computer and sets off an explosion that destroys his own base.

Now, while it might not be wise to go around challenging larger nations and demanding their surrender, it is still something Zim would do. And because I'm RPing this as the Empire of the Almighty ZIM, well... It means I have to do what ZIM would do.

Too bad, Invader Zim was cancelled, because apparently some people need to get a sense of humor.
06-10-2003, 16:42
I-man, can't you tell he's only joking?

Having long sense studied the archives of this Zim's exploits, we have decided that turning his house into a lake would be the best option. Therefore, our precision ortillary has launched a strike at the coastline off of Everytown, U.S.A. where Zim makes his residence, causing a massive wave of water to roll over the town.

And yes, we do have this on tape. Would you prefer Betamax, VHS, or DVD? :wink:

The Almighty Tallest Purple was apparently quite pleased by The Resi Corporation's offer, raising one hand and waving it in the air eagerly, "Oh! Oh! The DVD!!!"

His partner, the Almighty Tallest Red interjected, "But we don't HAVE a DVD player on the Massive. We'll take the VHS."

Purple grumbled, "But, Red, you know how I hate that stupid, psychotic VHS player! It attacked me!"

A loud groan answered the remark, "If you hadn't tried to shove a bowl of NACHOS into it, it might have been working better..."

Needless to say, this reporter doesn't think much of the intelligence of the Irken leaders either...
06-10-2003, 19:06
All mighty zim...you are not strong. I saw you kiss your granny goodnight the other day after you brought her a cup of hot cocoa with two and a half lumps of sugar and a wee bit of milk.(I have a good intel units) IF YOUR SO STRONG THEN COME AND GET ME PUNK. 1 lump of sugar is enough.ha ha ha ha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha ha PUNK 8)
06-10-2003, 19:10
Last week Zim lost the plot,
Now he's even madder yeah
Misunderstanding..didnt understand
it doesnt matter
Now he's even madder
la la la la la
Im gonna kick your ass
from here to right over there
oh yeah mother@&$!r
Im gonna kick your f$%^$ng dairy end yeah
You broke the rules and now i'll pull out all your p$%ic hair
You mother@&$!r
You mother@&$!r
Taka
06-10-2003, 19:30
(OOC)

*blink blink*

ZIM!!! I loved that show, why do they have to cancel all the good ones?

(IC) The takian high command looked at the screen and blinked, "sir. . . we have. . . what appears to be a small green creature with red eyes demanding our surrender. . . suggestions?"

the commander thought for a momnet, before responding "launch operation water ballon. . . I want. . . " he never finished his sentence, as the high command officer cut him off.

"sir, it appears the Resi corporation has beat us to it. . ."

"Damnation, well send them congradulations, and see if we can't get it on DVD."
08-10-2003, 04:55
OOC: What gets me is that they didn't even show some of the episodes in the USA, although they did air in Brazil. I don't suppose anyone knows where I can get a copy of "Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars"?

IC:

A national holiday is declared on Irk to celebrate the demise of Zim. The only thing allowed on television all day is the broadcast of the invader's death.

A certain young human by the name of Dib seems horribly disappointed though. "I was hoping to stop Zim and save mankind by myself actually," he admitted when interviewed.
Taka
08-10-2003, 05:00
((OOC: your best bet would be to find them on Kazza or some other Peer to Peer server.))
08-10-2003, 05:15
OOC: We need a group for trading cartoon eps. I have Clone High eps to trade.