Soda Pop wars begin
In response to Gulpa's attempt to steal market share from Shangola, Gulpa products are now illegal in Shangia.
Further, Shangola is now on sale for 99 cents, a discounted price from the normal 1.59 a bottle.
Nay, all NSers prefer Gulpa.
Our soda has a much superior taste.
We therfore, slash our prices to 50 cents a bottle.
Ha. Take that Shangola.
Nay, all NSers prefer Gulpa.
Our soda has a much superior taste.
We therfore, slash our prices to 50 cents a bottle.
Ha. Take that Shangola.
hm.....50 cents.......*reaches to get 50 cents out of pocket*
O yeah. Well then we are cutting our prices to 45cents a bottle.
Johnistan
06-10-2003, 04:33
Soda war...amazing
O yeah. Well then we are cutting our prices to 45cents a bottle.
GAH! awesome. what flavor does this soda taste like? cola, orange, root beer?
lol wow, there's someone who knnows a lot about capitalism lol 45 cents a bottle... hmm... that makes... oh... NO MONEY :)
u need advertizing, gimicks, giveaways, and taste test contests
lol wow, there's someone who knnows a lot about capitalism lol 45 cents a bottle... hmm... that makes... oh... NO MONEY :)
u need advertizing, gimicks, giveaways, and taste test contests
Goobergunchia
06-10-2003, 04:37
DIPLOMATIC COMMUNIQUE {
From: Goobergunchian Ministry of Commerce
To: [open]
{
The Republic of Goobergunchia is prepared to offer exclusive soda trade privileges to whichever nation can convince the Minister of Commerce that their soda tastes the best.
} }
lol wow, there's someone who knnows a lot about capitalism lol 45 cents a bottle... hmm... that makes... oh... NO MONEY :)
u need advertizing, gimicks, giveaways, and taste test contests
Hey, we are having our own contest and we are giving away free Gulpa T shirts.
Find Mrs. Gulpa on the bottom of your can of Gulpa and you win a free carribean vacation and 500 million dollars in cash.
Further, we challenge Shangola to tasting contest.
Let the people decide which is the better cola.
gulpa is just plain better. all other brands taste like sand... yuck!
awww.... I'll get my soda.
ATA-Pepsi. Feel the Smooth Taste of this Soda. Only 10 cents each!
:o
The Resi Corporation
06-10-2003, 04:43
You just can't beat the fine sodas from BAWLZ-Resi
http://www.angelfire.com/ns2/corporateislands/bunny.jpg
Spaz Cola - $.49 a can
http://www.angelfire.com/ns2/corporateislands/victory.gif
Victory Energy Drink - $1.00 for a tall can
http://www.angelfire.com/ns2/resicorporation/bawlz.jpg
BAWLZ Hyper-Caffinated Soda - $.50 a can
lol wow, there's someone who knnows a lot about capitalism lol 45 cents a bottle... hmm... that makes... oh... NO MONEY :)
u need advertizing, gimicks, giveaways, and taste test contests
Hey, we are having our own contest and we are giving away free Gulpa T shirts.
Find Mrs. Gulpa on the bottom of your can of Gulpa and you win a free carribean vacation and 500 million dollars in cash.
Further, we challenge Shangola to tasting contest.
Let the people decide which is the better cola.
We are giving free samples of Shangola. It comes in lemony lime, rootberry, blueberry, strawberry orange, regular cola, and diet flavors.
We are giving CDs featuring barenaked ladies and Kentucky Headhunters, posters of Britney Spears and a free trip to the Playboy mansion. Just look inside your bottle of Shangola to see which one you get.
vote gulpa! VOTE GULPA! VOTE GULPA! VOTE GULPAAAA!!!!
By the way, we are going to sue Gulpa in International court cause give aways and contests are copyrighted by the Shangola corporation.
WE are going to court to force them to stop their giveaway.
Johnistan
06-10-2003, 04:48
I hearby ban Shangola from Johnistan. We will buy large quantities of Gulpa.
You just can't beat the fine sodas from BAWLZ-Resi
http://www.angelfire.com/ns2/corporateislands/bunny.jpg
Spaz Cola - $.49 a can
http://www.angelfire.com/ns2/corporateislands/victory.gif
Victory Energy Drink - $1.00 for a tall can
http://www.angelfire.com/ns2/resicorporation/bawlz.jpg
BAWLZ Hyper-Caffinated Soda - $.50 a can
wow. bumplords will take 'a bejesus' load of spaz cola
After extensive taste testing, our Minister of Commerce, Steven Hesprings (brother to our president), has decided, that officialy, both Cola's taste like dry raw eggs being cooked on the pavement of a prison sidewalk.
