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We declare war on Jono Land. Die Die Die! Anyone who wants to join in the attack will our honor and respect.

He's already a lake. Been made that way by a nuke.

first of all, there is no more Jono Land, second, you seem a little too new to have a military

If you're going against him, better not be godmodding yourself.

We release 1 000 000 flaming beavers on Jono Land. They are released in every major city across the nation and are specially trained to eliminate any resistance they encounter.

He has no cities, he's a lake. Your flaming beavers will be extinguished.

there is no civilization in Jono Land

he is gone, for all real purposes

also, being less than a day old, I hardly think you would have 1,000,000 "flaming beavers" at your disposal to send into a nuclear lake

You just don't get it don't you? Jono Land has been anniliathed by several nations long before you did. He does not exist, he is dead, done for, finished, kicked the bucket, bought the farm, gone for the last round up, finito, fin.

::puff:: :puff:

The next wave of attack is a 200 million happy face pins dropped from my dreadnought. As the happy faces fall through the atmosphere, they gain enough speed to cause critical damage to anything that may be left in the nation. :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :cry: :oops: :P :x :evil: :twisted: :wink: :roll:

you don't have a dreadnought, dumbass

Redundant Redundancy: If I were you, I would stop posting here in this thread or else someone else won't be as patient with you and nuke the hell out of you. Juts my opinion cause Jono Land has Nothing left in its' nation.