Mission to Raysia
It was a brisk, cloudless day in November. There was a 7 mph wind, just enough to blow the hats off of old men, just enough to make the leaves rustle.
"Allenfort to Whiskey One. Do not answer. Do not answer. Applejack, repeat, Applejack. Authentication, X-Ray. Over."
If you were in Raysia, and on the eastern side, you could look up and see contrails, a few, flying west. 6 contralis, 5 planes. But they weren't Raysian. They were obviously not Raysian, not the right color scheme, not the right sillouhette. A Raysian civilan, flying a Cessna 182 at the time, happened to get an up-close look at the planes, if only for a second. He only saw the nose of the lead aircraft, a bizarre design by Raysian standards. Only one thing stuck in his mind though, one detail burned into his memory, the number of the lead plane: 118-ISAF.
But the unidentified aircraft had no time for the curious Raysian pilot. They continued west. A bird watcher had the next sighting. He was on a hillside, looking for various forms of hawk, when he spotted the white lines in the sky. That's a little out of place, he thought. There aren't any aircraft routes for miles 'round. I made sure of that. Who the hell are these people? He peered through his binoculars, and could make out only one definite shape. A large, black-and-white circle. The signature of an AWACS plane. And another signature: three triangles on the left wing, "ISAF" on the right. Wonder where there off to, he thought. Unless...
There was a small military base twenty five miles south of the birdwatcher.
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OOC: Current map of Raysia:
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/raysiamap.jpg
IC: *At Raysia Air Guard headquarters in Ascension.*
Officer: "Sir! i don't know how they got in but civillians are seeing non-Raysian fighters along the eastern borders."
Commander: "What the? Aww jeez, get those Sky-Cleaner stations on fully active radar. i want them to have a bead on those fighters at all time... find them, NOW."
*Maybe 2 minutes later, based on civillian reports, 4 Sky-Cleaners in the area (they are the white dots on the map) find them and begin Tracking. outpost 27 north of Logan holds 2 of these Sky Cleaners.*
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*A military-band address is made to the jets, trying to hail them, while 5 RF-12 UCAVs launch on an intercept course towards them*
Apparently unseen by Raysia, the "unidentifieds" begin to travel south. In moments, they are over the target. Hangars litter the ground below. Jeeps and civilan cars dart back and forth frantically, like ants when the hive is disturbed. An attack seems eminent, but none occurs. The planes are directly above the base when the fighters break fromation. They then begin to fly wide circles, a perimeter defence manuver. The AWACS flies much tighter circles. The dance in the sky bewilders the men on the ground. Men on duty begin to ask, "What the hell are those things?" and, "What's going on up there?", etc.
But soon the planes leave, snapping back into formation, leaving as mysteriously as they came.
The spots in the sky now moved northwest.OOC: OK, now you are Godmoding... you should consult me OOC before doing anything like this... your planes would not have got this far :) we have a very very high defense system... 42 Sky Cleaner sites...
"This is Whiskey One. We just got pinged hard. No doubt they got Sky Cleaners lining up with us right now. Over."
"Bravo One here. Affirmative on that ping, Whiskey. Bravo Two and Three, spread and cover our perimeter. Don't shoot until they threaten to comprimise our mission, but dont back down. Over."
"Copy."
"Roger."
That's it, thought Eva, this is what I've been waiting for. Combat. Real combat.
*RF-12 UCAV fighters soon come alongside the targets and a graphic on the side signals for them to drop down and land.* *The Sky Cleaners are armed and trcking very well...* *Many more Air Guard squadrons prepare for launch, on standby*
OOC: What is going on...? You have to have some reason for doing this... otherwise I'll have to breakout the ignore cannons
If I told you why, It would defeat the purpose of my being there, wouldn't it? Besides, I only give you the information that you would have gathered on your own, had this been RL.
"Land? They expect us to land? This is a joke, right?"
"Shut up, Four."
"We got the shit, so why are we still going west?"
"I told you to shut up, Four."
"We got the pictures, so why the fuck are we here?"
"Four, I'll give you one last warning: Shut the hell up."
"Four's right, Eva. We keep pressing west, and they'll blow us out of the sky. They could care less about their cheap drones."
"You can shut up too, Three."
