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looking for nukes and subs. ( i think i'm old enough for nukes) i would like the stats on the subs. and low prices on everything, if possible including the fleet of planes.

anyone?

Nope.

Nope.darnit!!! but i dont mean cheap prices on nukes, regular price for them. but discounts on fleets of subs, and airforces of planes.

Nukes are useless. So are all WMD.

But then again, I'm an official human rights pussy...

Nukes are useless. So are all WMD.

But then again, I'm an official human rights pussy...nukes are useless?! :shock: no way, what if i carry them in space and fly overtop of the continent/nation i need to bomb, and release it? KA POW, BLEWY,ARRGHH,CHARGE,DEATH, right?

Sorry, I don't have any nukes, subs, or planes. But I could offer you something that could benifit you even more:

http://archive.salon.com/health/feature/2000/03/31/ritalin/story.jpg

This sale is off to a prosperous start.

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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolo

Nukes are useless. So are all WMD.

But then again, I'm an official human rights pussy...nukes are useless?! :shock: no way, what if i carry them in space and fly overtop of the continent/nation i need to bomb, and release it? KA POW, BLEWY,ARRGHH,CHARGE,DEATH, right?

You really think that anyone will let you drop nukes
Ive used Nuclear Tipped Tomahawks and Briefcase nukes only once never a Nuclear Missile/warhead

looking for nukes and subs. ( i think i'm old enough for nukes) i would like the stats on the subs. and low prices on everything, if possible including the fleet of planes.

I really don't think you're old enough for nukes... run a search for Kamata storefront, though. I have an intercontinental high-speed bomber, and a cool missile available.

oh and your not capable of having a space fleet that could get anynear any country with a BB Gun let alont any kind of weapons

looking for nukes and subs. ( i think i'm old enough for nukes) i would like the stats on the subs. and low prices on everything, if possible including the fleet of planes.

I really don't think you're old enough for nukes... run a search for Kamata storefront, though. I have an intercontinental high-speed bomber, and a cool missile available.i believe i am old enough, does anyone else agree? and i don't need that pill. p.s. what kind is it :) )

looking for nukes and subs. ( i think i'm old enough for nukes) i would like the stats on the subs. and low prices on everything, if possible including the fleet of planes.

I really don't think you're old enough for nukes... run a search for Kamata storefront, though. I have an intercontinental high-speed bomber, and a cool missile available.i believe i am old enough, does anyone else agree? and i don't need that pill. p.s. what kind is it :) )

The pills are ritalin. And, no, I don't think you're old enough. Even the n00b guides suggest a 500 million population, even a 700 million population for nukes. Check out the plane and misisle though, you will like, the missile is uber-supersonic cr00zer dude!

Well your economy is just "Very Strong" with 161,000,000 do you think you can support the construction and building of nukes? :?

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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolo

It's ritalin. Says so right on the bottle in the pink band. And it's starting to look more and more promising for you, seeing you don't have a long enough attention span to read a bottle.

Well your economy is just "Very Strong" with 161,000,000 do you think you can support the construction and building of nukes? :?

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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolonot construction, and building, but just buying say 2 of them. and thanks for how many people you need for nukes. is 300million people good? come on, any one going to sell or offer?

You aren't mature enough for nukes. Why?

1.) You refer to them as "nukes" instead of a specific nuclear device when requesting.

2.) Any good roleplayer would NEVER use nukes in a RP. You, however, seem to think that it's good to blow up whole countries.

3.) Learn some capitalization, grammar, and spelling. Nukes are for mature players.

Bye.

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The Free Republic of New Genoa

Well your economy is just "Very Strong" with 161,000,000 do you think you can support the construction and building of nukes? :?

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Duke Anthony Cucolo
Grand Duchy of Cucolonot construction, and building, but just buying say 2 of them. and thanks for how many people you need for nukes. is 300million people good? come on, any one going to sell or offer?

I posted. 500-700 million people is what the n00ber guide reccomends, but you should find a super-ultra-n00b guide so you can understand it better...

It's ritalin. Says so right on the bottle in the pink band. And it's starting to look more and more promising for you, seeing you don't have a long enough attention span to read a bottle.hey, watch it, over a week i'm lucky to have gotten 5hours sleep. i just didn't feel like reading the bottle at the time. p.s. i don't have A SHORT MEMORY SPAn! im just ti.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. ohh, sorry, fell asleep there. im just tired.

*shakes pill bottle* Take two and call me in the morning.

(It's for your attention span, not your "memory span". Read.)

ive got nukes

any one who gives nukes to him will be declared war on. unless your bigger than me, in that case, i'll just go and have monkey sex with benderland.

You aren't mature enough for nukes. Why?

1.) You refer to them as "nukes" instead of a specific nuclear device when requesting.

2.) Any good roleplayer would NEVER use nukes in a RP. You, however, seem to think that it's good to blow up whole countries.

3.) Learn some capitalization, grammar, and spelling. Nukes are for mature players.

Bye.

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/norfolk_island--54.jpgi do not think it is fine to use nuclear devices on ANY country/nation. i know how to spell, use grammar, and capitalize. i don't have to use it all the time though. what is everone's problem? i make a few grammar mistakes and everyone gangs up on me. and i will not call you in the morning benderland, you probably aren't a doctor anyway. can we please stick to the topic at hand?
The Free Republic of New Genoa

ive got nukes

Ok..if you say so :roll:

TL: Looks like the general consensus is:"No Nukes for you". Just a suggestion, as long as your private sector is led by Information Technology, why don't you research "building" nukes?

any one who gives nukes to him will be declared war on. unless your bigger than me, in that case, i'll just go and have monkey sex with benderland.

Woah, I never agreed to that.

I think 500-700 million is a bit drastic, but Liberator, you are too young for nuclear weaponry. They are useless anyhow seeing as how every nation with nuclear technology has the defenses to shoot down enemy nuclear weapons.

any one who gives nukes to him will be declared war on. unless your bigger than me, in that case, i'll just go and have monkey sex with benderland.

Woah, I never agreed to that.

who said you had to agree? :wink:

I think 500-700 million is a bit drastic, but Liberator, you are too young for nuclear weaponry. They are useless anyhow seeing as how every nation with nuclear technology has the defenses to shoot down enemy nuclear weapons.

Also a good point :lol:

BTW: TL, how do plan on launching these? What's the use of buying nuclear missiles, when you don't posses the means to launch? You think the missiles are expensive...It cost me a few Billion a year just to maintain my nuclear program, and thats a lowball estimate (Cause I mine my own Uranium).

-double post-

any one who gives nukes to him will be declared war on. unless your bigger than me, in that case, i'll just go and have monkey sex with benderland.what gives you the right to wage war on me for such a thing? i learned my mistake and will wait until i am older for nukes. all anyone has to do is tell me and i will listen. don't make me look stupid, or be a warmongerer. just give me a chance everyone.

any one who gives nukes to him will be declared war on. unless your bigger than me, in that case, i'll just go and have monkey sex with benderland.what gives you the right to wage war on me for such a thing? i learned my mistake and will wait until i am older for nukes. all anyone has to do is tell me and i will listen. don't make me look stupid, or be a warmongerer. just give me a chance everyone.

He said: Declare war on them...not you. So now you know, just don't try and outright buy a nuclear program, develop it yourself.

Tell me, could I begin development of Nuclear weaponry? hmm? My defence budget is over one trillion.

If you want... nuclear technology is much more useful for other things, though.

Tell me, could I begin development of Nuclear weaponry? hmm? My defence budget is over one trillion.Yea, I think you are large enough population and economically speaking.

any one who gives nukes to him will be declared war on. unless your bigger than me, in that case, i'll just go and have monkey sex with benderland.what gives you the right to wage war on me for such a thing? i learned my mistake and will wait until i am older for nukes. all anyone has to do is tell me and i will listen. don't make me look stupid, or be a warmongerer. just give me a chance everyone.

He said: Declare war on them...not you. So now you know, just don't try and outright buy a nuclear program, develop it yourself.

thank you. i said 'them' not 'you'. please read right

im selling a Uranium Radiation Nuclear war head

VERY VERY powerful 1 trillion

be careful if you wish to buy it sad things will happen

One trillion?

:lol:

Bullshit.

I'll sell you a very large missile filled with cheese.

Not big enough? Too bad.

The subs I can sell, but the nukes? No way.

And Bumplords- that was pretty retarded. Selling nuclear weapons to young nations is definitely a transgression of rules, but declaring war on them just over that is not the answer. Let diplomacy run its course first. :roll:

And if I see any monkey sex in here, I'm going to invade Bumplords with a million troops.

For the sake of bad RP, well give you 5 SS-18 Satan ICBM's.

For the sake of bad RP, well give you 5 SS-18 Satan ICBM's.Bastard!

aww, I want some SS-18 Satans! Anyways, I've already started my Nuclear programme, and anyone that has a problem with that, well we can discuss that ;)

Back on topic...

I can provide submarines for you.

They are at my storefront:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=70099

Hope to see you buy some

Also Liberator is a war monger hes trying to buy nukes to attack me.Anyone whos sell them to Lib will face me.

well looking at the nuclear powers and their populations...

France: 60 Million
USA: 290 Million
India: 1 Billion
China: 1.2 Billion
Pakistan: 150 Million
Isreal: 6 Million (not really an official nuclear power, but its strongly suspected by many)

So pop. isnt always necessarily the determining factor...

But then again its so much more fun to rp without nuclear weapons. there are a few outcomes...

1.) Everyones Dead
2.) Defense System Worked

So you'd probably be better off spending that cash elsewhere.

For the sake of bad RP, well give you 5 SS-18 Satan ICBM's.

I guess 12 year olds never, ever learn a lasting lesson. :?

i will sell you a nuke for 500 million USD....if you want the detonator for it that will be another 1 billion dollars

BTW my nukes have been in storage for a very long time awaiting dismantlement so they may or may not work

Look, I'm an impoverished commie nation, but I can give you some really neat radioactive sheep, I'm actually trying to get rid of these things, they keep on lighting up the roads and showingthe ways to the secret nuclear bunkers that we definitely don't have, so you'd be doing us a favour just to get rid of them....they taste quite nice too

Hampster squared, whilst my nation may not be entirely communist, we have urgent need of your sheep to aid us in our space programme; according to recent budget analyses conducted by our Defence Ministry, we are now Zl25billion over budget for our space development. We have 5 multi-stage solid fuel rockets to test, along with a re-usable re-entry module; a fully-equipped landing strip with fire-fighting teams and medics on stand-by, and a crew of highly trained professional cosmonauts. The rocket is, in fact, sitting at the launch pad awaiting fuelling for, alas, we have no landing-lights to guide our brave astral explorers back to earth. If you could allow us to purchase your sheep, we could then staple or glue them to the sides of the runway and allow further expansion of our Space Weapons Developme - I mean, Space Development Agency.

Hampster squared, whilst my nation may not be entirely communist, we have urgent need of your sheep to aid us in our space programme; according to recent budget analyses conducted by our Defence Ministry, we are now Zl25billion over budget for our space development. We have 5 multi-stage solid fuel rockets to test, along with a re-usable re-entry module; a fully-equipped landing strip with fire-fighting teams and medics on stand-by, and a crew of highly trained professional cosmonauts. The rocket is, in fact, sitting at the launch pad awaiting fuelling for, alas, we have no landing-lights to guide our brave astral explorers back to earth. If you could allow us to purchase your sheep, we could then staple or glue them to the sides of the runway and allow further expansion of our Space Weapons Developme - I mean, Space Development Agency.

I sell seawolf subs. Here is my store:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=50762&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Also Liberator is a war monger hes trying to buy nukes to attack me.Anyone whos sell them to Lib will face me.back off walten! the "war" is over. infact, i haven't ever declared war on you except when you became a terrorist and demanded 5billion dollars from my other nation. i am not a warmongerer. if anyone is, it is you for your false accusations. just get over it, i wanted nukes( anytype) for my defense squad. not to bomb you. i am not that dumb. so just get over it.

ok, can anyone sell me a squad of planes? p.s. those of you who gave me their site, expect an order soon.

Look at my storefront. Tell me if you like.

Look at my storefront. Tell me if you like.please list the thread.

well?

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=77859&highlight=

thank you, but nothing there interests me.sorry.