the invasion of jump assasins
skatskill and are invading the nation of jump assiains. i am invading with 500,000 men.
Acrylic and Skatskill will fall to the great ntion of Jump Assains. They will then surrender to theall-powerful refion of Evility. Canada sux. Acrylic and Skatskill are going to fall to the 1000000 men of Jump Assasins
n00b wars.....puppets I bet
acrylic sends 750,000 men split up in to 500,000 infentry and 150,000 tanks and 100,000 in air squadrens and am ready to launch up to 3 nukes apon jump assin's capital
The free nation of Versati sends its fierce dark trenchcoat wearing, katana wielding, black magic using, freedom fighters agaisnt the evil dictatorship of jump assasins.
i am sending 500,000, independatnt volunteers with their own commanders NOT to be placed under the armies of Skatskill.
I pledge 10000 undead ghouls, 2000 crypt lords, 5000 necromancers, 500 abominations, 1000 gargoyles, and a dozen lich commanders and a CHAKA to the destruction of skatskill, acrylic and versati who are U.S.A wannabees just randomly invading countries for no reason
The entire region of Evility has pledged their forces to Jump Assasins. They are well-trained killing machines. Your feeble armies will be slaughtered. Evility is sending half its forces which will be enough to topple you in one single blow. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
OOC: Hmm, sept. 29 nations the whole lot of them. And they all have massive armies which are impossible for a nation of that size and age...
This thread's official theme song is Metallica's "Master Of Puppets". :lol: :lol: :lol:
Five Civilized Nations
01-10-2003, 19:23
“Mr. President, we got another n00b war going on…”
“Are you serious?”
“Yes, Mr. President…Um…Mr. President, sir, can we go attack them?”
“If they get out of hand, yes.”
“Oh boy!!!”
Don’t do anything stupid… We have got a lot of trigger happy big nations out there…
--The Omnipresent President
Kelanthia
01-10-2003, 19:36
This thread's official theme song is Metallica's "Master Of Puppets". :lol: :lol: :lol:
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yes we are noobs and i dont think my army is out of scale but please tell me if it is my milliary is only 7% of my nation if this is not the right percentage then will some one please tell me
imported_Angelus
01-10-2003, 19:48
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Of the council of clan
01-10-2003, 19:49
yes we are noobs and i dont think my army is out of scale but please tell me if it is my milliary is only 7% of my nation if this is not the right percentage then will some one please tell me
my military is only about 3% of my nation, and most of them are reservists. And you realize there is 4 men crewing a tank? so you sent 150,000 tanks(probably cardboard boxs) with an average crew of 4 and that brings the total up to 600,000. and you realize the USAF has little over 100,000 personell in the entire AF not just pilots, fighters and squadrons. To support a Squadron of Fighters you need several hundred people.
i have decided to pull out of this war beause i have no clue wht im doin and also that im a total n00b and should learn before i act
i have decided to pull out of this war beause i have no clue wht im doin and also that im a total n00b and should learn before i act
Acrylic is super bad at math as pointed out earier. The leader of this nation must realize that I have 200 tanks, 200 bombers, and 150 subs, gunning for his stupid ss. Along with all the dark forces of Kamchakta and Evility, They ill be pulverized.
due to lack of experence Acrylic is pulling out all of its forces and is leaving behind 1 nukuler bomb in the capital of jump assain (wich was made in acrylic from our own Uranium mines) and it is set to go off as soon as our forces are out of the way itgood day jump assain :)
due to lack of experence Acrylic is pulling out all of its forces and is leaving behind 1 nukuler bomb in the capital of jump assain (wich was made in acrylic from our own Uranium mines) and it is set to go off as soon as our forces are out of the way itgood day jump assain :) What there are no foreign bombs in Jump Assasins. The soldiers were never here they are lst in the desert. There are bombs hiddenall over their country :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :mrgreen:
I agree to pull out of this war but it will be revisited once weare no longer n00bs
Of the council of clan
01-10-2003, 20:37
Acrylic is super bad at math as pointed out earier. The leader of this nation must realize that I have 200 tanks, 200 bombers, and 150 subs, gunning for his stupid ss. Along with all the dark forces of Kamchakta and Evility, They ill be pulverized.
tanks, hmmmmm thats an acceptable number, but no way in hell you have 150 subs. i only have 260. (most of them are just cargo carriers, don't ask)
This n00b war has made my brain melt. None of you would have a standing army of over 250,000 Men, and like 500 Tanks at most!
Arribastan
01-10-2003, 20:52
i have decided to pull out of this war beause i have no clue wht im doin and also that im a total n00b and should learn before i actgood job. at least you know it. :wink: