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Ignore Cannon Storefront!

Kisnesia
02-10-2003, 05:30
Kisnesia sells the highest quality Ignore Cannons at the lowest prices!

Main model: Our Ignore 2000:
http://www.angelfire.com/un/update/cannon.jpg
This is the suggested model for most modern-tech nations, and is our best seller.
Price: $10,000

Ignore 3500:
http://www.angelfire.com/un/update/laser.jpg
Mostly for futuretech nations. Warning: Modern-tech nations that use this cannon may get called for godmodding.
Price: $17.5 Million

Ignore 100:
http://www.angelfire.com/un/update/slingshot.jpg
This one is for newbie nations. Looks ridiculous, but effective nonetheless.
Price: $3.50 plus tax
02-10-2003, 05:36
I'll get the Ignore 3500?

Oh and can you get a pic for me of it firing?
Kisnesia
02-10-2003, 05:37
I'll get the Ignore 3500?

Oh and can you get a pic for me of it firing?

Yeah, coming right up!!! :D
Manarth
02-10-2003, 05:38
I'll take 12 of the Ignore 2000. I'm going to have fun with these.
The Gulf States
02-10-2003, 05:41
We'll take five of the 2000 series. And just for fun, one of the 100's.
Sambizie
02-10-2003, 05:42
I'll get the Ignore 3500?

Oh and can you get a pic for me of it firing?

What they said :lol:
02-10-2003, 05:45
Ignore banner:

http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/gm.gif
Kisnesia
02-10-2003, 05:52
I'll get the Ignore 3500?

Oh and can you get a pic for me of it firing?

What they said :lol:

Here you go:

http://www.angelfire.com/un/update/laser2.jpg

If anybody wants to make a better one, go for it, and I'll give you a free 3500!
02-10-2003, 05:52
Wait, let me stop laughing! Ok. No, wait! Lol!

We will also take 5 of the 2000 series, and another 5 of the 100 series just for kicks.

*money wired*
Kisnesia
02-10-2003, 05:54
EDIT: Duplicate Post
Sambizie
02-10-2003, 05:54
:lol: :lol: $17,500,000 wired :lol:

Many thanks.
02-10-2003, 05:57
My OOC Ignore cannon of course, is the big ol' city sized ignore cannon lol
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/ignorecannon.jpg

Of course, I'm one to talk, i actually have IC'ly several of THESE set up all over my nation lol:
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/ME0000148978_2.jpg

Those would be my Ignore-a-Legit-Invasion Cannons :)
The Gulf States
02-10-2003, 05:58
Although I consider myself modern tech, I use something similar to the 3500 for anti-aircraft/missile defense.
Tappee
02-10-2003, 06:00
I'll take one of each so that I have the right tool for the right job
Kisnesia
02-10-2003, 06:00
All orders previous to this post (Armed Anarchists, Gulf States, Manarth, and AT Army) confirmed.

Shipment will arrive within 1 NS Week.
Kisnesia
02-10-2003, 06:01
I'll take one of each so that I have the right tool for the right job

Order Confirmed. 1 NS Week delivery.
Belem
02-10-2003, 06:06
whats the purpose of making up all these "super duper happy terrific cool" ways of ignoring someone.

Just say "Your ignored" and be done with it.
The Gulf States
02-10-2003, 06:06
1 NS week = instantaneous RL?
Melkor Unchained
02-10-2003, 06:12
Now this has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.

Why does everyone on NS make such a huge deal about ignore cannons?

I mean, it's not rocket science: ignore the other guy and don't say anything. Besides, charging people ICly for something that's only used in an OOC capacity is absurd.

thats my $.02
Omz222
02-10-2003, 06:15
What are these "Ignore Cannons"? How do these weird instruments work?

-- Random Omzian Cadre
The Gulf States
02-10-2003, 06:16
It's funny seeing the various visions of the ignore cannon.

Besides, money around here doesn't mean anything besides your economic standing on the national page.
02-10-2003, 07:39
Yeah, i made a thread about how annoying these threads were getting a while back, but people just kept doing them, so i gave up.
Kisnesia
02-10-2003, 13:43
Now this has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.

Why does everyone on NS make such a huge deal about ignore cannons?

I mean, it's not rocket science: ignore the other guy and don't say anything. Besides, charging people ICly for something that's only used in an OOC capacity is absurd.

thats my $.02

You're right. This is absolutely ridiculous. I just wanted to see the reactions, and to see if people would shell out that much money for a "laser ignore cannon".

If you want to ignore someone, you can just ignore them. If you want to have fun while doing it, you can buy the equipment here.
Kekkosmaa
02-10-2003, 13:54
Now this has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.

Why does everyone on NS make such a huge deal about ignore cannons?

I mean, it's not rocket science: ignore the other guy and don't say anything. Besides, charging people ICly for something that's only used in an OOC capacity is absurd.

thats my $.02

Yeah, I agree - I meant to say that myself, but Melkor was faster. Blah. But simply ignoring is the best option. These "LASER IGNORE CANNONS" are long since unfunny..
..Roleplaying ignores are the modern way! :P
Ok. Seriously. I prefer ignoring and shutting up.
Manarth
03-10-2003, 00:04
All orders previous to this post (Armed Anarchists, Gulf States, Manarth, and AT Army) confirmed.

Shipment will arrive within 1 NS Week.

Thanks allot *money wired*
Manarth
03-10-2003, 00:07
All orders previous to this post (Armed Anarchists, Gulf States, Manarth, and AT Army) confirmed.

Shipment will arrive within 1 NS Week.

Thanks allot *money wired*
Syskeyia
07-10-2003, 07:30
What are these "Ignore Cannons"? How do these weird instruments work?

-- Random Omzian Cadre

The "Ignore Cannon" was originated by Menelmacar as a fancy way of saying, "I'm ignoring you." Its primary version was like this:

Loading Ignore Cannon...

Ready...Aim...Fire...

CONGRATULATIONS, [i]!

YOU DO NOT EXIST!

The idea caught on, and people started posting pics for it and, well...

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia