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The strangest RP ever... It is ended.

05-10-2003, 06:08
OK, heres how its gonna work. we all make up part of the RP (doesn't have to make ANY sense) but, heres the fun part. you have to pick a voice and stick with it. if you cant think of anything to add, just join up in someone elses part. one more thing: there is no such thing as godmodding exept if you declare someone elses losses. and dont make the numbers break the frame, or ill be angry.

pirate. arr, avast, laddies! the deck of the hellspawn needs a swabbin, and ill be damned if i dont give er what she needs!

get it? ok, im going to be a phyco knight and his speech impeded knave/servant.

"Polish my boots, knave! we embark on a sacred mission! We must rid the world of clowns and dastardly flying hippos! we ride at sundown!!"

"yeth, thir. thoud i pwepare your horth ath well?"

"No! I will ride my pet rocks to hells gate!"

"very good, thir"
05-10-2003, 06:13
"Knave, my pet rocks will not ride! fetch my my sword so that i might split them asunder!"

"your.... thword, thir? i think that you traded it away"

"WHAT!?? WHAT DID I TRADE IT FOR!?!"

"ath i remember, thir.... your pet rockth thir..."

"......."

"ill get you another one, thir. on the double, thir..."
Lapse
05-10-2003, 06:20
MOOOOOO
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 06:23
What you say? What happen? Were I be now in?

...

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!
HA HA HA HA!!!
05-10-2003, 06:23
"see, kanve! a cow! I Shall capture her and ride, So that my pet rocks may take a break! fetch me my butterfly net!"

"thir... you have no butterfly net, thir... give me coins tho that i might get one, thir... but perhapth if we just got thome rope and caught her with that, thir?"

"nonsense! here is a haypenny. get me a butterfly net with golden strands. hurry, knave!"
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 06:25
All your cow are belong to us!
...
BOOM!
Somebody set it up the bomb!
05-10-2003, 06:28
"thir, the cow ecthpolded, thir!!"

"i can see, that, knave! Bring me my sword, a roast, and a big spoon!"

*Knave brings asked for itemth*

*Knight eats remains of cown after hacking of bad pieces with sword and toasting cow lightly*
Lapse
05-10-2003, 06:28
mooo

*bites shing-lo*

mooo

*kicks The Resi Corporation *
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 06:29
For great justice. Cow way eating in of is.
*nods sagely*
05-10-2003, 06:32
"see, knave, an odd orange eaded man! if i show him to the locals and say that he is a male witch (Warlock?), they may give me a reward!"

"yeth, thir. perhapth we thould ectherthithe caution?"

"Nonsense!"

*knight carges in waving his swrd wildly*
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 06:35
Argh! Move ZiG! You know what you doing!
*Zig Fires at cow*
05-10-2003, 06:37
*Cow is burned toa crisp, knight keeps charging at Zig*


"come, kanve,let us capture this vile creature!"
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 06:39
Ha ha ha ha! All your ass are belong to us!
*Zig fires at knight*
Roania
05-10-2003, 06:41
<Resi, little heads-up. I will not be on at all tomorrow.>
Lapse
05-10-2003, 06:41
Moooooo

*decides i dont like fire or the smell of beef*

As last gesture of defiance burps and fills the room with explosive methane...

the methane explodes

(and if thats godmoding...i dont like these rules)
Crimmond
05-10-2003, 06:45
OOC: I choose... a Southern US accent, just like I have. I never type like it, but I have it.

IC: "Smells like a Bar-bee-Que, buddy!" "I heerd that! Let go an' get us some!" Both run into room and start carving up the cow. "We's gonna burn us some critter parts!"
05-10-2003, 06:46
ooc: there IS no godmodding on this thread, unless you post other peoples losses

IC: the explosion from the methane throws the knight sideways and his knave is hit instead, and is instantly burned to a crithp. the knight then begins another reckless charge at Zig
Crimmond
05-10-2003, 06:52
The two rednecks have smelled worse than burning methane, seeing how when they take a bath it's in a creek and the creek has a ring when they're done....

"Cletus! Put some charcoal on the grill! We's gonna have us a cookout!"

Cletus pours the charcoal in and pours three cans of lighter fluid on it, then tosess in a match. He runs around for several minutes with his hair on fire, much to Bubba's amusment.
05-10-2003, 06:58
OCC:you @$)(&% lazieness, you broke the frame! and thats not a valid accent!

IC: the knight i nearing Zig and brings his sword into attack position. however psycic he may be, he is a good fighter.
Crookfur
05-10-2003, 14:04
On a Nearby Hill, 2 glaswegian neds are sitting getting off thier heads on buckfast.

"haw man! did ye see that pure mad mental Coo mon? it pure exploded and everything mon, thats pure chicken oriental mon!"

"aye mon! pure mental and aw that mon, see that big knight mon? i bet he's a pure mosher poof man! haw haw haw (ned laughter)"

"Aw mon thats the bucky pure finished and aw mon! come on lets see if we can find some mushies or soemthing and get totally oot it mon!"
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 14:15
We must rid the world of dastardly flying hippos! we ride at sundown!!"

You keep away from my Polly! She never hurt no one did you Pol? *weeps with sincerity*

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/sirocco.jpg
Crimmond
05-10-2003, 14:38
"HOLY! Bubba, looky there, that winged perpel thing looks like yer mama!" "Why I outa clobber y- hey, yer right..."
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 14:52
"What yoo sayin' 'bout mah Polly now? Yeh, Ah'm talkin to yoo!"
05-10-2003, 16:40
*swings around when catching a glimpse(sP?) of polly the flying hippo, and charges at her instead*

"Thou shalt die, you terrrible beast!"

OOC: I thought polly was busy in numetal, or maybe in hell...
05-10-2003, 16:53
OOC: I Updated the rules, so everyone just skim through them. i also changed the name, but not significantly. We need a lot more people. if you are just watchin, please join in!
05-10-2003, 17:04
I choose, lets see, a Blue Rogue (air pirate) with a NS accent.


Sees crazy knight try to slay purple flying hippo.

"Okay, while I'm rather freaked out by the sight of a purple FLYING hippo!, that's no reason to hack him up. Hey, you in the armor, whatcha think ya doin?"

Pulls out double cutlasses and rushes the knight!
05-10-2003, 17:07
*the knight hears the rasp of swords on theather nd spins around*

"ahh! what is THAT!?!"

"Ok, then!"

*knight charges air pirate as well*
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 17:09
1st Siroccan: Well there's somethin' you don't see every day.
2nd Siroccan: I gotta agree with you there.
1st Siroccan: I remember when these hippos were magenta...
2nd Siroccan: They are magenta.
1st Siroccan: Ah, but it was a much more refined magenta.
2nd Siroccan: Isn't that Polly?
1st Siroccan: So it is, she flew all the way back here from some ghost town or sumthin'.
2nd Siroccan: That's right!
3rd, slightly inebriated Siroccan: *hic*
05-10-2003, 17:10
OOC: Ohy, and I forgot to mention that Arcadians (including Air Pirates) gots the spiffy magic.

IC


The Rogue, stops, raises one of his cutlasses, and yells "Electres!" Lightning bolts shoot out at the knight , then the Rogue begins charging again.
05-10-2003, 17:12
*knight does something odd with his hands*

"Dar, give me strength!"

*a ray of destructive light shoots twords the hippo, branches of and shoots twords the pirate*




OOC: Dar is the goddes of destruction. turns out that hes a psycho paladin!
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 17:14
1st Siroccan: They just killed Polly.
2nd Siroccan: When I was younger hippos never got killed by rays of destructive light.
1st Siroccan: Yes they did.
2nd Siroccan: Yes, but none of this foreign destructive light...
3rd Siroccan: *hic*
05-10-2003, 17:20
*The knights ray of light hits the pirates, and they both explode*

"damn!"

*a furious magical battle ensues, neither can gain an advantage*

"well... this battle cannot be decided by our skills with the force.... but our skills with a lightsaber!"

"uhh, i mean"

"lets just fight without magic so that one of us comes out on top, eh?"

*Knight begins a rising chant, and a bubble appears*

"no magic can be done in this bubble, dar negates it immediateley. lets GO!"
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 17:27
1st Siroccan: Things are gettin' busy now.
2nd Siroccan: Aye, I wonder if we can get better seats, that hippo's blocking my view.
1st Siroccan: How about over there?
2nd Siroccan: OK.
3rd Siroccan: *hic*
05-10-2003, 17:27
*knight carges at pirate, swinging sword with wild abandon*
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 17:30
1st Siroccan: Phew that sword nearly 'it me!
2nd Siroccan: Kids... do they not realise that if they run everywhere all their lives they're just goin' to an early grave?
1st Siroccan: Aye, what do they expect with all that smokin' and drinkin'-
3rd Siroccan *hic*?
1st Siroccan: Shut up you.
05-10-2003, 17:30
"Alright, no magic huh? Well, then, time for some special moves! Cutlass Fury!"

The two cutlasses glow with blue energy, as the pirate attacks, using powerful slashes in an attempt to dispatch his foe.
Qaaolchoura
05-10-2003, 17:32
Thou art not like to last long, thee rogue.

*tries to torch pirate with flamethrower*

Who hath replaced my flammable liquid with water?
05-10-2003, 17:35
"Hold, sir paladin. Someone has tried to turn me into a raging fireball. If you'll excuse me for a moment."

Rushes the guy with flamethrower.
05-10-2003, 17:36
"gahh!"

*the glowing blue swords streak twods the knight, and he manages to dodge one, but the second one hits him in the shoulder, hitting at a lucky angle to that it bounces off of his armor*

*the knight then has dar bless his sword, and he makes an attack of his own*

"Darfire Strike!"

*his blade is immolated, and is made of pure darfire*



OOC: WHOOOOOT! 500 POSTS!
05-10-2003, 17:39
"Darn you, I said hold!"

Leaps into air, dodging the knights blade. "Rain of Swords!"

Out of his two blades shoot 14 copies of it (made of energy of course) , peppering the land beneath him. Upon impact, they explode.
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 17:40
1st Siroccan: Ooh, nice move there. [claps]
2nd Siroccan: Eh, it was OK for a foreigner.
1st Siroccan: What is it with you and foreigners?
2nd Siroccan: I don't mind foreigners per se, but these ones just aren't from around here.
1st Siroccan: I had an aunt in Shing-Lo once...
2nd Siroccan: Oh?
1st Siroccan: She didn't like foreigners either.
2nd Siroccan: Sensible woman.
3rd Siroccan: *hic*
05-10-2003, 17:44
"gahhh!"

*the knight tries to dodge te swords, but a few hit the ground near him and explode, throwing him about ten feet and temporarily stunning him*
05-10-2003, 17:45
The Rogue runs over to the stunned knight, and presses a cutlass against his kneck.

"surrender or die."
Qaaolchoura
05-10-2003, 17:48
"Hold, sir paladin. Someone has tried to turn me into a raging fireball. If you'll excuse me for a moment."

Rushes the guy with flamethrower.

If thou thinkest that I am finished, then thou art a fool.

*pulls out a Pilsbury cake mix*

I havest the worlds most lethal toxin.

OOC: I detest Pilsbury.
05-10-2003, 17:51
DAR, SHIELD ME!!

*very close fitting bubble pops up around the knight like a second set of skin. he pushes away the knights sword and leaps up*

"our battle is not finished, sir."

LETS GO!
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 17:51
1st Siroccan: That's a damned waste o' good pilsbury.
2nd Siroccan: ayup's right.
3rd Siroccan: *hic*
05-10-2003, 17:53
OOC: give me two hours of sleep and ill be right back on. just two hours. thanks. dont let the thread die while im sleeping.
NuMetal
05-10-2003, 18:00
A random NuMetallian teenager shows up on the sidelines and begins speaking aloud as he talks on AIM

"lol omg that wuz coolz!!11"
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 18:12
1st Siroccan: Look at that punk kid. Doesn't he realise there's a battle going on here?
2nd Siroccan: When I was younger everyone respected their elders.
3rd Siroccan: *hic*?
2nd Siroccan: Well obviously no one would respect you...
NuMetal
05-10-2003, 18:16
"hey dude stfu!!!!!11 My CAPS lOcK bUTonn iS tEH bESt!!1!!!!1!"
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 18:22
1st Siroccan: Dreadful grammar, and the spelling! In all my days...
2nd Siroccan: Whaddaya say we teach the kid a lesson?
1st Siroccan: That might not be a bad idea. Hey you, give me that bottle!
3rd Siroccan: *hic!*
2nd Siroccan: Let's do it!

OOC: Gotta go
Qaaolchoura
05-10-2003, 18:24
Though art soon to be goon.

*reaches into sleeve, and takes out some twinkies*

Here art some "victuals" for thou to consume.
NuMetal
05-10-2003, 18:33
*Takes twinkies from qaaolchoura and throws them at Sirocco*
05-10-2003, 18:42
I'll order eleventy billion!
Qaaolchoura
05-10-2003, 18:54
Thou shally order how much of what?

If thou wouldst speakest in English it woulst be greatly appreciated.
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 19:15
1st Siroccan: He just threw twinkies at us!
2nd Siroccan: What are twinkies?
1st Siroccan: I have no idea...
3rd Siroccan: *hic*
NuMetal
05-10-2003, 20:20
OOC: Really?

IC:

"roflmfao :x "
Qaaolchoura
05-10-2003, 20:22
OOC: I think he's joking.

IC: Twinkies art one of few vittles which be not actually consumable.
NuMetal
05-10-2003, 20:24
*eats food from ground*


OOC: I had someone who didn't know what Keebler was on here before so who knows
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 20:29
OOC: Never heard of 'em.

IC:

1st Siroccan: Ooh, my back, my aching back. I just need a Keebler.
2nd Siroccan: What's a keebler?
1st Siroccan: I dunno.
3rd Siroccan: *hic*
NuMetal
05-10-2003, 20:30
OOC: hostess....Wheres the cream filling? baically cake type thing with cream in the middle
NuMetal
05-10-2003, 20:32
http://www.dannyhellman.com/imgs/keebler.gif

Keebler is a cookie company

http://www.shinolas.com/images/twinkies.gif
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 20:43
1st Siroccan: Well fancy that.
3rd Siroccan: *crunch* *hic*
05-10-2003, 20:46
PICKACUH!!!!!!!! PIKA,PIKA, CUH!!!!!!!!
05-10-2003, 20:54
*looks at flying hippo remark in first post*
GRUNT ROAR GURGLEGURGLE! BELCH ROAR!
Gruntgruntrooaaarrrrgurgle, Chief of Police
http://boards1.wizards.com/images/avatars/Magic-QuestingPhelddagrif.jpg
Qaaolchoura
05-10-2003, 21:10
*looks at flying hippo remark in first post*
GRUNT ROAR GURGLEGURGLE! BELCH ROAR!
Gruntgruntrooaaarrrrgurgle, Chief of Police
http://boards1.wizards.com/images/avatars/Magic-QuestingPhelddagrif.jpg

Neat pic.

Whereja get it?
05-10-2003, 21:11
ooc: im back!

