NationStates Jolt Archive


Terrorist Recruiting

02-10-2003, 16:25
Once again we are opening our borders to allow foreign freedom fighters to train in our extensive facilities.

Hundreds of years of experience.
Quality education.


Selection is rigorous, foreign anti-terrorist will be discovered and castrated.
02-10-2003, 16:31
We would like to enlist some of our men in your training programs. How should we go about doing this?

-Abassador of Drakkan the Butcher, God Emperor of Dhoregnohb
Guevara Rocha
02-10-2003, 16:36
We would like a divison of 100 men trained. We would very grateful. The divison would be put to great use i can assure you.

How do I go about getting my men trained?
02-10-2003, 16:42
This might sound odd coming from FC, but.....

We want 100,000 in 5 NS years to pass through basic guerilla training.
02-10-2003, 16:45
I'll send 2,000 men to you. I need men training for what may lie ahead.......
Skager
02-10-2003, 16:48
I would like 100 men to pass through your training. Reasons are not nessasary, as it is currently top secret.
Independent Hitmen
02-10-2003, 19:23
You should change the name of this thread to 'Terristan asks to be invaded/nuked.
Padmasa
02-10-2003, 19:32
Could Padmasa get 601 men trained? With more to arrive as they finish spec-ops training?
Voleri
02-10-2003, 19:56
i would like 50,000 men trained.
02-10-2003, 20:04
Comrade Drylock, KGB 13th Directorate (Foreign Negotiations, Covert)

The Peoples Republic of the Zusayan Union has ammased a group of vollenteers who we shall call The Red Brigade.

We put them aboard a Red Locust airline and dispatched them to you for training.

Message Ends.
06-10-2003, 11:31
You should change the name of this thread to 'Terristan asks to be invaded/nuked.


you should shut up or be nuked yourself
06-10-2003, 11:37
The Nomadic Peoples of Sibley will not tolerate this outrageous proposition. We are joined in our disgust by our neighbours and noble allies, the Dictatorship of BREDDY. We demand that you close all training facilities or face the wrath of the Fornolad!!!
06-10-2003, 11:40
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06-10-2003, 11:42
Do you nomadic people want us to destroy your homes? You have no idea what you are dealing with, we have extensive terrorist networks. If you are not interested then butt out or we will bomb your people.
06-10-2003, 11:45
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06-10-2003, 11:46
We do not stand alone. Close your facilities or face utter destruction. We wildermen know no mercy. Our alliance against you now includes the Republic of New Denya and the Armed Republic of Beer Mats. We request assistance from the other free peoples of this world to stamp out this threat to international security.
06-10-2003, 11:47
The nation of Sibley does NOT stand alone, any attack on them will be met with the fiercest force possible.

we are not threatening attack, it is others, we are simply offering a service.
06-10-2003, 11:48
To nuke or not to nuke, that is the question. Hmmm....

Well, since you haven't harmed anyone directly, I'll let this one pass. We will monitor the situation though.
Malajhaliza
06-10-2003, 11:48
Terristan I would like you to know I am behind you in your campain and should either Sibley or Stupid Marriage invade you we will fight them off with all means nessacary. By the way I would like 5,000 troops trained in
Gureila fighting and hit-and-run tactics.

The Holy Empire of Malajhaliza
06-10-2003, 11:49
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06-10-2003, 11:49
This service trains men for covert warfare. This is in effect a preparation for war, and we will not tolerate unprovoked threats to world security.
06-10-2003, 11:50
The Nomadic Peoples of Sibley will not tolerate this outrageous proposition. We are joined in our disgust by our neighbours and noble allies, the Dictatorship of BREDDY. We demand that you close all training facilities or face the wrath of the Fornolad!!!
06-10-2003, 11:50
This service trains men for covert warfare. This is in effect a preparation for war, and we will not tolerate unprovoked threats to world security.

offensive or defensive, you do not know!
Malajhaliza
06-10-2003, 11:51
To nuke or not to nuke, that is the question. Hmmm....

Well, since you haven't harmed anyone directly, I'll let this one pass. We will monitor the situation though.

ha nukes really thats getting very old. We can use our GPS Ordinince Satelliet to track your missle and then interecpt it.
06-10-2003, 11:54
To nuke or not to nuke, that is the question. Hmmm....

Well, since you haven't harmed anyone directly, I'll let this one pass. We will monitor the situation though.

ha nukes really thats getting very old. We can use our GPS Ordinince Satelliet to track your missle and then interecpt it.

Then I will use free-fall nuclear bombs.

And just wait till I get future tech.
06-10-2003, 11:56
UWS take your warmongering elsewhere.
Malajhaliza
06-10-2003, 11:56
To nuke or not to nuke, that is the question. Hmmm....

Well, since you haven't harmed anyone directly, I'll let this one pass. We will monitor the situation though.

ha nukes really thats getting very old. We can use our GPS Ordinince Satelliet to track your missle and then interecpt it.

Then I will use free-fall nuclear bombs.

And just wait till I get future tech.


Now you are starting to tick me off so my Biochemical arsenal might come into play.
06-10-2003, 11:57
We extend the hand of friendship to the United World States and Stupid Marriage.

We issue a formal warning against Terristan: close your training programme or you and your cronies will find yourselves at war with our alliance.
06-10-2003, 11:57
To nuke or not to nuke, that is the question. Hmmm....

Well, since you haven't harmed anyone directly, I'll let this one pass. We will monitor the situation though.

ha nukes really thats getting very old. We can use our GPS Ordinince Satelliet to track your missle and then interecpt it.

Then I will use free-fall nuclear bombs.

And just wait till I get future tech.


Now you are starting to tick me off so my Biochemical arsenal might come into play.

keep on topic please :wink:
those yanky bstards can pi$$ off!
Malajhaliza
06-10-2003, 11:58
Terristan I will send 100,000 troops to your area to help you ward off these wasted capitalist and liberarian countries.
06-10-2003, 12:00
Terristan I will send 100,000 troops to your area to help you ward off these wasted capitalist and liberarian countries.

no need, our military is strong and experienced. If we are attacked we will respond rightfully with full aggression.
06-10-2003, 12:02
UWS take your warmongering elsewhere.
I'm not warmongering. Keep it up and I might actually warmonger.
Malajhaliza
06-10-2003, 12:02
Ok I thought I would offer since these other countries think the world should work their way.
06-10-2003, 12:04
The Chieftains of the High Clans have debated this issue of impending war and have each pledged 10000 men to the Defence of the Realm, bringing our total expeditionary force of guerilla-style raiders to 30000 strong.

We issue a formal declaration of war upon Terristan and her allies. We will stop your training programme or be destroyed in the attempt. Our 30000 Raiders, armed with long knives and AK47s will be travelling with the glorious forces of the Dictatorship of Breddy... towards your lands.
Malajhaliza
06-10-2003, 12:04
UWS take your warmongering elsewhere.
I'm not warmongering. Keep it up and I might actually warmonger.

Why don't you just leave you crazy fool.
06-10-2003, 12:05
I the Dictatorship Of BREDDY pledge my entire country hole heartedly to this conflict. Terrorism must not be allowed to sit in a country festering like an open wound corrupting the world and turning the peoples of the world into people who are scared to go to a resturant for fear af a suicide bomb ruining the main course. It must be stopped!!!!!
Malajhaliza
06-10-2003, 12:05
The Chieftains of the High Clans have debated this issue of impending war and have each pledged 10000 men to the Defence of the Realm, bringing our total expeditionary force of guerilla-style raiders to 30000 strong.

We issue a formal declaration of war upon Terristan and her allies. We will stop your training programme or be destroyed in the attempt. Our 30000 Raiders, armed with long knives and AK47s will be travelling with the glorious forces of the Dictatorship of Breddy... towards your lands.


Cool now you get to fight me all my allies my 10 puttpet states to which are just as strong and some stronger than me. All nations please rally to Terristan's cause
06-10-2003, 12:08
UWS take your warmongering elsewhere.
I'm not warmongering. Keep it up and I might actually warmonger.

Why don't you just leave you crazy fool.

Stop making mindless insults in defense of your best buddy Terristan.

Oh, and you want me to leave? Make me!
Malajhaliza
06-10-2003, 12:08
I would like to make an alliance between Terristan and me.
06-10-2003, 12:09
I the Dictatorship of Breddy pladge 500,000 men from all services to fight against the terrorist supporting countries of the world. Terrorism must not be allowed to fester in a country like a cancer waiting to strike. It must be cut out swiftly to avoid contaminating other nations.
06-10-2003, 12:11
:twisted: I the Dictatorship of Breddy pladge 500,000 men from all services to fight against the terrorist supporting countries of the world. Terrorism must not be allowed to fester in a country like a cancer waiting to strike. It must be cut out swiftly to avoid contaminating other nations. :twisted:
Norahc
06-10-2003, 12:15
I know you are in a war, but.............I am sending you 1,000 men to be fully trained as terrorists. We will also send you 100,000 Basic Elven Infantrymen armed with Plasrifles to help you help you defend against your enemies.

Grand General Quel'thaz Nightshade, Chief of Norahc's Elven Division.
06-10-2003, 13:01
the rogue nation of udderland will not tolerate terrorist activity. and we will strike down upon you with furious anger all those who have links with terrorism and terrorist countries! :x
The Secular Resistance
06-10-2003, 13:11
Hmmm...
It sounds interesting...
We'd like to send 4,000 troops to your land, if possible.

