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The country with the weirdest name is now under attack.
BEWARE Lima Beens! We are gunning for you!

OOC: Hmm, attack warmongering n00b, or Jono Land??

IC: Stop these acts of senseless aggression, or we will destroy you entirely.

OOC:Hear that? ITS THE SOUND OF NO ONE CARRYING!!!!

noooooooooo not the evestating attack!

Due to the shortage of military in the Mighty Redundant Redundancy Empire, we have been forced to attack Lima Beens with the only weapon available to us. 500 soldiers armed with spoons full of yogourt. These men doen't really know what's going on and may be marching in the worng direction.

Lima Beens unleashes men with big spoons who will catch the yogurt!

Six MV-42 transports arrive, Royal Marines filing out the back and sides on touchdown. The Marines surround the RR troops, and herd them towards another ten empty transports.

Since our spoons soldiers have been defeated, the only available fighting force left to our mighty nation is our fleet of LAWYERS!! These lawyers are armed with briefcases full of important-looking documents and are already on the way to reap destruction and chaos on the land of Lima Beens.

*would fall of chair laughing if he wasn't on a couch*

You are quite lucky that nobody cares.

If I cared I could crush you without blinking, and I myself am rather weak military wise.

My military is roughly twice the size of your entire country. :roll:

We are not pleased with the recent actions of McLeod. If this insolence continues, we cannot be held responsable of the results to them.

Qaaolchoura. Thank you for your support. I hope we can count on continued assistance of the same kind in the future.

We are not pleased with the recent actions of McLeod. If this insolence continues, we cannot be held responsable of the results to them.

*Picks himself off the floor after laughing so much. You want a war? My military is bigger than your entire population. I have more soldiers than you do people. So just stop witht eh pointless wars, or i will annex you, and you can make another country.

McLeod ould crush you and Lima Beens both without even noticing,

Please read the Stickies before starting another RP.

Now for the Almighty IGNORE Cannon

You have officially been IGNORED

Qaaolchoura. Thank you for your support. I hope we can count on continued assistance of the same kind in the future.
It is not assistance. :roll:

Are you pulling out your assitance, Qaaolchoura? You can no longer count on our help any more. Consider our allience annulled.

L-e-t- -me- -s-p-e-l-l- -i-t- -o-u-t.

I- -n-e-v-e-r- -o-f-f-e-r-e-d- -y-o-u- -a-s-s-i-s-t-a-n-c-e.

I- -t-o-l-d- -y-o-u- -t-o- -g-o- -r-e-a-d- -t-h-e- -s-t-i-c-k-i-e-s.

Edit:ed to make clearer

240 F/A-18s head towards Redundant Redundancy in the largest aerial first assault ever conducted by McLeodian Armed Forces. The front 60 carry HARMs and Mavericks, as well as MASRAAMs for defence, the next 40 carry entirely MAMRAAMs for escort, and the remaining 140 carry 2 MASRAAMs and 4 Mavericks each.

Massive damage was taken by most major cities across the land of Redundant Redundancy. The people recoiled in horrow and ran to the hills where small groups of survivors met up. The society is shattered physically, and psychologically. The only thing that keeps those tortured souls going is their hatred for the evil nation of McLeod03. They await the day when justice will be served.

We will not tolerate this blantant act of imperialism.

The United Socialist States of Zvarinograd dispatches 75 EA-160C fighters armed with EAW-12 cruise missles to a tactical run against Redundant Redundancy's major military installations and airports. In addition, 10,000 infantry (SCR-21 Tavor rifles with grenade launchers) is en route through EA-80 transport planes to paratroop and occupy Redundant Redundancy's capital to strip thier leader of his/her power and to stop this madness once and for all.

OOC:

I afforded the military equipment from United Elias. Ask him for verification of my army.

Technically, Redundant Redundancy gives me reason to conquer him. Why not? My nation will economically benefit from making it a colony.

Zvarinograd, why even bother.

It's a five mllion n00b, an doesn't know any better.

Just IGNORE it until it learns to RP properly.

The damage was heavy after the attack on RR today. Many of the surviving resisdents were brutaly slaughtered. 85% of the original population was killed. Those remaining have lost all technology and have resorted to hunting with sticks and stones. RR's leader Pete Peterson escaped into a large underground complex of caves where he is rumoured to have a small bombshelter. Overall, the residents are mangled, scarred beings who are slowing losing their will to live.

what did he do wrong he was just attacking ppl

There is a long history in NS of n00bs attacking, and then godmodding.

I did the most humane thing and IGNORED him, but. . .

The United Socialist States of Zvarinograd's forces begin eliminating all resistance and taking all unarmed civilians not within the aforementioned caves. 100 T-98 MBTs are being transported in a second wave of EA-80 transport planes to further support Zvarinograd's hold on the country. A government body is now being appointed to manage Redundant Redundancy after it has been completely detained. Engineers are waiting for the first wave of EA-80s to return and refuel and transport them in order to sap thier country of resources.

OOC:

I did as well, Qaaolchoura, but they keep spamming my research projects out of bump and making it lose attention. I need those projects as a developing country as I want to be able to sell weaponry and support my economy. They also spam my requests for buying equipment and my storefronts out. I'm tired of bumping it all back. :(

pointy sticks versus pointy sticks, this will be sure funny!
Reddundant, have your men cook me some pork and the rest of you fetch me some beautiful women as i watch this power puff of a spectakle.

and Mcleod03 fetch me my wine or suffer the consequences of total annihilation!