IC: *The knight now decides to charge the grunting and roaring animal wearing a badge*

"AHHH! CMERE YE DRAGON!"
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 21:18
*looks at flying hippo remark in first post*
GRUNT ROAR GURGLEGURGLE! BELCH ROAR!
Gruntgruntrooaaarrrrgurgle, Chief of Police
http://boards1.wizards.com/images/avatars/Magic-QuestingPhelddagrif.jpg

Wow... that is just too huge a coincidence... it's even the right colour! :shock:
Qaaolchoura
05-10-2003, 21:26
Or they photoshopped it by taking a griffin or an eagle or an angel, tinting a hippo purple, and, placing it on.
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 21:32
A pair of orks emerge over the top of the ridge:
Ork 1 (Nazgub): Oi lok at dem 'umies. Dey're fightin' again
Ork 2 (Zagdrek): Lookz like fun, letz join in.
Both: Waaaggghhh!!
*They charge down, their pet grot Snikgit following waving a large banner*
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 21:33
1st Siroccan: It's very good... pity it wasn't bigger.
2nd Siroccan: Shh! That's an OOC post you're replying to!
1st Siroccan: Whoops, sorry.
3rd Siroccan: *hic*
05-10-2003, 21:47
GRUNT GURGLE ROAR! GURGLE GURGLE!
*bites orc in two*
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 21:47
Nazgrub: Oi der some 'umies over der, next to dat purple thin'. Dey's not fightin.
Zagdrek: Dat's not very good iz it? I saiz we go'z and mash 'em
Nazgrub: Good idea
Both: WAAAGGGHHH!!
*They charge off towards the Siroccans*
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 21:49
GRUNT GURGLE ROAR! GURGLE GURGLE!
*bites orc in two*

OOC: My orks hadn't quite got to the fighting, so couldn't be bitten in two. They're currently charging the Siroccans
05-10-2003, 21:49
ROAR GURGLE GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT! ROAR GURLGE!
*crunch crunch crunch*
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 21:50
1st Siroccan: My my, I've seen flightless hippos kill many things but not Orcs, I'm very impressed.
2nd Siroccan: Aye, but Polly was better.
1st Siroccan: Indoobiably.
3rd Siroccan: *hic*
2nd Siroccan: Where's you get that other bottle from?!
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 21:51
1st Siroccan: Oh dear, I rather think we should run.
2nd Siroccan: I concur.

[They run]

3rd Siroccan: *hic*?
Qaaolchoura
05-10-2003, 21:53
What doest thou flee from?
05-10-2003, 21:54
OOC: this was the biggest i could make it witrhout getting it super grainy....

http://www.geocities.com/illidanthehunter/hippo.jpg
NuMetal
05-10-2003, 21:57
"wowz I surez knowz howzzerz to overuse the letter z dontz I?"
NuMetal
05-10-2003, 21:57
"wowz I surez knowz howzzerz to overuse the letter z dontz I?"
05-10-2003, 22:02
yez, you surez duzz. youz alzoz knowz howz to dubblez pozt!
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 22:04
Nazgrub: Oi cum bak you pansie 'umies
Zagdrek: (missing half an arm): Urrr boss.. dat big thing bit me.
Nazgrub: Stop whinging like a grot. Get it.
*Nazgrub fires his slugga at the hippo but misses as usual*
OOC: Don't post other people's injuries, leave that to the owner
05-10-2003, 22:08
BOOM!!

the ground near the hippo erupts in a violent shower of dirt and flame.
NuMetal
05-10-2003, 22:12
"Double post? N3va4r!!111 I think your c-ing things!" :wink:

*pulls out a hand gernade,pulls the pin and throws it into the crowd of fighting people*
Sirocco
05-10-2003, 22:12
1st Siroccan: Are they chasing us?
2nd Siroccan: I dunno.
1st Siroccan: Think we should look?
2nd Siroccan: Nah.
1st Siroccan: Where's Gyrert?

Meanwhile...