"This is suicide. I'm not gonna push blindly west when we're knee-deep in shit already."
"You leave formation and I let the MPs fuck you up as they see fit."
"So are we leaving or landing?"
"We're following orders."
"Which is?"
"Get the pictures of our objectives."
*The somewhat scattered group of ISAF planes still has 1 UCAV following each one* *suddenly, a missile fires straight forward out of each UCAV, flying out ahead of the plane, and detonating the aerial equivelant of a flashbang, sending a very bright magneisum flash right into the eys of all the pilots... a warning...*
"Shit!"
"Aw, Fuck! I can't see!"
"Good-fucking-god!"
The pilots of the ISAF planes are temporarily stunned, but regain their compsure.
"I ain't gonna get killed for pictures. I'm out, and anyone who wants to follow, can."
"You're staying put. We're going to get the pictures of Ascention, Raysia City, and all the other places we were sent to get pictures of, so, and this is an order, SHUT UP AND DO YOUR JOB!"
An awkward silence follows.
"We got pictures of the stuff in Portland, isn't that enough?"
"Don't even get involved with this Whiskey One."
One of the ISAF Valefor 29-As breaks formation and begins a dash to the east, trying to get the hell out of Raysia.
"Get the fuck back here, Four."
"No, Miss I'm-on-a-suicide-mission-hear-me-roar."
"Fuck you."
"Fuck you, too."
The Valefor quickly diminished and was soon gone. But the other three fighters and the AWACS remained. They began to decend, sensing the Raysians weren't going to kid around with their next shot.
"2000 feet? That's suicide! You can't fly through their costal ridge!"
The sky cleaners continue to track them, knowing very well that they can't fire at anything below 2000 feet, especially in a populated area. Instead, 15 more RF-12s are scrambled and close in on the Whiskies from several angles.
Agrigento
06-10-2003, 07:16
"Sir, its quite a situation over there.", said the Information Officer.
"You got that right, keep me posted.", said the CO.
"Yes sir."
ooc: Glorified Thread Tag.
Commander: "What on Earth could ISAF be up to? They've never been hostile before, and now... i'm guessing this is a recon mission, right?"
Officer: "A UCAV Pilot said it looked like an ISAF ElectroRecon plane... at least the one he saw... says he's sure of it 'cuz he studies ISAF planes as a hobby or something..."
Commander: "Hmmm..."
OOC: Glorified WTF IS GOING ON?! post :)
"Fifteen more fighters incoming."
"Copy."
The situation looked very fragile. The UCAVs vastly outnumbered the Valefors. If anyone moved funny, it was all over.
And the Murphy's Law struck.
A missile streaked out from under the wing of one of the fighters, and it sailed through the air, gracefully tracking its target. It went, and went, until it was barely inches from its destination when someone figured out what had happened.(Raysia, this kill is for plot movement only! You still outnumber me 5 to 1.)
"Holy Fuck! Bravo Three what the fucking hell did you do?!?!"
"I don't know! I panicked!"
"You dumb motherfucker! You just started a fucking war!"
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!"
"Do you think the Raysians know that?! Better yet, do you think they CARE?!"
"I'm sorry!"
"Fuck! Hold your ground! I don't wanna fight unless we need to! Aw fuck, Three!"
Crimson blades
06-10-2003, 16:08
*four gunsips flying at high altitude overhear the ISAF pilots on thier comm stations. they decide to get involved...*
Gunship 00-45, this is Cram, requesting permission to destroy the raysian UCAVs....
Premmision granted cram, but wait up for the rest of the squadron!
Yes sir!
*as the rest of the squadron got in attack formation, they slamed on the engines and swooped out of the heavens, laundhing thier computer guided missiles and launching thier Uni-pod 01 rail cannons. (modern tech)
"Oh fucking christ! What the fuck is this shit!"
"Its raining missiles!"
"What the hell? It's impacting the UCAVs!"
"Who the hell are THESE people?!"
"CB?"
"I'd know that flag anywhere! That's the Crimson Blades!"
"What are they doing here?!"
"Who knows, but as long as they are here, let them kick the crap outta Raysia. DO NOT make any agressive movements!"
"Copy."
"Affirmative."
"Sir, our ally Crimson Blades has entered this war on the side of ISAF, as your advisor, I suggest we help out."