Buy Cola De Your Nickname Today!
:lol:
*buys 10 cases of Gulpa*
"EWWW!" Local Resident who bought a Gulpa,"This thing taste as gross as a living beetle!!!!"
*looks at what ingedents it has*
"OMFG! It contains 100% pure bug juice? I WANT A REFUND!!!!"
I hearby ban Shangola from Johnistan. We will buy large quantities of Gulpa.
Eridu signs a large trade agreement with Johnistan giving market access to Johnistan logging companies.
By the way, we are going to sue Gulpa in International court cause give aways and contests are copyrighted by the Shangola corporation.
WE are going to court to force them to stop their giveaway.
You can't copyright give aways and contests. That is unfair trade practices. We are counter suing you for attempting to set up a monopoly.
Johnistan
06-10-2003, 04:54
SCORE!!!
Rallibuton (the dictator's brother's company) will begin setting up logging sites and transport agreements. Stores around Johnistan will now supply Gulpa.
The Resi Corporation
06-10-2003, 04:57
((OOC: Heh... I wonder if this will turn out like my Cola war with The Bunny King, where I accused his soda of carrying herpies... :lol: ))
Johnistan
06-10-2003, 04:57
Ewww...
((OOC: Heh... I wonder if this will turn out like my Cola war with The Bunny King, where I accused his soda of carrying herpies... :lol: ))
Public health issued by Shangola execs.
Healthcare research has reported that people who drink Gulpa get viral herpes. Drink Shangola, its healthier and you'll live longer.
I don't think you can get Herpes from a Liquid Refreshment...
((OOC: Heh... I wonder if this will turn out like my Cola war with The Bunny King, where I accused his soda of carrying herpies... :lol: ))
Public health issued by Shangola execs.
Healthcare research has reported that people who drink Gulpa get viral herpes. Drink Shangola, its healthier and you'll live longer.
Hey, that's not fair. We are suing you for slander.
By the way, it has been reported that Shangola is made from bug juice.
I wouldn't drink that stuff if I were you.
The Resi Corporation
06-10-2003, 05:02
I don't think you can get Herpes from a Liquid Refreshment...You can if people have been doing naughty stuff to the lid... :wink:
You would be the one to think of that Resi...
((OOC: Heh... I wonder if this will turn out like my Cola war with The Bunny King, where I accused his soda of carrying herpies... :lol: ))
Public health issued by Shangola execs.
Healthcare research has reported that people who drink Gulpa get viral herpes. Drink Shangola, its healthier and you'll live longer.
Hey, that's not fair. We are suing you for slander.
By the way, it has been reported that Shangola is made from bug juice.
I wouldn't drink that stuff if I were you.
There is no bugjuice in Shangola. We use only the finest ingredients imported from various nations around the NS world.
In fact we are not going to tolerate your slandering of our product. We are suing you for product defamation.
Ha. The results are showing that NSers prefer shangola.
The Resi Corporation
06-10-2003, 05:08
You would be the one to think of that Resi...I know I would... http://69.57.141.218/html/emoticons/tongue.gif
The Kishan government wishes to announce the official softdrink for the Kishan women's soccer tournament will be Gulpa.
All other soda's will illegal at this tournament.
Besides we have trade agreement with Eridu to buy only Gulpa.
The Resi Corporation
06-10-2003, 05:13
BUMP
OOC: Since when did people start having soda wars on here?
Lagashi Dew corporation, manufacturer of the second largest soda maker in Mesopotamia has signed an agreement with Gulpa to cooperate against NonMesopotamian soda giant Shangola.
We are sure this new soda pop alliance will be force to be reckoned with in the international soda pop industry.
This alliance will allow Lagashi dew to be sold in nations that buy Gulpa and for gulpa to be sold in nations selling Lagashi Dew.
Gulpa is glad to be a member of this soda pop alliance.
Personally we prefer our brand new PiFizz to either...
OOC: This is bleeding HILARIOUS.
IC: Independent lab testing by non-profit Revalian corporations has confirmed that while both sodas are safe, they taste like crap compared to Revali-Cola and are far more expensive, too.
REVALI-COLA: MADE WITH EBONY ISLANDIAN SLAVE WAGES SO YOU CAN SAVE A QUARTER, BY JOVE.