TROUSRS
04-10-2003, 23:34
TNNC (Trousinian National News Corporation)
Reporting by: Joe Momma and Film by: Jack Meoff
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"Yes folks its true, the prostitues of one hick town have gone on strike. If you look just over my shoulder, you can see them going crazy."
The camera shifts over to a crowd of about 23 women, dressed in short shorts. They are marching around in an oval chanting 'Hell no, we wont blow!' with signs revealing the same message.
"I did get to interview one of the 'special' girls earlier."
The tape begins to play.
"And why are you on strike?"
"Men just don't pay as much as they used to. I mean, we used to get 45 dollars for a quickie. Now its 20 dollars for everything. Its crazy. We can't provide for our families."
"Don't you have any other..erm..jobs?"
"Nope, this is it, and until we get more for our work, those cheating husbands wont have anyone to cheat with!"
The tape cuts off/
"As you can see folks, this is not a good situation. The SWAT team has been called in because the prostitues are useing condom slingshots and dildo guns to kill or knock out innocent bystandards. This is Joe Momma for TNNC. Back to you at the station."
Reporting by: Joe Momma and Film by: Jack Meoff
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"Yes folks its true, the prostitues of one hick town have gone on strike. If you look just over my shoulder, you can see them going crazy."
The camera shifts over to a crowd of about 23 women, dressed in short shorts. They are marching around in an oval chanting 'Hell no, we wont blow!' with signs revealing the same message.
"I did get to interview one of the 'special' girls earlier."
The tape begins to play.
"And why are you on strike?"
"Men just don't pay as much as they used to. I mean, we used to get 45 dollars for a quickie. Now its 20 dollars for everything. Its crazy. We can't provide for our families."
"Don't you have any other..erm..jobs?"
"Nope, this is it, and until we get more for our work, those cheating husbands wont have anyone to cheat with!"
The tape cuts off/
"As you can see folks, this is not a good situation. The SWAT team has been called in because the prostitues are useing condom slingshots and dildo guns to kill or knock out innocent bystandards. This is Joe Momma for TNNC. Back to you at the station."