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The Bluesmobile!!!!


It's got a cop motor, a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks, it was a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas.

Note: The cigarette lighter is fully operational.

Cost: 5,000 USD

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The Wigan Pier Class Ore Barge

The Wigan Pier class is a highly capable ship, able to undertake long missions far away from home port. It can carry up to 300,000 tons of ore, and carries a crew of three. (pilot, copilot, engineer)

Cost: 2,000,000,000

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The Roger Williams class mining explorer craft

The Roger Williams class was developed to meet the more stringent requirements of LRR nomadic fleets. It can operate for as long as the crew's patience holds out, collecting resources from even the most tightly packed or most spread out of all resource fields. (ahem ahem ahem.) The Roger Williams class can carry 4,500 tons of ore internally, and another 5,000 tons when a somtaaw ore cannister is attached. It carries a crew of 3. (Pilot, engineer, miner)The ship uses a set of robotic arms to harvest large chunks of minerals, which are stored in their raw form and are refined into usable form at a carrier, cruiser, spcially equipped destroyer, specially equipped frigate, or ore processor ship. The ore barge also serves the aforementioned purpose.

Cost:1,500,000,000 USD

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The Ignus Dei class Mining Frigate

The Ignus Dei is a highly customizable ship, not used by LRR but nontheless a capable platform. It can hold two 200,000 ton ore cannisters in the space in front and in back of the two upper and lower arms of the ship. The arms house full ore refineries, and the ship can have its entire load done before it gets back to base. The massive ore capacity of this ship leaves little room for the required qualities of LRR ships, though, which are high armor protection, high firepower, and high speed. The small, unimressive engines on this frigate are used to power LRR corvettes, which are about 20 times smaller than the Ignus.

Cost: 3,000,000,000 USD

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The Mr. Magoo A.I.

The Mr. Magoo AI is one of the best ship computer systems out there. (the more capable Purple Haze AI, developed specially for the giant Michael Strogoff and Emancipator class ships is not for sale yet.) Mr. Magoo also contains one of the most revolutionary systems ever-a neural base network. Mr. Magoo is basically a human brain merged with all the capabilities of the best supercomputers. We used a recreation of assassinated Forigen Minister Lief Erickson's brain to provide the neural grounding for the system. This all means that the AI has a sense of right and wrong. It will always take the best interests of the crew into account, and is not meant to be the direct master of the ship's systems. The job of piloting, engineering, and other such tasks are left to the biological crew, and Mr. Magoo acts as an advisor. For example, the AI points the ship's weapons in the right direction, but the firing command must be given by the human gunner.

Price: Telegram LRR

The Empire series, by Isaac Asimov

The Caves Of Steel
The Naked Sun
Robots Of Dawn
Robots and Empire

The Foundation Series, by Isaac Asimov

Prelude To Foundation
Foundation
Foundation And Empire
Second Foundation
Foundation's Edge
Foreward The Foundation

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A 2.5" by 3" wall poster of this

Funny, eh?

Cost: 5.00 USD

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When Bush Comes to Shove- The Capitol Steps

Shoe-Bomb, Don't Go Faking You're Smart, Enron-ron-ron, Tom Ridge Bedtime Stories #1, Taliban, Pack the Knife, Greenspan, Dr. Tommy Tuck, Everybody Must Get Cloned, Tony with the Light Brown Hair, Jacques Chiraq, Who'll Drop a Bomb During Ram-A-Dan-a-Dan, Osama Come Out Tomorrow, Tom Ridge Bedtime Story #2, Old Man Wizard, Con-Did-It, You Don't Mess Around With Jim, Cher the Power, India Oh India, Argentina, Mooooooo, Tom Ridge Bedtime Story #3, Glory, Paranoia, Lirty Dies: Schmenron and Obama Sin Laden

Cost: 10.00 USD

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This Poster!

Cost: 5.00 USD

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This Poster![/orange]

Cost: 5.00 USD

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[color=orange]Bill Gates in Top Gun!

Cost: 5.00 USD

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Boris Yeltsin in MiG Pilot!

Cost: 5.00 USD

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Pope John Paul II in Godfodder!

Cost: 5.00 USD

More to come! (OCC: Dinner time.)

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Low-Cost Naval Vessels!

Cost: 100.00 USD

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The Quad-Beam Ion Cannon Frigate

The QB is an excellent craft for use in large-fleet skirmishes. It packs four ion cannons into one ship, making for an insane amount of firepower. This, however, is at the expense of speed and manouverability. The shght of these ships in formation, all firing, can make even the most experienced captains loose their nerve.

Cost: 10,000,000,000 USD

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Low-Cost Flagships!

The Kadeshi mothership is a highly capable and redundant design. It should be part of any new fleet. LRR will build YOU a kadeshi mothership for the low low low low price of:

150,000,000,000 USD

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Lightsabers!

These are great for your poilce forces to use. They can slice somebody's arm straight off! (They can give a nasty burn when on low power.)

Cost: 2,000 USD

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The Blastech D-44!!!

A excellent personal weapon. It has good range, and a 40-shot energy clip.

Cost: 1,000 USD

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The Slide Guitar!

Cost: 500 USD

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Crazy-looking Electric Guitar!

Cost: 350 USD

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To expand the Commerce Heights Poster Collection available to government officials for use in their offices, Commerce Heights will buy 1,000 of the Microsoft posters. §2,500 (USD 5,000) wired. :P

To expand the Commerce Heights Poster Collection available to government officials for use in their offices, Commerce Heights will buy 1,000 of the Microsoft posters. §2,500 (USD 5,000) wired. :P

CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!

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I want 1 blues mobile.

I want 1 blues mobile.

You, sir, are confirmed.

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Le monde va changer de base
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C'est la lutte finale
Groupons-nous, et demain (bis)
L'Internationale
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La terre n'appartient qu'aux hommes
L'oisif ira loger ailleurs
Combien, de nos chairs se repaissent
Mais si les corbeaux, les vautours
Un de ces matins disparaissent
Le soleil brillera toujours.

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ill take 10000 light sabors
*wires money*



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ill take 10000 light sabors
*wires money*



in dark room green eyes glow. "hehe now my dark sith army will rise and desamate all"

Ok. Confirmed.

Suddenly, the door bursts open, and an army of black-suited, smartly dressed men with thick-rimmed glasses and carrying briefcases empties into the rooom.

"YOU SIR ARE OVERDUE ON YOUR F*CKING TAXES! YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED! SIGN HERE!"

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I thought the posters would attract people like flies to that sticky-tape stuff that you hang from the ceiling.

100 D-44s, please. We're researching laser weapons and that looks like an interesting weapon to do research on. It might even boost our research to almost complete. we're about 80% completed on blasters.

100 D-44s, please. We're researching laser weapons and that looks like an interesting weapon to do research on. It might even boost our research to almost complete. we're about 80% completed on blasters.

Ok. Order confirmed.