"We have no space stuff?"
"What about those 10 space docks we bought a while ago?"
"Don't they just fire little flash lights?"
"No, sir. You had them armed with Intergallactic Space Missiles (IGSMs) that we created remember?"
"No, I dont. Im and old fart."
"Of course, sir."
"Fire some laser beamy things and IGSMs at Ryasia's Planet."
"Yes sir"
The 10 docks positioned themselfs, well, someone pressed some buttons for them to do so. Anyway. The docks aimed all the flashlights and space missiles they beared at Raysia.
"Fire you SOB!!!!!" commanded ben
"Boom goes Raysia!"
He began playing drums on the big red buttons.
"Wave good bye to a good chunck of that planet!"
"Mwahahahah!" Yelled Channelor Ben Dover, the old fart, "Im starting to like this space crap."
"Really sir?"
"Hell no. Earth is fine for me."
This is my beam weapon:
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Attached to my space craft:
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ho, ho, ho.
this is my beam weapn
-CENSORED-
attatched to my womas space craft!
Osaki, on behalf of
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Message to all: Quit Godmoding... try again later when you have researched my nation, OR ask me OOC before doing an attack.
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Those ISAF planes would be dead the instant that missile fired, that gunship wouldn't have got near to Raysia at all, and none of this could have ever happened... I was being leniant when the ISAF planes got in and now there are other nations... i don't think so, we have a VERY highly rated defense system.
Also, it's a good Idea to Actually have an IC reason for war... I don't even know who you guys are and you're attacking me If we were to pick it up just when the ISAFs fired their missiles, and there were NO GUNSHIPS in the area, this is what it would look like:
"Holy f---! Bravo Three what the f--- hell did you do?!?!"
"I don't know! I panicked!"
Before The leader could finish yelling at the idiot pilot, several fast moving blips, 5 of them, are coming in very fast, fired from the Sky Cleaners, Giant Magnetic Cannons shooting low-yield hydrogen warhead shells, closing in on the ISAF planes very fast. Even while inbound, the suicidal UCAVs begin unloading every QAAM missile they have at the ISAF planes.
Sky Cleaners inbound in 10 Seconds.
Lol nice ignored sign!:) you were ignored altogether BTW lol
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/gm.gif
feel free to use the pic :P
Lol nice ignored sign!:) you were ignored altogether BTW lol
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/gm.gif
feel free to use the pic :P
Lol mine was a joke dont worry. I dont do space. Lol.
Could you make me a sign? TG me if you can and I'll get back to you with specs. Do you use photoshop?
OOC: Raysia, i have on frikken idea who trousers is, and blades, uh, isn't me.
OOC: Raysia, i have on frikken idea who trousers is, and blades, uh, isn't me.
OOC: Kyle or Kevin?
Your sky cleaners fire a shell at mach one. My AWACS can fly faster than that! I say we trash this thread, and make it invite only, eh?
PS: Raysia, this isn't my fault. I dont know half these dopes.
Transmission from the goverment of Aust-
Do you wish for help Raysia from any hostil force. Please respond.
Over.
-Transmission from King theoden of Aust
Someone lock this shit im starting over
Thank u trousers for a job well fucked
where the fuck were you sileetris
Blades, wait for the ok next time
and the rest of you mind your own biz
nar... no thanks, I'm nosey :D
ISAF, dude, if you want to RP something like this, TM me OOC first so you don't screw yourself.
and blades, uh, isn't me.BS...ive just hit 1.002 Billion!
PS: this is crimson blades. ISAF is me other nation.:P
and blades, uh, isn't me.BS...ive just hit 1.002 Billion!
PS: this is crimson blades. ISAF is me other nation.:P
Good work lad. And ISAF/Crimson knows who I am.
imported_Sileetris
07-10-2003, 05:49
*sigh* Did you ever bother to consider that maybe the two are run by different people, but ISAF lets Crim borrow his country every once in a while?
Anyway, I'll have this all sorted out, and we can have a nice invite only thread soon........
Here is a link for the Godmodder
http://www.1337-online.com/badluck.htm
Here is a link for the Godmodder
http://www.1337-online.com/badluck.htmLOL where is that sound byte from?! lol I have "You are an Idiot hahahahahahah" on my Age of Kings taunts lol