NationStates Jolt Archive


Things are not as they seem...

Aquilla
01-10-2003, 03:28
An excerpt from an editorial from the Chrysaestos Times.

The UN reporter in Aquilla is an idiot. He says crime is high, and polit. freedoms are 'below average' and civil rights are 'few'.

For those that actually read the UN reports, here's some explanation. We actually have average civil rights and world benchmark polit. freedoms. The actuallity is that we discriminate against UN reporters. We give them less freedoms. And tons of Aquillans would jump at the chance to rob a UN reporter. That's how much we hate the UN.

The article goes on to explain that the population listed in the report is only the population for one province, and a number of other ways that the UN report is wrong about our country
Omz222
01-10-2003, 03:30
If you have a problem with the UN, then why don't you kick them out and quit UN?

Random Omzian Cadre
The Macabees
01-10-2003, 03:33
It's funny how you get that report wether or not your UN so thus meaning its not really a UN report.
Mintar
01-10-2003, 03:33
:) Gotta love that propaganda...
Aquilla
02-10-2003, 02:33
Because people have to know about our nation. The UN is the only way for that. So we let one reporter in, and discriminate against him and fine him when he complains of crimes against him.
Aquilla
24-12-2003, 04:46
Aquilla is ranked 153rd in the region and 106,725th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.



The people of Aquilla hate the UN representative. Therefore they constantly pick his pocket, rob his house, kill his dog, etc. No representative has lasted more than three weeks in Aquilla.
24-12-2003, 04:49
It really is odd how they are always in your country and you can't do anything about it.
TheLiberator
24-12-2003, 05:04
ok, this isn't really meant for this forum
Aquilla
25-12-2003, 04:15
@ Rebeland: I've tried executing every one that came but they kept coming. And they call MY citizens stupid.