3rd Siroccan: *hic?*
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 22:13
Nazgrub: Wot was dat?
*The two orks picked tehmselves up and groaned*
Zagdrek: Dat was a big bang!
*Nazgrub whacks the other ork around the head and then watches as the dust settles.*
Qaaolchoura
05-10-2003, 22:14
*plucks grenade from the air*

I doest wonder what this brown thing doth be.

*tosses hand grenade back at Nu Metal*
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 22:14
"Double post? N3va4r!!111 I think your c-ing things!" :wink:

*pulls out a hand gernade,pulls the pin and throws it into the crowd of fighting people*

The hand grenade hits Snikgit's big banna and bounces back off towards the thrower. Snikgit then sneaks towards the big hippo.
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 22:16
*plucks grenade from the air*

I doest wonder what this brown thing doth be.

*tosses hand grenade back at Nu Metal*

OOC: whoever managed to throw back the hand grenade, it still ended up by Nu Metal

EDIT: What was the big BOOM?
NuMetal
05-10-2003, 22:20
*somehow or another the grenade comes flying back*

"haha the jokes on you that was a dud anyways"

*grenade hits NuMetallian on the head,knocking him unconsouis(sp.),an ambulance pulls up from nowhere,revives him and drives away*

"Ouch I have a headache....whats going on...ah well"
05-10-2003, 22:21
boom=magic explosion
Qaaolchoura
05-10-2003, 22:23
I doth think there be witchcraft in the air.
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 22:24
As the orks fight the giant hippo, Snikgit sneaks up to behind it and brings his banner crashing down on its head.
OOC: The banner weighs a LOT
NuMetal
05-10-2003, 22:29
*flys over the melee on his jetback dropping toxic mushrooms*


"mwahahahahha"
05-10-2003, 22:29
OOC: Like how much?

http://www.reformed.com/images/banner.jpg

or

http://www.networkingnewsletter.org.uk/43/banner2.jpg

?
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 22:31
Another ork crests the hill, except not walking up it:
Rigdub activated his orkish jet pack boosters and flies above the combat.
"I'm going to getz yu" he shouts at the person flying around dropping mushrooms
NuMetal
05-10-2003, 22:34
*Engages air to air mushroom vulcans in the general direction of the flying orc*
05-10-2003, 22:37
Knight screams


DARFIRE ARROW!

A flaming arrow shoots out of his hand twords the mushroom-mobile.
NuMetal
05-10-2003, 22:39
the arrow hits the fuel tank on the NuMetallians jetback,causing a massive explosion which he somehow survives,and a massive cloud of toxic mushroom spores now hangs above the battle...and slowly begans to settle...
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 22:39
One of the mushrooms ends up in the jetpacks fuel compartment. Wit ha sudden roar the jetpack powers up even more and sends Rigdub flying up to the boy whereupon he aims a choppa swing at his head.
Rigdob: WAAAGGGHHH!
OOC1: All ork petrol is made out of fungus brew, mushrooms comprising the majority of it. Therefore, throwing mushrooms at it only help it to go faster.
OOC2: Orks are actually a fungus and therefore can withstand mushroom attacks.
OOC3: This type of orks is spelt with a "k" not a "c" (Don't ask me why, they just are)
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 22:42
Nazgub: Mmmm.... that ladz fuel must be mushroom based... Tastez betta dan grotz it doz
Zagdrek: Yep.. Sure doz
*Snikgit continues batting at the hippo's head*
NuMetal
05-10-2003, 22:43
as he no longer has a jetpack,the NuMetallian boy(getting tired of typing that,will name him Smith) is falling when an ork zooms bye and slashes his face,he is now bleeding from a gash on his face and beaks a leg in the fall,but he shortly affixes a magic bandaid to himself healing all his wounds
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 22:44
The final ork of the group emerges over the ridge. Dressed i purple robes and accompanied by two grots, the ork weirdboy glares at the battle. It calls upon the powers of Gork to bring his almighty heel down on the knight.