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_secular_resistance.jpg
---D-S-R-O---
Draconis Nightcrawlis
06-10-2003, 13:39
Draconis Nightcrawlis wishes to offer its help to Terristan and is sending 50,000 troops to the region. We are also sending a further 50,000 for training.
06-10-2003, 15:06
All assistance welcome :wink:
Breddy, UWS and Sibley. I urge you not to send your men to their deaths!
:evil:

:evil:

:evil:
06-10-2003, 15:10
We issue a formal declaration of war upon Terristan and her allies. We will stop your training programme or be destroyed in the attempt. Our 30000 Raiders, armed with long knives and AK47s will be travelling with the glorious forces of the Dictatorship of Breddy... towards your lands.

you will need more tan AK's and knives if you even want to make it to our shores. Our allied airforce and navy would destroy you before you set foot on our soil!
06-10-2003, 15:12
Dyonisis, the elder, and leader of the Dominion, has charged the war counsel, with possible war preperations, if actual training of forein naturals takes place. Its one thing to train one's own people in this aspect of war,but to offer assistance , training, and expertise, thats over stepping the bounds. Our emissarys have been dispatched to each nation opposed to this venture, to discuss possible diplomatic counter measures, in an effort to avoid out right hostilities!
06-10-2003, 15:14
Its one thing to train one's own people in this aspect of war,but to offer assistance , training, and expertise, thats over stepping the bounds.

no it isn't, pointy ears
06-10-2003, 15:21
for a puny country of 194 million, you would be better served to avoid this conflict!
06-10-2003, 15:24
how could i lame ass if it's my country.
06-10-2003, 15:35
Obviously your RP skills are lacking to an extent that the Ignore Cannon must once more be rolled up, and be used,,,Bang!
06-10-2003, 15:37
ok, it seem syour reading skills don't exist.
Any conflict in my country would involve me!
Also it seems you are one of those immature pricks who resorts everything to population numbers.
06-10-2003, 16:15
not to mention your spelling skills, or lack there of!
06-10-2003, 17:13
you will need more tan AK's and knives if you even want to make it to our shores. Our allied airforce and navy would destroy you before you set foot on our soil!

Yes - but our alliance have superior forces to yours. My men form just a small part of the force now moving to oppose you.

OOC: There should never be any need to resort to swearing. It shows up your limited vocabulary.
06-10-2003, 17:16
Sibley, back off.

Freedom Country has proposed that unless Sibley and Allies back off, big brother Freedom Country will protect Terristan, and bully your tiny fleets away.

Now go home, and try again :wink:
06-10-2003, 22:33
We do not fear you, and - make no mistake - we will gladly give our lives if necessary to defeat this evil.
imported_Zefyrz
06-10-2003, 22:45
316 men with mixed French and Russian accents come to the camp to be trained. They bring mostly Galdanian, Zefyeren and American currency, and 123 have their own weapons.
Neo Earth
06-10-2003, 22:58
Damnit Terristan, don't try it agian. I swear, I will invade your nation, support or no. End this!
Seversky
06-10-2003, 23:10
End your support of terrorism. NOW.


-Chancellor James Lynch, Commonwealth of Seversky.

At the moment, both the CNS Illustirous and CNS Brixton CVNCBGs are redeploying to the area, and should be arriveing shortly.

Opperations will commence on these bases if they are not shut down.
06-10-2003, 23:16
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted:

I sense conflict brewing. Soon the cries of millions shall fill the air. I shall send as many cultists as I can to fight and die in the name of Murder.


God Emperor and Psychotic-at-large, Drakkan the Butcher
06-10-2003, 23:34
i'd like to train 50 men for advanced guerilla warfare and demolitions
07-10-2003, 11:56
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted:

I sense conflict brewing. Soon the cries of millions shall fill the air. I shall send as many cultists as I can to fight and die in the name of Murder.


God Emperor and Psychotic-at-large, Drakkan the Butcher

ok you are just messed up.

Communist Vietnam
A colony of The Holy Empire of Malajhaliza
07-10-2003, 13:31
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07-10-2003, 13:52
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Zvarinograd
07-10-2003, 14:49
We wish 20 military personnel, 20 civilians and 20 children to be trained in all terrorist courses as we are developing advanced training methodologies (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1740460&highlight=#1740460) in order to create the perfect breakdown of sentience, immunity to psychological warfare as well as reduced training times using existing (and for some, restricted) principles and theories. Our methods may seem atrocious but it is science and progress. The human race will come to this eventually, even if we were to stop now. This will be a step closer to extracting the secrets of the human brain.