Zvaringrad,

Ahh. . .
I see.
Then carry on. :twisted:

OOC:

Any resistance or further losses, Redundant Redundancy? If not I can as very well declare victory over your forces and country.

OOC:

Any resistance or further losses, Redundant Redundancy? If not I can as very well declare victory over your forces and country.

OOC: or not. It might just be mine, i launched the first attacks. Back down.

You are going to fight over who gets to squash a six million n00b? :lol:

Really, some people are too far up their own asses, it seems. They've got a funny little thing there, not declaring war on a january nation with 50billion nukes. Stop acting like such ponces.

ha ha, i think its pretty funny. why does everyone take this site so seriously. ha ha..............sad! very sad!

Really, some people are too far up their own asses, it seems. They've got a funny little thing there, not declaring war on a january nation with 50billion nukes. Stop acting like such ponces.
Sorry, I'm not quite clear, is that direted at me, Zvaringrad & McLeod03, or the n00bs?

Oh yeah, and what's a "ponce"?

Really, some people are too far up their own asses, it seems. They've got a funny little thing there, not declaring war on a january nation with 50billion nukes. Stop acting like such ponces.
Sorry, I'm not quite clear, is that direted at me, Zvaringrad & McLeod03, or the n00bs?

Oh yeah, and what's a "ponce"?

Yes, it's directed at you. You'd have a case to call them noobs if they threatened someone with 50billion nukes, but seeing as its more '500 people with yoghurt who don't know what they're doing', it seems more realistic to me, somehow. I don't care if either of them are/were/could be Jono land, you aren't even trying to give them a second chance.

You are American? Then I can't be bothered to explain it, ask someone else.

Yes, it's directed at you. You'd have a case to call them noobs if they threatened someone with 50billion nukes, but seeing as its more '500 people with yoghurt who don't know what they're doing', it seems more realistic to me, somehow. I don't care if either of them are/were/could be Jono land, you aren't even trying to give them a second chance.

You are American? Then I can't be bothered to explain it, ask someone else.
A n00b is a new nation who creates annoying RP threads. (see the view all post by link) Although you are right these are the best behaved ones that I have seen.

Edit: Well I live in the United States, but I tend to get called "an unAmerican commie terrorist liberal elite lying . . ."

Massive damage was taken by most major cities across the land of Redundant Redundancy. The people recoiled in horrow and ran to the hills where small groups of survivors met up. The society is shattered physically, and psychologically. The only thing that keeps those tortured souls going is their hatred for the evil nation of McLeod03. They await the day when justice will be served. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: justice? :lol: :lol: :lol: the only justice to be served would be to annex you. now, take all of our advice and SHUT UP, READ THE STICKIES, AND RP BETTER. unless you want to be annexed. ( justice :lol: :lol: )

The country with the weirdest name is now under attack.
BEWARE Lima Beens! We are gunning for you!I'm gonna blow the hell outta you.

The United Socialist States of Zvarinograd's forces begin eliminating all resistance and taking all unarmed civilians not within the aforementioned caves. 100 T-98 MBTs are being transported in a second wave of EA-80 transport planes to further support Zvarinograd's hold on the country. A government body is now being appointed to manage Redundant Redundancy after it has been completely detained. Engineers are waiting for the first wave of EA-80s to return and refuel and transport them in order to sap thier country of resources.

OOC:

I did as well, Qaaolchoura, but they keep spamming my research projects out of bump and making it lose attention. I need those projects as a developing country as I want to be able to sell weaponry and support my economy. They also spam my requests for buying equipment and my storefronts out. I'm tired of bumping it all back. :(

*Walks up with massive occupation force and glares at all the inferior nation*

*With a single finger, points towards Redundant Redundancy's land and his booming voice cometh "MINE!"*

*Pushes the squbling nations aside and beings moving in his all sinister enviromentally destructive mining machinary, machines that could strip mine a mountin in no time and clear cut a forest with a single pass, and the freaken biggest wood chipping machine you've ever seen*

*These machines storms across Redundant Redundancy comsuming all usable materials in there path, leaving a very flat, dusty patch of land, devoid of all natural resourses*

*His booming voice cometh again "NOW YOURS!", and leaves*

(Guns begin firing) General: aim mortars at the enemy base. Fire only on my mark.
Lt: Keep sprayin down those RRs! They.....(dies from gunshot)
Colonel:(takes machine gun starts firing.)
General: fire the mortars!(Mortars fire and hit the base)(Gunfire stops)Casualty report?
Sargeant: 1,000 of our soldiers lost.

You lost a thousand men to sharp sticks?! Damn, I should invade you!

(Guns begin firing) General: aim mortars at the enemy base. Fire only on my mark.
Lt: Keep sprayin down those RRs! They.....(dies from gunshot)
Colonel:(takes machine gun starts firing.)
General: fire the mortars!(Mortars fire and hit the base)(Gunfire stops)Casualty report?
Sargeant: 1,000 of our soldiers lost.Wait they died laughing.

Don't blame em. :lol:

Surrender RR, this is wasting our time

ooc: Who's gonna surrender? The RR's society had a total political/socio-economic breakdown, didn't they? :roll:

ooc: Who's gonna surrender? The RR's society had a total political/socio-economic breakdown, didn't they? :roll:Then I'm outta here that was stupid