A massive foot appears above the knights head and stamps down...
Lunatic Retard Robots
05-10-2003, 22:47
Un a nerby ill, thryee mun wot AK-47s lye un der grass. Dey'rre ull turrurists ov der PFAS militia.

Gunnur 1: (Frehrw) "Oi! Wot's say woi gow un blow sumtin up, oye?"
Gunnur 2 (Gherttrewel;kf) "Oi! Sunds gudd! Der's sum peple duwn ther. Huntin der hippers. Wot's sey woi blow em' up?"
Gunnur 3: "Oi!"
Gunnur 1: "Oi?"
Gunnur 3: "Oi! Luts gow!"
Gunnur 2: "Uttuck!!!!!"

The three terrorists charge down the hill, guns blazing, twoards Rigdob.
05-10-2003, 22:47
fortunateley, the knigt has spiky and highly durable armor, so he is unhurt, but the spikes go deep into the orks foot.....
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 22:54
The foot vanishes as soon as it appeared. Rigdob sees the knight and zooms towards him.
Rigdob: I'z gonna getz' yu!
He hurtles twards the knight...

Meanwhile Zagdrek and Nazgub, having got bored of the hippo, spot the terrorists:
Nazgub: Oi 'deres more people upz dere letz smash um..

The weirdboy collapses in exhaustion after firing a bolt of green lightning at Smith
05-10-2003, 22:57
the knight whips out his dagger and sword, he throws the dagger sidearmed at the ork rushing him and prepares to defend and counter attack if he misses.
Qaaolchoura
05-10-2003, 22:59
I doth infer that things are not yet quite insane enough.

*pulls a couple of godmodding n00bs out of sleeve*

Sic!
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 23:00
The dagger misses by a hair's breath and the raging ork draws his choppa up for a swing at the knight.
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 23:02
The ork weirdboy gulps down a couple of magic mushrooms, increasing his mental power drastically. Barely able to control his mental energy, another green beam of energy arcs towards Qaaolchoura
05-10-2003, 23:04
my knight blocks the slash and pulls harry potter out of his pocket. harry has just enough time to say "huh? wha?" before the knight throws him at the raging ork.
Qaaolchoura
05-10-2003, 23:13
Noob 1: "1 n00k j00z a11 wit a b110n n00kz"

Noob 2: "1 n00k j00z a11 wit a gaDz110n n00kz"

Noob 3: "1 spred antax and 3b0la a11 0vr da world"

Noob 4: "Watch me SPAM! j00 m0r0nz!!!"

Edit: *n00bs move towards Gamma's orcs*
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 23:17
Rigdob smashes Harry Potter's face in with a well aimed punch, but his overpowered jetpack sends him driving across the edge of the knight's sword, decapitating him. The remainder of his body goes flying into a nearby tree exploding and causing the tree to topple towards the knight.
Meanwhile, Rigdob (or at least his head) groaned. He would have to hope one of the other orks took him to a mad dok (Orks live for about two hours after being decapitated)

Over on the ridge, the weirdboy summons Gork's foot, this time to stamp on the terrorists. Following that he sends another bolt into Smith, but overpowered it and ended up having his own head exploded as well, leaving a small crater where he and his helpers had been standing.

Seeing the demise of Rigdob, the explosion of their weirdboy, and Gork's huge foot aboutto stamp on the terrorists, Nazgub and Zagdrek decided to call it a day and, picking up Rigdob's head ran back to their camp.

OOC: That was great fun, thanks to you all.