Now, the question is, will you help us?
07-10-2003, 14:52
no problem
Zvarinograd
07-10-2003, 14:57
OOC:
Ironic, my nation does not tolerate terrorism but instead concieves more horrific atrocities to humankind.
07-10-2003, 15:22
i would like 15,000 men from my army to receive guerilla warfare and demolitions training....how long will this take?
11-10-2003, 20:15
*Breddy's troop carriers begin dropping Sibley Raiders on the Terristani border to begin reconnaisance*
11-10-2003, 22:26
We will pay any nation 15,000$ for a suicide bomber to attack the Defarian Senate. Any takers?
12-10-2003, 15:21
No, but we'll take you on if you side with the terrorists by making such an outrageous proposition...
12-10-2003, 15:26
We would like to send 82,000 men through guerilla training, assasination, demolition, and basically terrorist/guerilla training.

Thank you,
Holy Emperor Camilo III
Moviewatcher
12-10-2003, 15:58
*Brian, President of The republic of Moviewatcher, Steps up to the podium*

"My fellow Moviewatcheiens apon the building tenchion which will most likely lead to war, I have desided to position our space fleat to decimate which ever side attacks first. I repeat any nation and there allys who attack first will have there army compleatly decimated by our space fleet. They will also be invaded by our armyies."

*end news confrience*
Malajhaliza
13-10-2003, 01:59
*Brian, President of The republic of Moviewatcher, Steps up to the podium*

"My fellow Moviewatcheiens apon the building tenchion which will most likely lead to war, I have desided to position our space fleat to decimate which ever side attacks first. I repeat any nation and there allys who attack first will have there army compleatly decimated by our space fleet. They will also be invaded by our armyies."

*end news confrience*

ya sure your space fleet that will really do something :lol: use existing tech. not tech from 300 years in the future
13-10-2003, 10:05
*Breddy's troop carriers begin dropping Sibley Raiders on the Terristani border to begin reconnaisance*

we are a peninsula, we have one border with Jaiklia who will not let you through.

Troop carriers are unescorted and attacked by combined forces of airforce, army and navy. Sibleys raiders are sitting targets in our barren deserts and have no chance of supply. They are cut off and will soon die through bullet holes or starvation. Your raiders are all going to die.

Stupid mistake.
13-10-2003, 10:07
We would like to send 82,000 men through guerilla training, assasination, demolition, and basically terrorist/guerilla training.

Thank you,
Holy Emperor Camilo III

this will take several years.
All units undertaking training will also do target practice on the dried dead husks of sibleys raiders.

Stupid prick shouldn't have invaded me.
13-10-2003, 14:11
OOC: Ohhh, touchy!

Terristan, you obviously know nothing about my Raiders. They live off the land wherever they go and will not be killed by their environment... you'll have to do better than sit back and hope that they'll die, cos it ain't gonna happen. We are recieving our first reports back.
13-10-2003, 15:52
TOP SECRET!
COSE Z
To Terristan
From Red Tide

For 100 million dollars we will supply you with 2 tons worth of anthrax GAMMA. This gooey substance is a improved version of anthrax. Capable of killing within seconds and withstanding small explosions. Unfortuanatly its very expensive(hence the 100 million cost).
END MESSAGE
13-10-2003, 15:57
We have developed a new form of warfare, NARCOTIC WARFARE, where stuff such as LSD, PCP, weed etc can be used to wreck havoc amoungst military formations and civilan populations. If you would like instruction we will send a training team to your establishment for £1 (UKP) per year.
13-10-2003, 18:46
bump
14-10-2003, 00:41
The Protectorate of Grotia is shocked at the news of terrorist schools. It will place its flag alongside that of Sibley and its allies in ridding the world of this menace. We notice the hated DSRO is a client...a foolish move on their part.

Of course, the cancellation of all terrorist training will be seen as a motion towards peace...

Attack force of strike fighter-bombers being placed on standby.


Blut und Krieg
Minister for War
Protectorate of Grotia
14-10-2003, 01:08
We will side with the "terrorists" as their side is called, even though you more oppressive nations are the real terrorists.

911 Haiti
Ebony Defender at large
14-10-2003, 11:56
OOC: Ohhh, touchy!

Terristan, you obviously know nothing about my Raiders. They live off the land wherever they go and will not be killed by their environment... you'll have to do better than sit back and hope that they'll die, cos it ain't gonna happen. We are recieving our first reports back.

ooc: f**k off!

so your raiders are living off the desert are they? eating sand and drinking piss!
Our nation is desert and your "raiders" are being bombed to pieces as they have no air support and i have total superiority in air, land and sea.
Your raiders are stranded and will all die.



Red Tide no deals today mate! :wink:
14-10-2003, 11:57
dubbel post
14-10-2003, 23:29
OOC:DAMN!
14-10-2003, 23:39
UNSC News-broadcast
UNSC Solar Date 10:14:03

>Begin Trasmission

<FleetCOM>
The UNSC will begin to deport captured terrorists since capital punishment is banned in the UNSC.

>End Transmission