EDIT: WAIT!! I almost have fifty posts, i'll have to continue posting briefly.
NuMetal
05-10-2003, 23:20
Smith gets horribly electicuted by the lightning and turns into a super powerd mutant with 7 inch claws,like some horrible mix between Wolverine and the Hulk,he then picks up a boulder and hurls it randomly at the ork who electricuted him
05-10-2003, 23:21
OOC:NP, thanks for joining us.

after decapitating rigbob, the knight heads twords those n00bs, as he has already gotten hit by 16 cardboard n00kes and a bunch of paper airplanes....
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 23:21
Seeing the noobz running towards Nazgub and Zagdrek, Snikgit climbs form his hiding place beside the hippo and runs up behind Qaaolchoura with his banna and brings it crashing down on his head (remember the banna weighs a lot)
Special Force Gamma
05-10-2003, 23:23
The giant boulder hits the gooey mess that was the weirdboy and smashes into the ground. Meanwhile, bored of fighting so many people and hungry for grot flesh, Nazgrub and Zagdrek make their way back to their camp.

EDIT OOC: That was a slightly unexpected turn of events, although high concentrations of WAAGGHH!! magic does do that sometimes.
NuMetal
05-10-2003, 23:25
*Rampages*

:twisted:
05-10-2003, 23:27
OOC: bye gamma!


IC: The knight is nearing the n00bs, who are frantically throwing paper airplanes and blowing spitballs at him.... he brings his sword into attack position...
Lunatic Retard Robots
05-10-2003, 23:28
The terrorists continue charging over the ridge, shooting at everything.
05-10-2003, 23:31
the knight notices the terrorists, and realises, though while the n00bs are annoying, they are more of a threat.

"DARFIRE GRENADE!!"

a grenade made of fire lands near the terroriss and explodes....
05-10-2003, 23:49
DAR, GIVE ME STRENGTH!

HANAMTINA, LES CHNITA, KOI LANIKA, DARISNA, DARUUK!

The knights chant ends, and his sword glows a firey blue. he staps iit deep into the heart of the planet, splitting it asunder, and killing everyone on the surface. Dar, goddess of fire and destruction, chuckles to herself.
It is ended.
05-10-2003, 23:59
please, post your opinion. it is important to me. if you vote bad, please tell why, as well.
NuMetal
06-10-2003, 00:05
DAR, GIVE ME STRENGTH!

HANAMTINA, LES CHNITA, KOI LANIKA, DARISNA, DARUUK!

The knights chant ends, and his sword glows a firey blue. he staps iit deep into the heart of the planet, splitting it asunder, and killing everyone on the surface. Dar, goddess of fire and destruction, chuckles to herself.
It is ended.

That was fum but why did you go and kill everyone and end it? :?
06-10-2003, 00:06
i didn't want it to sputter and die, and be forgotten. i wanted to keep it good, so i ended it as soon as post quality started to decline and a few people left.
06-10-2003, 00:38
who voted the badder one? tell me WHY, dammit!
Qaaolchoura
06-10-2003, 00:46
I did because I was annoyed at how quickly you had ended it. :twisted:
Lapse
06-10-2003, 01:59
Thats unfair, i died on the first page :(

Still pretty awesome until i died so ill voet for the top one
Qaaolchoura
06-10-2003, 02:45
I did because I was annoyed at how quickly you had ended it. :twisted:
I've no clue who the other voters are, though if I'd known anybody else was going too I'd have voted for the top.
NuMetal
06-10-2003, 02:48
I did because I was annoyed at how quickly you had ended it. :twisted:
I've no clue who the other voters are, though if I'd known anybody else was going too I'd have voted for the top.

Don't be influenced by peer pressure
I voted the top despite wishing the fun hadn't been cut off
Qaaolchoura
06-10-2003, 03:32
I did because I was annoyed at how quickly you had ended it. :twisted:
I've no clue who the other voters are, though if I'd known anybody else was going too I'd have voted for the top.

Don't be influenced by peer pressure
I voted the top despite wishing the fun hadn't been cut off
No, If I'd known anybody would have voted for the bottom.

I would have voted top, except that I was ticked off that it ended so early.
The Resi Corporation
06-10-2003, 05:18
Awww...! I didn't want it to end!
06-10-2003, 05:26
be inspired..! start your own!